1234-5678 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Whose face do you wish you could cave in? 1. Justin Guarini 2. Will Smith 3. Shawn Wayans
caboose Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Michael Schumacher Sven Goran Eriksson
OldSchoolWrestling Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Richard Gere Mike Shanahan Vince Russo
justsoyouknow Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 1. Either brother from Good Charlotte 2. The ex-best friend that my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with 3. Patrick Spoon.
Ted the Poster Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Michael Moore Adolf Hitler either Osbourne kid
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Spike Lee my brother, Stephen and just now, Barry Bonds
Art Sandusky Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 The male Osbourne child (people tell me I gank his style, so I must fix the problem) The guy that dumped Ashlee Simpson on the very first episode of The Ashlee Simpson Show (you've got a pretty attractive girlfriend that just signed a record contract with a major label, has a Lexus SC430, loads of hot friends, an MTV show, and will surely make even more money [at the young age of 19 no less] because of said show and her association with her sister, who made the entire Simpson family pretty damn rich on her own... yeah, dump her) Olivier Martinez (Kylie's current not-worthy-piece-of-scum boyfriend)
The Mandarin Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 1. Ghandi (mid-starvation) 2. Spike Dudley 3. Max Mini and/or Mini Vader I'd take all three of them on at once. Seriously, though, I'd pass on two of those fights, and take on that slime piece of shit who murdered Holly Jones. And he'd be handcuffed. And I'd be wearing brass knuckles. I wish he wasn't in a max-security prison so he could be stuffed in with the other prisoners who would do to him what they did to Dahmer.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Mikey Moore He takes up the space of three people, so I have to begin and end with him...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 The male Osbourne child (people tell me I gank his style, so I must fix the problem) bwahahaha.
DerangedHermit Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 The male Osbourne child (people tell me I gank his style, so I must fix the problem) Yeah, Jack Osborne is pretty gay. I have a few more than three that I want to fight: - George W. Bush: Your fucking stupid monkey-ass should NOT be running a country as huge as the US. Canada? Maybe. - Big network executives. Please stop shitting on our TVs and calling it entertainment. - Patrick Spoon. Something about him pisses me off. His gaydar is going off.
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 2. The ex-best friend that my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with What's stopping you? Unless he is playing a gimmick and avoiding you at all cost while throwing problem solvers in your way?
Nighthawk Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Bruce Lee Muhammad Ali Jim Brown All in their primes, of course.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 jobber guy, we don't really like wrestling references this far down the board. my list: Varg Vikernes Anglesault Dj Jazzy Jeff
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Aaron Carter- I so want to kick his ass. Nick's not far behind. Tim Couch- He seems like a fun punching bag, I mean he gets treated like shit by Cleveland in his final few months and does nothing about it. George Bush Sr- He created two idiots of sons who are in prominent power. His presidental run wasn't too great either.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I'd be happy boxing Marney, because lesbians tend to be formidable, plus she thinks she can beat up anyone.
Vern Gagne Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Benedict Arnold Andrew Dice Clay Stone Phillips
DCMaximo Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Wayne Rooney Julian Casablancas from the Strokes Jack White
A Happy Medium Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Ghandi Barry Bonds Alexander the Great (he wasn't THAT great)
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 1. Patrick Spoon 2. Aaron Carter 3. Andrew Lloyd Webber
Guest JacK Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Russell Ingall . . . Marcus Ambrose . . . damn Ford V8 Supercar drivers . . . hell anyone who drives a Ford deserves it. That and Guy Sebastion, the Australian Idol winner. He has a face that's just begging to be kicked. Or gouged with a screwdriver in some mutilating fashion.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Don't worry JacK - Guy Sebastion has already crashed and burned. I bet his record label regrets ever signing him. I'd rather fight Shannon Noll that him. And what do you think of the Ford Falcon XR8?
Art Sandusky Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 1. Patrick Spoon Quit leeching off my heat. I'd bury you.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 That would be the funniest fight in the world.
Guest JacK Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Don't worry JacK - Guy Sebastion has already crashed and burned. I bet his record label regrets ever signing him. I'd rather fight Shannon Noll that him. And what do you think of the Ford Falcon XR8? He has? That's fucking great . . . those fucking Pepsi ad's with him in them were all over fucking Sydney a while ago. And yeah Shannon Noll fucked it up for me now I can't rip off Raven and go 'What about me? Huh? What about JacK?' People think I'm ripping off him, which sucks. And the XR8 is lame . . . lame . .. HSV GTS owns it's ass. The Monaro too. Even the Monaro's Pontiac retarded-up and sold in America own the XR8. Bah, stupid Fords. Who the fuck is Patrick Spoon? And why would you want to fight over him?
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