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SWF SMARKDOWN!! JUNE 28TH!!

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The Smarks Wrestling Federation Proudly Presents…

 

SWF SMARKDOWN!!! Monday, June 28th!!! LIVE from THE BEAUTIFUL ROSENBLATT STADIUM IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA!!

(send all shenanigans to: realitycheck)

 

 

RIDICULOUS DEBUT AGAINST TWO ESTABLISHED VETERANS!!

Munich vs. Manson vs. Rob Gilbert

~ Rob Gilbert’s debut match is… against two guys who have been in this fed since I was born. Wow. In theory, he’d be doomed… but a win here really could impress the bookers backstage. Quite a bit. An out-of-character note to Munich and Manson: If you do not show, you will die. That is all.

Rules: Triple-threat rules. First man to get a pin or submission wins. I’m confused as to what the DQ/count-out rules are in a typical triple-threat, but… well, just don’t end your match in a DQ. Simple enough.

Word Limit: 3800

Marker: Suicide King

 

NEWBIE GETS CHANCE TO BOUNCE OFF OF LOSS BY FIGHTING A MAN IN A PENGUIN SUIT!!

Heath Black vs. Petey the Irish Penguin

~ Newbie Heath Black lost his debut match here in the SWF, but he has a chance to redeem himself here by fighting a… man in a giant penguin suit. Yeah, don’t ask.

Rules: Standard.

Word Limit: 3800

Marker: Grand Slam

 

NEWBIE GETS CHANCE TO CONTINUE WINNING STREAK BY FIGHTING FORMER REFEREE!!

"The Icon" Max King vs. Ced Ordonez

~ Max King won his first match. Can he win his second?? This match has been built up for MONTHS and now this epic feud is finally ready to be blown off!! WHO WILL WIN??

Rules: Standard.

Word Limit: 4001

Marker: realitycheck

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE DEFENSE ALREADY?? CRAAAAAZY!!

Martin “Big Country” Hunt vs. Austin Sly©

~ Hunt won his first match here in the SWF in impressive fashion, and… just on an impulse, if you will, he’s IMMEDIATELY been given a shot at the newly-crowned SWF Cruiserweight Champion!! Wowza! Both men are in a very good way right now in the SWF, coming off of two pretty important victories, but only one can continue their streak. Which man will it be? There’s only one way to find out. BATTLE!

Rules: Cruiserweight Rules.

Word Limit: 4500

Marker: Suicide King

 

HARDCORE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN!!

Ryan Dustin vs. Mike Van Siclen©

~ MVS is coming off a pretty hard loss at the hands of Danny Williams from the last show, but Dustin’s got a title shot, and he wants that shot now. hArDK0Re.

Rules: Uh, none. Duh.

Word Limit: 5000

Marker: Thoth

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Toxxic

~ Since Tom was supposed to compete against Janus tonight for the World Title, these two were supposed to be competing to see who was next in line for the title. But, since things have turned out the way they have… this is to decide who gets to compete in DOUBLE #1 COMPETITOR WACKINESS~! for the World Title. Hurray at Zed throwing a wrench into the World Title shot machine.

Rules: Standard.

Word Limit: 5800

Marker: chirs3

 

ICTV CHAMPION IS IMMEDIATELY SENTENCED TO DEATH IN BOILER ROOM BRAWL!!

Jay Dawg vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix©

~ One might say “Oh, huzzah! Maddix is our new ICTV Champ! He deserves rest!” But I might punch one out. Ohohohoho. Rest is for sissies. Fighting the most hardcore competitor to ever grace the SWF in a Boiler Room Brawl is for REAL men. Good luck.

Rules: I think you both know this one. Both men start out in the boiler room of the stadium, and kill eachother. But the killing should slowly work its way towards the ring, and whoever enters the ring and collects the ICTV belt from referee Anthony Michael Hall first is the winner, and the champion. For stadium lay-out and whatnot… be creative.

Word Limit: 6000

Marker: Grand Slam

 

TOM CASHES IN ON TITLE SHOT… JANUS SUSPENDED… FIGHTS JOHNNY DANGEROUS INSTEAD!!

“The Superior One” Tom Flesher vs. Johnny Dangerous

~ Tom was all set to go on his #1 contendership for the World Title tonight, but unfortunately, the World champion himself has been temporarily suspended. The obvious replacement, of course, was… Johnny Dangerous. Some might question this line of thinking, seeing as how Dangerous is coming off of a loss to Austin Sly for his Cruiserweight Title here, and Tom’ll probably be pretty ticked off that he’s not getting the title shot that’s rightfully his, but… well, let’s just see what happens. This should be interesting.

Rules: Standard Singles Match. Excitement.

Word Limit: 6000

Marker: realitycheck

Edited by 5_moves_of_doom

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You realise TNT, that I hate you.

 

 

On an unrelated note, it's crazy to think that 5 months ago the only active heels in the fed were me, Duran, Todd and Toxxic. Now we're over-run by them! Crazy I tells ya.

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Right - let's see if I can't fuck this one up as badly as I did vs Silent.

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Request:

 

Whenever someone books King on the card, PLEASE put "The Icon" Max King insted of just Max King please.

 

It's his full name. Like Stone Cold Steve Austin, or Bret "Hit Man" Hart...or in SWF's case, "The Superior One" Tom Flesher.

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Guest Beingz0wningj00

It's from last year... but I beat TNT in one shortly after he won the title... which was shortly after From the Fire... if that helps?

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Aecas vs. Thor (i believe) from sometime in the JL...I remember that because Aec lost, and his losing match should have left both men (or at least Thor) dead.

Aye it was me against Victor Tarakanov. I didn;t win because apparently the match was too violent, which I was told at a later date.

 

I can dig out MY version if you're desperate but I'm not sure how far back in the mists of time it was.

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Don't worry about it Max. TNT is just extremely lazy. We're lucky he gets out of bed in the morning.

Ohohohohoho, don't get the wrong idea, there. I work FROM bed.

 

 

And yeah, I fought JD in a Boiler Room Brawl match at some point... and it's really the only match I've ever lost where I think that I was ROBBED~! ROBBED I SAY!!!

 

That said, I've got no idea on his version, though I've got my copy lying around here somewhere, I believe. It was evidentially close, at least.

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Is everybody else aware that Rosenblatt Stadium is an open-air stadium? I was just thinking to myself "Dammit, I can't make everything go pitch-black there's still daylight." So do I just say it's already night-time at The Blatt to prevent myself from confusing myself further?

 

Damn me for doing reality checks for my intro...

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Open air stadium? Like a baseball field, or just one with a retractable dome?

 

EDIT: I just checked and indeed, it is a baseball stadium. *grumbles* anyway it holds 24,000 though. Thats pretty good sttendance for Smarkdown and it not being a pre-ppv show. (Y)

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Not that I'm writing right now, but would it KILL you guys to stay in arenas/retractable domes?

 

I always thought the whole baseball stadium thing was too weird, and I'm pretty sure I've never won a match in an open-air stadium. I've been lucky to win an SJL match at Niagara Falls (back when the Urban Decay was on top--for about two weeks).

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Yeah, baseball stadiums suck. It's not like it's even a decent sport.

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Yeah...it's like cricket, only people find it entertaining.

 

Duran makes a good point though. We need another show to be held at Niagra Falls. I made my debut on that show which was somewhat of a 'hey, welcome...now write a match next to this totally obscure tourist sight'.

 

 

EDIT: Since when do Baseball Stadiums have Boiler Rooms?

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Since when is Niagara Falls obscure??

 

Yes, I'm not being serious.

 

 

Oh, and that was the show that I promo'd for but didn't feel like writing a match, and ended up drinking bears with Thor and riding in a...golf cart...i believe.

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EDIT: Since when do Baseball Stadiums have Boiler Rooms?

I'm sure Mutual of Omaha, as part of their link with "Wild Kingdom", has a boiler room.

 

Wait, they didn't kill the animals and boil them?

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QUOTE (King Cucaracha @ Jun 26 2004, 02:54 PM)

EDIT: Since when do Baseball Stadiums have Boiler Rooms?

 

 

 

 

I also have to agree with this statement? Ah well, I put mine in "The basement"

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Phft, guys, wrestling logic 101- every place has a boiler room. Every.

 

 

 

Oh and I'm showing, after somebody deleted my SWF folder which included chat and other shit, so, uh, that sucks. But I have all tonight to write, so I will.

 

 

 

Petey cannot become IL jobber like, muahahahaha. :cheers:

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Guest Beingz0wningj00

Can we get a confiration on the deadline time? 5pm Pacific?

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5pm PCT, 8pm EST, as always.

 

And as a note, I wish people would note what kind of stadium they're booking shows into when I give them worldstadiums.com to work from. I mean, the stadium type IS listed right there.

 

-Z

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