Guest Seven Sins Report post Posted July 6, 2004 This movie is gonna kick ass Pauly Shore is Dead Starring Pauly Shore, Jaime Bergman, Ben Stiller, Sean Penn, Fred Durst, Tom Sizemore, Chris Rock, Whoopi Goldberg, Heidi Fleiss, Ellen DeGeneres, Kurt Loder Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he's up in his mom's loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he'll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy. Celebrities are talking about him on MTV and girls are fighting over him on Jerry Springer. It's everything that he wanted...his plan worked. A week or so later the LAPD is tipped off about his whereabouts and they break down the door of the seedy motel room that he's hiding out in and throw him in LA County's celebrity wing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 you sure this a movie, or a life and times show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 This movie is gonna kick ass Pauly Shore is Dead Starring Pauly Shore, Jaime Bergman, Ben Stiller, Sean Penn, Fred Durst, Tom Sizemore, Chris Rock, Whoopi Goldberg, Heidi Fleiss, Ellen DeGeneres, Kurt Loder Hollywood comedian/actor Pauly Shore loses everything: his house, nobody in Hollywood wants to represent him, he moves back home with his mom and is now parking cars at the Comedy Store. Then one night when he's up in his mom's loft, a dead famous comedian appears who tells Pauly to kill himself cause he'll go down as a comedic genius who died before his time. Pauly then fakes his own death, and the media goes crazy. Celebrities are talking about him on MTV and girls are fighting over him on Jerry Springer. It's everything that he wanted...his plan worked. A week or so later the LAPD is tipped off about his whereabouts and they break down the door of the seedy motel room that he's hiding out in and throw him in LA County's celebrity wing. Seeing as it stars Pauly Shore, I'm gonna say - no, it's not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 I almost like the idea...but too many people I can't stand are in the movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 For a moment I was really happy and excited, but then I clicked on the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 There is no such thing as a Pauly Shore movie that kicks ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 6, 2004 a. I read the title and thought he was actually dead. b. this movie sounds like fucking gold. Anyone who dares discredit Encino Man, Son in Law, or even In The Army Now should just go and die. Pauly is wonderful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 Banky has the worst taste in movies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted July 6, 2004 a. I read the title and thought he was actually dead. b. this movie sounds like fucking gold. Anyone who dares discredit Encino Man, Son in Law, or even In The Army Now should just go and die. Pauly is wonderful. [Pauly Shore]You forgot BioDome, buuuuuuuuuuddy[/Pauly Shore] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 I enjoyed Son in Law and in The Army Now when I was younger. But Jury Duty was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 I too thought Pauly Shore was dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 Bio Dome rules you all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 At least MikeSC's titles are just inconclusive, not totally misleading like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 a. I read the title and thought he was actually dead. b. this movie sounds like fucking gold. Anyone who dares discredit Encino Man, Son in Law, or even In The Army Now should just go and die. Pauly is wonderful. I guess I need to go and just die. Too bad Pauly Shore didn't, like I was hoping when I entered the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 I think everyone clicked on this thinking he was dead and were fooled into this movie. I'll see this movie on HBO, but that is about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Seven Sins Report post Posted July 6, 2004 before i posted it here, I was fooled to when i found it, so i know how you guys feel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 6, 2004 For a moment I was really happy and excited, but then I clicked on the thread. My exact setiments. How dare you fool us into thinking he was really dead and then instead make our lives worse by showing he has a new film coming out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 6, 2004 This would be funny if it were someone other than Pauly Shore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 6, 2004 For a moment I was really happy and excited, but then I clicked on the thread. Stole the words right from me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 didn't someone start this exact thread a while back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 didn't someone start this exact thread a while back? Possibly, but hey, Pauly Shore beat his one-note routine into the ground, so why not do the same with Pauly-bashing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy no nose 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 I wonder if the idea for this movie began as an idea for his real life. The concept does sound funny, I don't know about the movie though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 Shore has been trying to get this movie off the ground for like five years now. The dead comedian who visits him was supposed to be Sam Kinison at one point. Has potential, but I doubt it lives up to it if it's ever made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2004 So why is pointing out Fred Durst a good thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted July 7, 2004 Starring Pauly Shore, Jaime Bergman, Ben Stiller, Sean Penn, Fred Durst, Tom Sizemore, Chris Rock, Whoopi Goldberg, Heidi Fleiss, Ellen DeGeneres, Kurt Loder You mean putting Pauly Shore in another movie wasn't punishment enough, they had to throw all these people out there? Other then the people I have no clue who they are (Tom Sizemore, Jaime Bergman) Ellen DeGeneres is the only one on that list that I can stand. Fred Durst in a movie, well why not he couldn't sing, he can't do any worse acting I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted July 7, 2004 You don't know who Tom Sizemore is? Go watch Saving Private Ryan, Natural Born Killers, and Heat now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 Jamie Bergman is a former Playboy model who was on Howard Stern's "Son of the Beach" and was also in "Knee High PI" on Comedy Central Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 You don't know who Tom Sizemore is? Go watch Saving Private Ryan, Natural Born Killers, and Heat now. And Black Hawk Down. Hint: He's not Somali. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 I can't wait for this, if it does make production. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2004 I know other people have said this, but... Actually reading the text of the main post was the most disappointing thing that's happened to me in a long, long time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
