Thoth 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 21ST, LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! IT’S IN NEW YORK! (5:00pm PCT, 8:00pm EST; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Suicide King We gotta get back on track, as far as schedule goes. As a result, your word limits have all been reduced by 20%. I’m mathematical yo. Opening Promo: Up for grabs. MAIN EVENT HANDICAP MATCH Janus vs Ced Ordonez & Munich Janus is back, and to prove he’s ready for his title defense, coming soon, he’ll face two men. Rules: Standard handicap match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Suicide King WORLD TITLE #2 CONTENDERSHIP Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire Ace Lezaire earned this one with his victory on Storm. Jamie Drazon is here out of pity. I said that because JD and I hate each other or something in real life, or maybe, I dunno, but anyway, it’s a shoot brutha. (No, actually because he won the submissions match lol) Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Grand Slam CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE CONTENDERSHIP OVER THE TOP FOURWAY Alan Clark vs Ryan Dustin vs Austin Sly vs Rob Gilbert Hot cruiser XXX action as 4 men square off. High flying could be dangerous, as if you go over the top, and both feet touch the floor, you lose. Rules: Battle Royale. Two feet touch the floor after going over top rope = you lose Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Thoth TAG TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs “The Icon” Max King & Martin “Big Country” Hunt Through the honor and valor of battles two previous adversaries now find themselves teaming up to battle the forces of Evil. The new hardcore champ looks to make it a two-fer with this win, and The Icon would love to have gold around his waist because it’s cool when you have a woman in your hotel room and you come out of the shower and all you have on is the title belt because damn that’s hot. Rules: Standard tag match. Use the tag ropes! Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Thoth USJL TITLE MATCH Manson vs The Masked Man© Manson gets his shot against the sexual maskosaurus four days after he earned it. Will the pressure of being a double champ buckle the Masked Man like the pressure of a meteor into the earth buckled the entire dinosaur race? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: realitycheck SINGLhES MATCH Dace Nigt vs “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart Vlad... Vlad... where have I heard that before? Hmm... just a coincidence, I think. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Grand Slam SINGLES MATCH Petey The Irish Penguin vs “The Paladin” Chance Silver HIS EYES CHANGE COLOR WHEN HE PRAYS TO GOD. SERIOUSLY. Anyway, a new player in the federation looks to make a “glorious” mark in his debut match. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: realitycheck Edited July 20, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted July 18, 2004 ......... How am I supposed to turn in a brilliant match against Dace with only 3500 words? *hmmmms and starts plotting* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 Hey Aecas, would you mind replying to my thread in Community/General please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted July 18, 2004 Appologies WC a reply is up there now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 20% reduction in word limits sucks ass. Just as well I'm not on the card... Oh and King/Thoth, I would LOVE the opening promo. But after today, I have no net or computer access until Thursday, most likely. So if King doesn't have a promo from me by the end of today (sunday) then it won't be coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 18, 2004 Same note as last time. If you want to request a match or inform me of a storyline I should know of for booking purposes, please PM me before the next show. Otherwise you'll take what you gets and you'll likes it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 18, 2004 Just a note that the card due date will be edited, as wednesday is the 21st and I don't know if thoth wants the show up the 21st or 22nd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2004 I thought he wanted it up the 21st, which is why the word counts have all been reduced so people can do their matches on time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2004 I should have noted that Gilbert's still on hiatus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2004 I find it odd that instead of getting a re-match (as most former champs do), I get stuck in a clusterfuck in order to prove my worth... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2004 I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it, Sly; I held three different titles in the SWF five different times, and didn't get a rematch for a single one of them. It's not necessarily a big deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2004 Well, uh, due to the whole funeral thing I didn't want to be booked. But, hey, whatever. I'll try to show now I'm back. Oh and my eyes change colors when I smoke pot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 20, 2004 Oh. And if the markers could keep the extensions to a reasonable level as I will be driving ten hours the next day after I post the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2004 Whoa, I'm showing. Shitfest, but showing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted July 20, 2004 *grrrrrrrrrrrs* Looks like I'm going to have to rely on Dace to pound my head in with this match. Too much running aorund trying to get to job interviews and trying to repair the house means I have little time for match writing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2004 No showing. No real reason. Yep. Me. No showing. *implodes universe* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2004 Don't fall for it, Wayward Sons! Slow is just trying to swerve you so he can win with a haiku! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2004 I'm like Janus, except I'm not kidding. *continues looking for work* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2004 Don't fall for it, Wayward Sons! Slow is just trying to swerve you so he can win with a haiku! Did I miss something? When was Munich a Wayward Son? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2004 Uh, people... you know the show's today, right? You know we cannot delay this one long, right? You know that I have one match, and Thoth has none? This isn't looking rosy. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2004 Why can't we delay this one? I'm burnt out today and confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Well, I also have no matches, and the reason we can't delay the show too long IL is that I have to drive 10 hours tomorrow and would like some sleep tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted July 22, 2004 I have it on good authority that Thoth has at least one... that "good authority" being me... seing as how I just sent our match in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 Grand Slam has one of his matches in as well, from me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 22, 2004 well thank goodness for that much. and it isn't like there are no extensions allowed, I just wanted to keep them minimal so I can sleep tonight before I leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 As I've sometimes said, I'm kinda available for no-show matches that humiliate all parties involved. Kibs might also join in to recreate the match we wrote when Judge vs. Kris or Kross was no-showed. Or something. I'll run away now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 I sent 3k worth of crap in, too. So that's another match accounted for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 well thank goodness for that much. and it isn't like there are no extensions allowed, I just wanted to keep them minimal so I can sleep tonight before I leave. You should find something crappy and squash-like from me in your inbox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted July 22, 2004 hey, I don't mind squashes. I don't mind haikus. As long as it isn't a no-show, I love everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted July 22, 2004 I thought you were going for a little poem there, King. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
