The Official What I think You Look Like

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Everybody who thirsts for my opinion can post in this thread, and at some point, I will reply with my mental image of what each poster looks like. Post no photos in here, as they're totally irrelevant. This is what you really look like.

[IllustriousOne 0]

Ooo, me first.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Me too, since I can't get any lower than I've already been.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Yes

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

I'm confused on the identities of these Tack Imposter/Lackeys.

 

Oh, and I'm in too.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

This actually came up in conversation a bit ago. I'm curious what you think this "blue chip poster" looks like.

[DCMaximo 0]

Well, I can't get much lower than being in the "irrelevant" section of TSM's Greatest Brits. I hope...

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Wow DC, I've never seen another person who owns that Terrorvision album.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Illustrious One looks like a smirking college asswipe. His hair is spiky and brown, and gelled up a bit. Medium build, with a hooked nose. He cracks his neck (or back) often enough to annoy people, or clears his throat too much..some mannerism like that. First Impression: Regular Dude

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I like that first one. Sign me up for some textual nonsense.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Tack Monkey is most definitely a fat kid. Brown hair in a bowl cut, he's a really nice guy if a bit shy around girls and new people. Fairly bright, with some geeky hobbies. He hangs around with other geeks, but gets along with them well enough. He once grew some terrible facial hair but shaved it at someone else's suggestion.

First Impression: Fat Nice Dork

[DCMaximo 0]

Wow DC, I've never seen another person who owns that Terrorvision album.

Well I was really into Terrorvision in their prime (they were pretty successful over here for a while), but it's one of those album I hadn't listened to for ages, then remembered how much I liked it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye has something bad wrong with him. I've heard him mention injury or something to that effect before, so he's got something really unattractive about him that no one really talks about because it's probably not his fault. Maybe Spina Bifida or something to that effect. He looks otherwise fairly normal, if overweight and very very pale. Black or brown hair, worn long and greasy. Looks awful without a black shirt on. First Impression: Ugly Headbanger

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Close, as that was me around 7-8 years ago. I'm impressed.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

crandamaniac has a celebrity resemblance of some type. No one really famous or especially attractive, though he's not ugly. Also of medium build, lighter brown hair. He wears reasonably priced conservative clothing, has decent table manners, but doesn't like dressing up or eating out very much. Has very active parents that have instilled a fear of acting out, which makes his mannerisms slightly nervous, but not enough to impede interaction. First Impression: Regular dude who kinda looks like...

[IllustriousOne 0]

Illustrious One looks like a smirking college asswipe. His hair is spiky and brown, and gelled up a bit. Medium build, with a hooked nose. He cracks his neck (or back) often enough to annoy people, or clears his throat too much..some mannerism like that. First Impression: Regular Dude

You're very, VERY close. Interesting.

[alfdogg 0]

What the hell.

 

*raises hand*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Que Pissa has something weird looking about him, also. Buck teeth, I think. He's not an ugly young man, either, he just has that weird quirk that some girl with a big ass finds endearing enough to fuck him. His natural hair color is also light brown, he has a couple of tattoos and is fairly skinny. Needs new shoes.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

DCMaximo is a scrawny brit who wears band shirts that no one ever comments about, and he'd fall in love with a spectacled girl who did.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye has something bad wrong with him. I've heard him mention injury or something to that effect before, so he's got something really unattractive about him that no one really talks about because it's probably not his fault. Maybe Spina Bifida or something to that effect. He looks otherwise fairly normal, if overweight and very very pale. Black or brown hair, worn long and greasy. Looks awful without a black shirt on. First Impression: Ugly Headbanger

 

Leg injury that indeed is no fault of mine. Overweight and very pale is fairly close. The black shirt thing is right, although others constantly argue that. The hair thing is some crystal ball work since that's likely my look about a year from now when it finishes growing out a bit.

 

ugly headbanger is not a terrible guess

[treble 0]

This is kind of cool, I'm in.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Edwin Macphisto is a real smart guy with a harelip.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Que Pissa has something weird looking about him, also. Buck teeth, I think. He's not an ugly young man, either, he just has that weird quirk that some girl with a big ass finds endearing enough to fuck him. His natural hair color is also light brown, he has a couple of tattoos and is fairly skinny. Needs new shoes.

Hmm, I actually have greet teeth, but I do possess a slightly large, odd shaped head. Plus, I jump around too much to ever settle on a tattoo. Right on the money with the rest, especially the shoes.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Edwin Macphisto is a real smart guy with a harelip.

I'll take it, because this came up on google images when I searched for harelip:

 

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I am also in.

 

K.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I have to admit that I'm curious about what you think I look like ...

[Guest Fook]

What the hell, count me in.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

*spook*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Kibagami's an interesting one to try to decode. I'm getting more brown hair, here..short. Very short. He's gone bald at some point, but it's growing back. A goatee sometimes, he wears undershirts around the house quite a bit, and has either his girlfriend or his mother complain at him about cleaning up, even though he has all the makings of someone fairly clean cut. Also a regular guy, though a bit of a slob with his stuff and clothing.

[1234-5678 0]

What about good ol' JAxl?