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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

~*Drools.* I'll run with Flesher for now.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

~42nd Street but I'd mark for an Andrea/Birdman win.

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

~Jesus! I'm playing Switzerland.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

~Hmmm, I'll go with Maddix!

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

~Manson to retain.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

~Ooohh, good match. I'll go with Davis.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

~Munich.

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

~Don't doubt the ???.

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

~Well not I. But you for anybody struggling- use The Celtic Misfits to your advantage. I'm thinking Dustin or Sly here, really.

Edited by realitycheck

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

 

I shall go with Toxxic to win.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

 

I'm still backing Drea and the Birdman.

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

 

Dacey.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

 

Mr. Maddix to get the win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

 

Well he beat me. Which granted isn;t very hard to do, so I'll pick Mr. King to be your NEW Champion :headbang:

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

 

Tough choice but I think the champion will retain.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

 

Munich to win this one

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

 

Never predict against the ???.

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

 

No idea but it probably won;t be me either. We shall have to see.

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

It's a tough call, but I say Toxxic writes his ass off like never before and wins.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

I'm betting against Supes? Yeah. VERY close, but I say Birdman and Andrea nick it, leading to some Cortez/MVS/TMM madness for Genesis.

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

Another close call, but it's Dace's to win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

NP, obviously.

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

I'd have never believed it a few months ago, but Manson is a credible champion. No offense Mans. Title retainment here.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

Flip of the coin says Hunt.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

Ced.

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

Oh, come on. The ??? is always awesome, and after that promo on Smarkdown it's probably going to be someone uber awesome. Chalk up a vote for it being Judge anyway, as I predict each month.

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

Tempted to go ??? again, but Sly is good enough to win as long as he's wacky enough.

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

~ I'll have to vote Toxxic here, even though I'm writing. The force is weak.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

~ 42nd Street rules, but Bird and GOdrea to win, because Mike is inching closer to J&R's record and we can't have that.

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

~ Sweet jesus. I'll back Lezaire here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

~ LAAAAANDOOOON, LAAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOON

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

~ The PokeIcon Max Kingler!

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

~ Davis, because he wants to be teh FORCE that Janus is. ;)

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

~ CED to DDR Munich to death.

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

~ Huh, two ???s on one card. Mmm... the ??? wins here. Talk about double duty.

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

~ VLAAAAAAD! And you will ALL make it hard on this ???, you hear me?

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

 

Flesher

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

 

Team Flip Flop

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

 

NP

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

 

Coin toss says Johnny actually.

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

 

Manson to stay on this run.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

 

Davis.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

 

Ced with some flash.

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

 

Myster Man.

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

 

Gotta go with Vlad

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

~Flesher, because he was all set to pull double duty and everything. TAAMO IS BACK, BABY.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

~We're not losing.

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

~The White Fucking Night!

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

~Maddix to regain the title that he rightly deserves.

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

~Manson keeps it, because, well, this new, motivated Manson is neat.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

~Big Cunt to retain!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

~Handicap-Match Losers Explode! Go Munich.

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

~???, because I think I know who it is.

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

~IL has experience, but, uh, he'll probably take one too many hits and die in the process of writing this match, so let's say Sly.

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??? man? wow. Now that might be a tad difficult to game plan for. This could be tough. Hopefully i'll think of something to ruin his epic return.

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

 

Janus by ripping of ELM and pinning Toxxic to the mat with Australian flags and nailing a shooting star press. Short of that, er, Tom, because he doesn't like it when people predict the other person to win.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

 

SANDWICH

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

 

Oof. I'll go with the non-American to win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

 

Bort. Maddix, because because.

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

 

MANSONOSITY takes it.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

 

I'll say Sean, I think...

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

 

I guess Ceddly.

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

 

Might be tough for Question Mark Man, going from the mall to the arena. But I say ??? takes it

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

 

Well, people booked as ??? usually don't dissapoint. But there are several competent writers listed. I'll go with SANDWICH!

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

- Tom Flesher

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

~We're not losing.

- Yes. Yes you are... ;)

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

- Dace Night

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

- Johnny Dangerous

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

- Manson

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

- When did Big Country win the Hardcore Title? I would have mentioned it in my last match with him, had I known... Oh wel, Sean Davis to win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

- Ced, because he's from Sacramento.

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

- ???

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

- Petey the Irish Penguin, because he's PIMP~!

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

- NP

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

- I think 42nd St has the hradkor talent, so I'm predicting them outright, but Birdrea wouldn't surprise me.

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

- My god, this match is frickin' sweet. Dace by an eyelash, since Lezaire seems a teense out of it.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

- I want Much More Maddix! Plus, Johnny could, you know, elevate.

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

- Manson to retain, with King making a strong showing.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

- BIG CUNT~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

- Cedric! Cedric!

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

- ???, because Candace is still finding her style.

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

- Sly~!

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

~Flesher. I'm not feeling this at all, but the stip may give me some inspiration, you never know.

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

~I say Team Flip-Flop win and in their ecstatic celebrations Andrea pulls Birdy's mask off revealing him to be... GORO!

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

~Dace. Just.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

~LANDON IS GOLD~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

~I say Manson gets it. But Mason bites the dust.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

~Stable pride says Davis - plus I think she can pull it off anyway.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

~Ced

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

~??? it is

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

~Gotta go with Sly or Dustin.

 

BONUS PREDICTION: The person Zenon received an email from was Grand Slam coming back to take over his company again. I have no idea who the person Zenon was talking to was, the 'devil' he made a deal with... but I'll go out on a limb and say the return of the Suicide King!

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

- Hmmm....I'll pick Tom to take this one. I know he wants to take ELM's record down, and he's gotta win this to do it.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

- As much as I really want to pick GOdrea and Birdman....ah, screw it. Go Andrea! Go Birdman! WIN WIN WIN!

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

- Most likely Dace. However, I could definitely see Ace pulling off a big upset.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

- Landon's gonna take this one. There are laws about Johnny holding legitimate title belts. Time to enforce those laws.

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

- Hmmm....tough call. It's great to see a revamped Manson, but I've liked what I've seen of King....I'll go with the champ to retain IF he writes, which he better...

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

- These two I know very little about. So I'll go with the big dude to retain his title. Big man pride and all.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

- I'll take Ced here. Because Ced can play DDR on Munich's SKULL!

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

- I have NO clue who Candace is. Therefore, I gotta pick my boy ???

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

- My heart says Petey, but my brain tells me, once again, NEVER to pick against ???. I'll take ??? to win his second match of the night, and challenge Galatea's record down the line.

 

BONUS PREDICTION: Z dies of an anime overdose, and Grand Slam has to come back....to post the show. Gripping, I know.

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HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

- These two I know very little about. So I'll go with the big dude to retain his title. Big man pride and all.

Big Cunt's not actually that big (about 230 I believe), and Davis is a HOSS.ish. So you've actually picked Davis, whether you know it or not.

 

Actually, I want to change my Bonus Prediction - Zenon's hired EBONY to do his dirty work...

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Damn misleading nicknames. And for pointing out the ignorance of an SWF legend (in his own mind only), Toxxic and a partner of his choice will job to the greatest tag team that never wrestled a match in SWF history:

 

The Boston Librarian

 

Open Source.

 

The Information Superhighway!

 

Fear the Dewey Decimal Drop! Cower from the Blue Screen Of Death! The Information Superhighway is upon you!

 

 

*stops doing cocaine*

 

Ah....much better.

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[*Takes Strangler's cocaine, does it in one massive gangsta rail, uses the high to creatively write a winning match and tell you all to stick it up your ass for not one prediction*]

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MAIN EVENT

TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic

 

Eh, who knows. This is the kind of stipulation that vexes writers sometimes... Drew Kelking it.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT

42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman

 

Andrea and Birdman more than likely. Zach and SS have skills, no doubt, but I can't help the feeling that jobbing is in the stars for them.

 

TRIPLE THREAT

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH

Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night

 

Blah, not sure. It would be good to have an actual face in the main event, instead of three heels, but damnit, it's hard to pick against Muzz. I'll do it though because Dace should win this, if only to round out Z's ME and give me some traditional face/heel goodness. Friend turned foe, unstoppable rookie I couldn't beat, or cocky SOB I've beaten before. All these feuds work for me.

 

SINGLES MATCH

ICTV TITLE BOUT

Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix

 

Poor Johnny's catching the shaft, in this thread. Well that's not going to change here. I say he loses by interference from Megan Skye and that leads to a grimey cage match, ICTV title on the line, in which the face must go over. The retirees clamor for it.

 

SINGLES MATCH

USJL TITLE BOUT

Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King

 

Manson, since I've seen his stuff more.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

HARDCORE TITLE BOUT

Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis

 

Is Martin Hunt, Duran? That's the only 'Big Cunt' I know of, unless that was just a play on words, due to Hunt's nickname.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs Munich

 

Ced, more than likely.

 

SINGLES MATCH

??? vs Candace

 

Edwin MacPhisto... okay, the next best thing. Really, I'm better than you think, people.

 

MALL BRAWL V

Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ???

 

Dustin and Sly have been in a lot of match together lately. Question mark man is the unknown (but known) quantity, but I say the face Dustin goes over and uses that momentum to get back on track.

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