Last Words

[bob_barron 0]

I bet Bob Barron wishes he had an agent.

Since I put my comedy career on hold- an agent isn't really something on my mind.

 

And I'm not a stalker (Well aside from the SNL cast). I'm just someone who meets a lot of famous people.

Because you STALK them.

I consider stalking to me more going to their hotel or something like that- which I refuse to do. I don't think meeting a celebrity outside of a talk show when there are tons of people there is stalking them.

[caboose 0]

Last time you punched somebody: My dad in the face last week.

 

Last time you ate meat: Today.

 

Last time you got arrested: No comment.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My friend Mark.

 

Last regret: Eating 3 waffles instead of 2.

 

Last time you wore a suit: When I was three years old at a wedding.

 

Last country you visited: Does Scotland count? If not the US.

 

Last injury you suffered: Bruised knee.

 

Last family outing: To a restaurant for my little sister's birthday.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: WrestleMania XX DVD set.

 

Last beer you drank: Stella Artois.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Tin Cup.

 

Last time you lied: Probably two hours ago.

 

Last meal you ate: Three waffles.

 

Last time you laughed: This afternoon after a Rabbi joke.

 

Last video game you played: Grand Prix 4.

 

Last album you listened to: Pearl Jam - 'Versus'

 

Last time you said 'I'm Sorry': I cannot actually remember!.

 

Last sport you watched: Football at the weekend.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Just now when thinking about my consupmtion of three waffles.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Hell, why not.

 

Last time you punched somebody: A friend, in the shoulder, a couple weeks ago.

 

Last time you ate meat: Today.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Someone at work. I couldn't say exactly who it was.

 

Last regret: You're not getting all my secrets, kids.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Friend's wedding in JUly, and it was a tux.

 

Last country you visited: England.

 

Last injury you suffered: A nasty cut on my right index finger, near the bottom knuckle.

 

Last family outing: My grandfather's funeral, if it counts. We had a wake.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: I use my debit card, and I last used it today to buy groceries.

 

Last beer you drank: Sapporo

 

Last movie you watched in full: In the theatre, The Bourne Supremacy. At home, The Usual Suspects.

 

Last time you lied: At work.

 

Last meal you ate: Kielbasa on the grill.

 

Last time you laughed: Tonight.

 

Last video game you played: ESPN NFL 2K5~! for X-Box.

 

Last album you listened to: "Audioslave," Audioslave.

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Last night... a friend is going thru a difficult time, and I'm sorry he has to go thru it.

 

Last sport you watched: Baseball. Bring on football season.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Shrug.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Last video game you played: Morrowind. TRITEC and I are gonna get married and do nothing but listen to black metal and play morrowind all day

About damn time. I'll slice you open like Almalexia. To me, that is

[Guest Flyboy]

Last album you listened to: "Audioslave," Audioslave.

Audioslave -- Jesus, Tom. Get things right.

[spiny norman 0]

Last time you punched somebody: I can't remember. I don't even know if I ever have punched someone. Probably playfully, but that's all.

 

Last time you ate meat: About two hours ago.

 

Last time you got arrested: About two hours ago. How was I to know cannibalism is illegal?

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My mother.

 

Last regret: I should have done more work today.

 

Last time you wore a suit: My school formal maybe? Or a funeral.

 

Last country you visited: America's the only other country I've ever been to.

 

Last injury you suffered: My cat scratched me. Bitch.

 

Last family outing: On the weekend, to my cousin's soccer match.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't have a credit card.

 

Last beer you drank: Don't remember.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Twelve Angry Men (the original version)

 

Last time you lied: Don't remember.

 

Last meal you ate: Chicken Burger and Chips.

 

Last time you laughed: Don't remember

 

Last video game you played: Don't remember

 

Last album you listened to: Am currently listening to Velvet Underground And Nico. If you mean in its entirety, The Beatles - Revolver.

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Don't remember.

 

Last sport you watched: My cousin's soccer game on the weekend.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Don't remember.

 

How insightful.

[ArkhamGlobe 0]

Last time you punched somebody: No clue, must have been a long time ago.

 

Last time you ate meat: Yesterday.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: A PhD student who was correcting a paper I wrote. That was back in May I think.

 

Last regret: Nothing specific comes to mind.

 

Last time you wore a suit: My grandfathers funeral a few years ago.

 

Last country you visited: Finland, to visit a nuclear power plant near the Russian border as part of a class trip about 8 years back.

 

Last injury you suffered: Burned my finger on a hot plate of soup yesterday. Perhaps not a real injury but it hurt like a motherfucker.

 

Last family outing: A party for when an uncle and aunt of my retired a few months ago.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: I only use debit, but I think it was an album I ordered yesterday.

 

Last beer you drank: Murphy's Irish Red.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Mystery Train.

 

Last time you lied: Probably yesterday, I can't remember.

 

Last meal you ate: Spaghetti bolognese.

 

Last time you laughed: Watching Mystery Train probably.

 

Last video game you played: KGB.

 

Last album you listened to: Prince - Musicology

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': No clue.

 

Last sport you watched: K-1 on EuroSport, I believe.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Probably sometime when I'm getting my ass kicked repeatedly at a video game, you'll hear me going: "This is the last time I'm trying this!", only I never fulfill my promise and I'll keep playing till I either complete the task or go insane with rage.

[MARTYEWR 0]

Last time you punched somebody: God, years ago. Not a violent person, I guess.

 

Last time you ate meat: Last night.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: This morning, to my girlfriend.

 

Last regret: Not applying for a certain job when I probably had a good shot at it.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Last August at a wedding (damn, been a while).

 

Last country you visited: NYC, USA, 8 years ago. I need a holiday badly.

 

Last injury you suffered: I feel like I've been getting fallen arches every time I wake up in the morning.

 

Last family outing: Calgary-Ottawa CFL game last week.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Some clothes I bought last weekend.

 

Last beer you drank: Keiths

 

Last movie you watched in full: Sidewalks In New York

 

Last time you lied: Probably to some panhandler that I didn't have change

 

Last meal you ate: Eggo waffles and OJ

 

Last time you laughed: Watching Michaels-Jannetty cage match on Bloodbath DVD. Hilarious match for all the wrong reasons.

 

Last video game you played: Football Pro 96 two months ago. I'm not much of a gamer anymore.

 

Last album you listened to: Listening to George Thorogood's Anthology right now.

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': This morning, when I accidently stepped on someone's foot.

 

Last sport you watched: Caught a small bit of the WTA tennis tourney in Montreal last night.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Don't think I've ever done that.

[sfaJack 0]

Last time you punched somebody: My ex-girlfriend last Saturday. She hit me first, I swear.

 

Last time you ate meat: Just now in my breakfast tacos.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: a group of friends to tell them to sign their lazy asses up for our football pick 'em league this year

 

Last regret: having a second helping of spaghetti Monday night

 

Last time you wore a suit: wore a tux at my brother's wedding June of 2003; otherwise, probably my last job interview 4 years ago

 

Last country you visited: Mexico. I was 5 years old.

 

Last injury you suffered: tore off half the toenail on my right big toe the other day; got it caught under an opening door

 

Last family outing: Father's Day we went out to eat

 

Last item you put on your credit card: dinner Saturday night at Benigan's

 

Last beer you drank: don't drink

 

Last movie you watched in full: Days of Thunder

 

Last time you lied: yesterday afternoon when I told a coworker I wasn't pissed off at them

 

Last meal you ate: breakfast tacos this morning

 

Last time you laughed: a few minutes ago at something I heard on the radio

 

Last video game you played: Madden 2004 on GameCube

 

Last album you listened to: London Calling by The Clash

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Saturday, after I punched my ex

 

Last sport you watched: the Cubs/Rockies game last night

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': don't know

[Dr. Tom 0]

Audioslave -- Jesus, Tom. Get things right.

What's wrong with Audioslave?

 

To clarify, that's the newest album I've listened to all the way thru. It's one of six in the CD changer in my car. I'd probably listen to more if I actually bought CDs, but since I just download the songs I want, I don't.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I think Flyboy was referring to your punctuation.

 

Book : Short Story :: Album : Song

 

"Audioslave" would indicate a song. Audioslave would indicate an album. Audioslave would indicate a lame band.

[The Ill One 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Friend for being a stupid fuck while I was on the phone with my parents. I don't care how funny you find screaming "VAGINA" in an Australian accent drunk is, I'm going to fucking nail you.

 

Last time you ate meat: Today.

 

Last time you got arrested: Well, I've never been officially in cuffs yet but last time I got talked to was last Tuesday.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Damned if I know. I don't.

 

Last regret: Blowing off my girlfriend.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Funeral in New Jersey.

 

Last country you visited: USA

 

Last injury you suffered: My upper jawbone is still a bit swollen due to a fight.

 

Last family outing: New York's Ballsack (New Jersey).

 

Last item you put on your credit card: ...Don't have one.

 

Last beer you drank: Sam Adams'

 

Last movie you watched in full: Pulp Fiction

 

Last time you lied: I never lie. Wait, shit, right there.

 

Last meal you ate: Microwavable chicket pot pie. Since I woke up at lunch time.

 

Last time you laughed: Watching SNL's "Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult"

 

Last video game you played: Grand Theft Auto III (Yeah, still hasn't grown old on me).

 

Last album you listened to: Dunno since I download. So I'm going say "Battle of Evermore" by Zeppelin for song.

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Uh, a few days ago when I made a bit too harsh of a joke to my girlfriend.

 

Last sport you watched: Boxing.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': No clue.

[Zorin Industries 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Back in school was the last proper time, i've had the old mess around fights with my mates since

 

Last time you ate meat: Today.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My friend Sophie

 

Last regret: Not talking to a girl I met on holiday till the last nite

 

Last time you wore a suit: The above holiday

 

Last country you visited: Spain

 

Last injury you suffered: Small cut on my lip

 

Last family outing: My holiday in the Mediterranian

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Debit Card for me, and it was a CD, think it was Pere Ubu, but I can't remember

 

Last beer you drank: Stella Artois

 

Last movie you watched in full: Casino Royale (which I don't think is as bad as people say)

 

Last time you lied: At work I think, probably was

 

Last meal you ate: Chicken breast and potatos

 

Last time you laughed: Yesterday

 

Last video game you played: Crusader Kings

 

Last album you listened to: Konk: The story of Konk

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Monday nite cause I wa staking the piss out of my mate a bit too much, so I apologised

 

Last sport you watched: Virtual Horse Racing (I think you can vaguley classify that as sports)

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Tuesday, when I wasat work with a hangover

[Guest Flyboy]

I think Flyboy was referring to your punctuation.

 

Book : Short Story :: Album : Song

 

"Audioslave" would indicate a song. Audioslave would indicate an album. Audioslave would indicate a lame band.

That would be correct. Tom has always been a punctuation-Nazi, so I just had to beat him at his own game. I'm sure he understands.

[CanadianChick 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Today. It's a game me and this guy play. We're losers.

 

Last time you ate meat: At lunch.

 

Last time you got arrested: I'm a good girl. Good girls don't go to jail!

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My friend Brett.

 

Last regret: Meh, I'm not sure, to tell the truth.

 

Last time you wore a suit: I don't.

 

Last country you visited: USA, Seattle last summer.

 

Last injury you suffered: Shoulder. Overworked it. Had to see a chiropracter.

 

Last family outing: As in cousins, aunts, uncles, ect? Christmas.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't have one.

 

Last beer you drank: Molson, a month or so ago.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Spider Man 2

 

Last time you lied: Oh, hell if I know. I tell little white lies all the time. The last semi big lie, I guess, was tell my English teacher at the end of the year that I did an essay and handed it in when I didn't.

 

Last meal you ate: Pizza with Ice Tea

 

Last time you laughed: Talking online with Zack tonight.

 

Last video game you played: Madden '04

 

Last album you listened to: "Coral Fang" by The Distillers.

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': When I bumped into somone.

 

Last sport you watched: Wrestling. If that doesn't count, beach volleyball

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Can't think of when I said that. I'll get back to ya on that.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Someone or other at a friend's party a week and a half ago.

 

Last time you ate meat: Yesterday for dinner.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: Some guy I was having a debate about wrestling with.

 

Last regret: Not getting some matches for the bathroom.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Oh jeez. I'd say for the final night of the play I was in back in June.

 

Last country you visited: Canada, two weeks ago.

 

Last injury you suffered: No clue.

 

Last family outing: I dunno. We'll be going to the zoo tomorrow, though.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't have one. Last item I put on my mom's credit card was a new DDR pad.

 

Last beer you drank: Don't drink beer.

 

Last movie you watched in full: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

 

Last time you lied: Earlier when asked how my schoolwork was coming along.

 

Last meal you ate: Um, as in an actual MEAL? A chicken soft taco meal from Taco Time last night.

 

Last time you laughed: Watching Three's Company on DVD.

 

Last video game you played: DDR Max2

 

Last album you listened to: Cowboy Bebop - "No Disc"

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Don't know.

 

Last sport you watched: If wrestling counts, Raw. If it doesn't, Extreme Dodgeball whilst channel surfing. If THAT doesn't count, then... uh... crap. No clue.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': No idea.

[Hoff 0]

Last time you punched somebody: Jokingly? Last night. Seriously? About two, three years ago.

 

Last time you ate meat: Last night.

 

Last time you got arrested: N/A

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My buddy Jon.

 

Last regret: Not telling a friend how I felt. It's faded over time.

 

Last time you wore a suit: A full business suit? Never.

 

Last country you visited: Canada. Seven years ago, now.

 

Last injury you suffered: Stubbed my toe playing DDR this afternoon.

 

Last family outing: I couldn't even say.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: N/A

 

Last beer you drank: Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.

 

Last movie you watched in full: HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO MO'FUGGING WHITE CASTLE! Great flick.

 

Last time you lied: In all honesty, I'm not sure. Probably recently, though.

 

Last meal you ate: Technically, grapes and a glass of water. But as far as "full meals" go, I suppose it was McDonald's at lunch yesterday.

 

Last time you laughed: Chatting with some people online.

 

Last video game you played: DDRMAX

 

Last album you listened to: A whole album? Kotz will like this one. "Fever" by Kylie Minogue.

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Believe it or not, it was to Popick.

 

Last sport you watched: Besuboro, Twins.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Maybe when I quit smoking, about a year ago.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Last time you punched somebody: Jokingly? I can't remember. Seriously? Never.

 

Last time you ate meat: 1 hour ago.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My auntie

 

Last regret: None.

 

Last time you wore a suit: My buddies funeral

 

Last country you visited: None.

 

Last injury you suffered: Dropped full milk crates on the side of my ankle, slicing the skin OR wrist tendonitis

 

Last family outing: Grandparents house a few weeks back

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Don't Own One

 

Last beer you drank: Alexander Keiths India Pale Ale - too many

 

Last movie you watched in full: Mystic River (fuck it sucked)

 

Last time you lied: Don't remember honestly, it was probably a few weeks back when I said I was busy so I didn't have to come into work on my day off

 

Last meal you ate: TACOS. Too bad my family ate all the drumsticks (ice cream treat) - FUCKERS!

 

Last time you laughed: Some retarded joke on Family Guy.

 

Last video game you played: ESPN 2K5

 

Last album you listened to: Romantic Rights EP - Death From Above 1979

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': When I couldn't help a customer find ground pepper

 

Last sport you watched: None, really. I've been too busy. Hockey playoffs, I guess.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': When I asked the TSM Mods to change my name

[Zack Malibu 0]

Last time you punched somebody: The other night, during a mock fight with a friend.

 

Last time you ate meat: Tuesday.

 

Last time you got arrested: Never have been.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: My friend Shalyn

 

Last regret: Spending a bit more than I should have recently

 

Last time you wore a suit: Oh man, it's been at least a year.

 

Last country you visited: Never been out of the States. That'll change soon enough, though.

 

Last injury you suffered: Pillman (my dog, not the deceased wrestler) bit me accidentally when playing, so I had a few little cuts on my fingers.

 

Last family outing: Family reunion, last weekend.

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Soap:Season 2 on DVD.

 

Last beer you drank: Miller Lite

 

Last movie you watched in full: Drive

 

Last time you lied: Outside of the stupid little lies like "I'll do it in a minute" and then don't, etc., I have no clue.

 

Last meal you ate: Pizza from my uncle's bakery

 

Last time you laughed: Joking around in the school staff lounge at work today.

 

Last video game you played: ESPN NFL 2K5

 

Last album you listened to: Euro-Freestyle Invasion, Volume 2

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': To a co-worker, when I accidentally bumped into them while walking my kids back to class today.

 

Last sport you watched: RAW this past Monday.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Beats me.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Last time you punched somebody: Last night, I hit my girlfriend because she wanted me to. And liked it.

 

Last time you ate meat: A couple hours ago.

 

Last time you got arrested: A couple years ago, possession.

 

Last person you sent an e-mail to: A friend of mine in California, 41-year old hippie who came with me when I drove back across the country to Miami.

 

Last regret: Donating blood at the movie theatre for a free ticket only to discover the free movie ticket was only good for any movie 2 weeks old or older, and the movie we intended to see was sold out after donating blood, which was in essence then pointless because we ended up paying anyways.

 

Last time you wore a suit: Umm...I would guess senior prom, way back in May of 2001.

 

Last country you visited: Mexico, on the way here from California I hopped the border and hung out for a while in Ciudad Juarez.

 

Last injury you suffered: Carving an upside down cross in my right arm, but injuries that weren't self-inflicted per se, was probably bruising my left hand after punching a dent in the wall.

 

Last family outing: Don't remember

 

Last item you put on your credit card: Gas probably

 

Last beer you drank: Natty Ice

 

Last movie you watched in full: City of God

 

Last time you lied: I'm actually a pretty honest person.

 

Last meal you ate: EasyMac with two cut up hotdogs.

 

Last time you laughed: Reading a post over in the sports forum about bringing in William Perry to the Cowboys so they could have a Fridge next to their Coke machine.

 

Last video game you played: ESPN NFL2k5 for X-Box

 

Last album you listened to: "The Mantle" by Agalloch

 

Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Probably a few times to my girlfriend, as I constantly mock her obsession with Gavin/Gwen and Courtney Love. And then she gets violent as a result, to which I'm screaming for forgiveness.

 

Last sport you watched: USA's pathetic excuse of an Olympic basketball team getting consistently embarassed by various countries.

 

Last time you said 'This is the last time': Fuck off.