Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Evolution, it's time for me To jizz and splooge because here's Randy With his muscles looking ALL SHINY! Yesterday was a time to cum I'm sick of all this Diva love Boobies are a dangerous thing! EVILUTION! Make a song about Lita using "Lovely Rita" and then we'll talk.
Guest JMA Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 How come these guys supposedly hate Flair... and yet they'll "WHOOOO" for every chop? Fucking hypocrites. Everyone does that EVERYWHERE. They're not hypocrites.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 It sucks that Canada is taking out their frustrations on a REAL Champion. Which REAL Champion are you talking about? Yeah we know your country sucks so bad that PRO WRESTLERS are FREAKIN NATIONAL HEROES, and you're angry the HBK is out there putting on 4 star matches every PPV while Bret rots in a deluge of bitter self-superiority, but don't take it out on guys who CAN beat HBK. Canada doesn't suck because they like Bret Hart. I can't agree with judging an ENTIRE COUNTRY with how they view a native wrestler. And Bret isn't "rotting" at all. Bret would be wrestling, but he can't. And that isn't his fault. I'm just angry at the Flair bashing. I didn't mean to trash Bret who was DAMNED GOOD when the WWF needed him to be. I apologize.
The Czech Republic Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 -Orton claws his way back and beats HHH for the title at WM 21 AND that's how you do it, not as Orton retaining as a face, but by regaining the title that came too fast too soon from the man who tried to squash him down. No "way to do it" involves a crappy midcard-caliber guy like Orton winning the title twice. Once is enough.
The Mandarin Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 So any ideas for Orton's replacement? I say Orton > out, Christian + Trish Stratus > in. Triple H: "Alright..Christian, Trish. You're in." *pause* Tomko: "..What about me?" Ric Flair: "Oh, we already got one of you, pal." *Batista points to himself* Tomko: "Oh..well..uh.." *pause* Ric Flair: "The streetcorner's THATTAWAY, pal! Whoo!"
Steviekick Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 How come these guys supposedly hate Flair... and yet they'll "WHOOOO" for every chop? Fucking hypocrites. That's the Flair paradox. Even when he tries to be a heel, he's still too well loved by the audience. There is no logical reason. It just happens.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Benoit dropkick off the apron?! When was the last time he did THAT?
LooseCannon25 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That stupid bitch screaming at the top of her lungs in the crowd needs to get tossed out of the building
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 So any ideas for Orton's replacement? I say Orton > out, Christian + Trish Stratus > in. Triple H: "Alright..Christian, Trish. You're in." *pause* Tomko: "..What about me?" Ric Flair: "Oh, we already got one of you, pal." *Batista points to himself* Tomko: "Oh..well..uh.." *pause* Ric Flair: "The streetcorner's THATTAWAY, pal! Whoo!" That was godlike.
Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That stupid bitch screaming at the top of her lungs in the crowd needs to get tossed out of the building It's Carmella, trying to gain some wrestling fan cred.
Steviekick Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 So any ideas for Orton's replacement? I say Orton > out, Christian + Trish Stratus > in. Triple H: "Alright..Christian, Trish. You're in." *pause* Tomko: "..What about me?" Ric Flair: "Oh, we already got one of you, pal." *Batista points to himself* Tomko: "Oh..well..uh.." *pause* Ric Flair: "The streetcorner's THATTAWAY, pal! Whoo!" Christian would be a better fit than Edge. The problem with Edge is that he's too damn goofy, even when he's trying to be tough.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That stupid bitch screaming at the top of her lungs in the crowd needs to get tossed out of the building Try watching HBK vs. Sid from Rumble 97. Some retard whistles as loud as possible for half the match.
Guest JMA Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 It sucks that Canada is taking out their frustrations on a REAL Champion. Which REAL Champion are you talking about? Yeah we know your country sucks so bad that PRO WRESTLERS are FREAKIN NATIONAL HEROES, and you're angry the HBK is out there putting on 4 star matches every PPV while Bret rots in a deluge of bitter self-superiority, but don't take it out on guys who CAN beat HBK. Canada doesn't suck because they like Bret Hart. I can't agree with judging an ENTIRE COUNTRY with how they view a native wrestler. And Bret isn't "rotting" at all. Bret would be wrestling, but he can't. And that isn't his fault. I'm just angry at the Flair bashing. I didn't mean to trash Bret who was DAMNED GOOD when the WWF needed him to be. I apologize. It's cool. These things have a very polarizing effect. Hell, I've probably said some similar stuff myself.
Vyce Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 SHIT is Benoit making Orton his bitch tonight.
Steviekick Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Benoit dropkick off the apron?! When was the last time he did THAT? Benoit's really doing a great job showing how angry he is tonight.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 So any ideas for Orton's replacement? I say Orton > out, Christian + Trish Stratus > in. Triple H: "Alright..Christian, Trish. You're in." *pause* Tomko: "..What about me?" Ric Flair: "Oh, we already got one of you, pal." *Batista points to himself* Tomko: "Oh..well..uh.." *pause* Ric Flair: "The streetcorner's THATTAWAY, pal! Whoo!" Christian would be a better fit than Edge. The problem with Edge is that he's too damn goofy, even when he's trying to be tough. Is that your nice way of saying he looks like a damned mongaloid?
Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 This list won't have Kylie at #1, thus it's crap.
Steviekick Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 So any ideas for Orton's replacement? I say Orton > out, Christian + Trish Stratus > in. Triple H: "Alright..Christian, Trish. You're in." *pause* Tomko: "..What about me?" Ric Flair: "Oh, we already got one of you, pal." *Batista points to himself* Tomko: "Oh..well..uh.." *pause* Ric Flair: "The streetcorner's THATTAWAY, pal! Whoo!" Christian would be a better fit than Edge. The problem with Edge is that he's too damn goofy, even when he's trying to be tough. Is that your nice way of saying he looks like a damned mongaloid? Exactly.
GreatWhiteNope Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 That stupid bitch screaming at the top of her lungs in the crowd needs to get tossed out of the building Daphne bought a ticket. She can remain in obscurity when she damn WELL PLEASES! Remember that.
Guest JMA Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 To anyone who watched the PPV: Is the crowd much better tonight?
Steviekick Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 This list won't have Kylie at #1, thus it's crap. Did Kylie enter/get nominated?
GreatWhiteNope Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 To anyone who watched the PPV: Is the crowd much better tonight? The crowd is fairly dead tonight. But reaction-wise, much better.
LooseCannon25 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 To anyone who watched the PPV: Is the crowd much better tonight? MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH better....thank god
Guest Staravenger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 To anyone who watched the PPV: Is the crowd much better tonight? In a few words: Hell Yeah
Ted the Poster Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 This list won't have Kylie at #1, thus it's crap. Did Kylie enter/get nominated? Probably not. The list was done young people, after all.
Steviekick Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 To anyone who watched the PPV: Is the crowd much better tonight? I didn't catch the PPV, but from the way everyone here has been posting, it seems to be a better crowd.
Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 This list won't have Kylie at #1, thus it's crap. Did Kylie enter/get nominated? She'll be on there somewhere (or else the list is TOTAL crap), I believe. Angelina Jolie not being Top 2 would also kill the list.
DMann2003 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Evolution, it's time for me To jizz and splooge because here's Randy With his muscles looking ALL SHINY! Yesterday was a time to cum I'm sick of all this Diva love Boobies are a dangerous thing! EVILUTION! Make a song about Lita using "Lovely Rita" and then we'll talk. See I tried that earlier and only got the opening line off "Lovely Lita, she got laid, by the Big Red Machine" Work from that
Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 This list won't have Kylie at #1, thus it's crap. Did Kylie enter/get nominated? Probably not. The list was done young people, after all. You were on my good side for about two seconds earlier in this thread, but no longer.
The Dames Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 If they are SERIOUS about getting Orton over with the crowd as a heel...this is what they should do. He should LOSE tonight's match to Benoit, giving him the title back. Orton would be CRUSHED since the announcers and wrestlers would call his victory a fluke. Triple H could still be the leader of Evolution, going after the World Title and such. His consolation for Orton is to tell him that regardless of how long his title reign was, it was at SummerSlam and THAT's the match that's remembered, that's the match thats on the video stores, that's the match that goes on the annual highlight reels. Keeping Orton in his place... Orton would then be on a MISSION to win the World Title back...but was actually most concerned with how long his title reign would be. He ends up winning the World Title and holds it til Wrestlemania (making a BIG DEAL about his first title defense, which is an automatic draw with an over champion), where Triple H goes for the shot. Triple H tries to tell him that he doesn't want to hurt him, so Orton should just make it easy on him in their match. Orton is of course appalled and tells him that he doesn't have to listen to him. He won the World Title defeating a man that he couldn't (Benoit), he was the youngest champion, Triple H was how old? They wouldn't come to blows, but eventually Flair brings them together and agrees to a stipulation match. The winner of the match is not only the World Champion, but the leader of Evolution and the loser is kicked out. Dames
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