TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 (edited) SWF STORM for FRIDAY, AUGUST 20TH, 2004! LIVE!!! from the ALAMO DOME in SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS! DUE DATE: Friday at 8:00 PM EST/5:00 PM PST/God knows what:00 Australia Time SEND TO: Thoth MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Toxxic© vs. Johnny Dangerous The odds of this day arriving were microscopic. But this day is upon us: Everyone’s favorite spy, Johnny Dangerous, will be fighting in the main event for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. However, Dangerous is going to have his work cut out for him. He may have the populist appeal of William Jennings Bryan, but his opponent, Toxxic, cares nothing about what the people think. And after dispatching of Tom Flesher and Janus at SWF Ground Zero, and his ensuing victory over Dace Night, Toxxic has earned the right to be arrogant. However, if he wishes to hold his belt until Genesis V (or even until Lockdown), he must prepare to do what the KGB couldn’t do: Stop the American spy. RULES: Straight singles match. Disqualification and countout are in effect. The title will not change hands on a DQ or countout. WORD COUNT: 6250 SEND TO: Thoth SWF CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Tom Flesher© vs. Candace Even after her defeat at the hands of Jamie Drazon on Smarkdown, Candace is still riding high in the SWF. Her incredible talent has been showcased mightily, and many have taken notice…including, as it seems, the current SWF Cruiserweight champion. Tom Flesher, having been impressed with the success that Candace has met with so early in her SWF career, has decided that it’s time for the rookie to be taught a lesson about the glass ceiling here in the SWF. Will Candace strike a blow for both rookies AND women, or will Tom Flesher, after failing to stop Toxxic’s run to the World Title at Ground Zero, draw a line in the sand here tonight? RULES: Singles match. Disqualification and countout are in effect. The title will not change hands on a DQ or countout. WORD COUNT: 5100 SEND TO: Kibagami SINGLES MATCH Dace Night vs. Sean Davis No rest for the weary here in the SWF! (Excuse me for a moment as I celebrate the 1,000th time that phrase has been used on our cards). Sean Davis has been through a string of difficult matches lately, and has responded impressively, including a win over Tom Flesher (albeit one aided by Spike Jenkins). However, Commissioner Zenon has seen something in the young man, and has given him another chance to impress him. However, to continue his upward momentum, he must defeat Dace Night, who is surely looking to avenge losses to Toxxic and Johnny Dangerous over the past shows. Will this be the end of Davis’ rise to the top? If Dace has something to say about it, yes. RULES: Singles match. Disqualification and countout are in effect. WORD COUNT: 4750 SEND TO: realitycheck SWF USJL #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH David Cross vs. Austin Sly With a new champion in Vladimir Everheart (a man who I defeated in Mall Brawl V, by the way), the road has been paved for new challengers to the belt. Ryan Dustin and David Cross fought on Smarkdown, with Dustin BARELY pulling out a win (in a match where many thought that Cross had the better showing). Cross will both be rewarded for his efforts with a shot at the USJL #1 Contendership, along with Austin Sly. Will the man guided by SWF legend NTD (who is also well-rested after having Smarkdown off) be the next challenger for the USJL belt? Cross, and Sly will do battle for the chance to etch their name onto championship gold, and one wonders what Ryan Dustin thinks of this match… RULES: Singles match. Disqualification and countout are in effect. The title will not change hands on a DQ or countout.. WORD COUNT: 4625 SEND TO: Thoth “ROOKIE” SINGLES MATCH Justin Bowers vs. Brian Levy Now this is what the SWF is all about: Two young men, new to the industry, trying to make their marks and slowly but surely climb the ladder to greatness. Bowers, fresh off his first match (a main event, no less), will tangle with newcomer Bryan Levy, who has already created controversy with his “alternative” lifestyle and profound writing. However, these two “rookies” will really have a chance to show us something here tonight. RULES: Singles match. Disqualification and countout are in effect. WORD COUNT: 4250 SEND TO: Chuck Woolery SWF ICTV #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Jamie Drazon vs. Andrea Montgomery vs. Manson vs. “The Icon” Max King Now here’s an interesting match. We have Andrea Montgomery, who has spent most of her time in the tag ranks as of late. We also have Max King, who has been emerged in a bit of a rivalry with Manson, also a competitor in this match, who lost his USJL Title to Vladimir Everheart on Smarkdown. And the fourth and final competitor is the most enigmatic man on the SWF roster. Jamie Drazon is a man who main-evented Genesis III, and has the raw talent most wrestlers only dream of. With a win over Candace on Smackdown, Drazon is showing a return to his former greatness. Will he get his shot at Landon Maddix? Will Andrea handle her return to singles competition gracefully? Will Manson rebound, or will Max King make sure that’s out of the question? All this and more on 60 Minutes! RULES: First pinfall/submission will win the match. All four competitors will be in the ring at once, and there will be NO tagging in and out. DQ is in effect, but countout is NOT in effect. Pinfalls must take place inside the ring. WORD COUNT: 5900 SEND TO: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH John Duran vs. The Birdman The Birdman, one of the most popular newcomers to the SWF in some time, has captured the hearts of the SWF faithful. But with tag partner Andrea Montgomery tied up elsewhere on Storm, the Birdman will get to stretch his wings in some singles competition of his own. John Duran, still shaking off the ring rust from his return, would like nothing more than to be the next man on Toxxic’s list for World Title competitors. A victory over the Birdman might be the ticket to a main-event match at Genesis V. Will Duran capitalize, or will Birdman prove that he’s a bird for all seasons (and matches)? RULES: Straight singles match. Disqualification and countout are in effect. WORD COUNT: 4450 SEND TO: TheBostonStrangler NON-TITLE HARDCORE MATCH Landon Maddix© vs. Todd Cortez© Now THIS is a way to kick off Storm, people! Todd Cortez, who makes up one-half of the tag team champions (Hollywood Boulevard, for those scoring at home), will be in singles action tonight as he takes on the current ICTV Champion, Landon Maddix. Both of these men have been among the hottest commodities in the SWF recently, and a win for either man would be an excellent way to kick off their Storm. Will bigger things be in the works for the winner? Probably not, but you know that Landon Maddix has to be worried about defending his ICTV belt after this match… RULES: This is a hardcore match. Pinfalls can take place anywhere in the arena, and there is no disqualification or countout. First pinfall/submission will win the match. WORD COUNT: 5250 SEND TO: chirs3 Edited August 19, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 IGNJL EASTERN UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH Petey The Irish Penguin vs. Munich© AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SWEET Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 For the ICTV contendership match...except for the falls...it it like the WrestleMania 2000 match where everyone's in the ring at once...or are there tags? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 IGNJL EASTERN UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH Petey The Irish Penguin vs. Munich© AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SWEET Yes...awesome... I see you have also noticed the "c" next to my name. I agree that is awesome in a funny way...me with a title..haha....... So yeah, now that I have Thoth cracking jokes at me....I have reached the obcenely deep ocean trench of my time in the SWF. The way I left on a vicious spray was Mount McKinley compared to this. The show happens to be two days after the one year anniversary of my father's death. I'll write if I want to. So, to be blunt...everyone can fuck off, because I'm in no mood to be made fun of for coming up with some shitty storyline idea that I got from the fucking community board. People say they would like to see me defend the fucking belt, so I go "ok", and I decide to bring it back. Then I'm shat upon. Figures... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 If Munich doesn't want to or won't be able to write- then I don't mind tossing the match away. I was just looking for a match to just show for now that I'm back on the boards in about a week or so. But it's all up to you guys (Being Creative Control and Munich). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Munich... chill out man. Personally, I think the idea of you bringing back the IGNJL EUS Title to defend is pretty cool. But at the same time funny becuase you know that, in kayfabe, the Commissioner is just going to have his panties in a twist over you just "introducing" a title, particuarly one that still carries the "IGNJL" moniker. It is creative thinking like that that will put a guy over and let him "make his push". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Hey, Munich. You and I cannot be said to have ever gotten along really well, but booking you for this show was something Strangler and I thought would be nice to forward your angle. You didn't let us know you didn't want to be booked. We thought we were helping, and now there's this hostility. Granted you have a good reason to be unhappy, but not at us. C'mon man. We were trying to help your angle and yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Yeah, dude, if you don't want the match, then it's gone. Both King and MVS told me that based on a promo of yours, you wanted to start defending the belt. Therefore, I booked the match. If we got it wrong, just say the word and it's gone. And I'm extremely sorry to hear about the anniversary. Best wishes to you and the rest of your family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 I guess it wouldn't hurt to start. But Munich, sorry to hear about the anniversary and also disappearing while on AIM last night. Like I said before- if you don't want the match then it's totally fine if you want to throw the match out. Whatever works for you guys, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Since no-one else got to it first - i call opening promo. Again. Yeah, just call me Triple H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 You can have this one Toxxic, but I'm going to need the opening promo slot on Lockdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 Be assured that something big is (likely) gonna go down from me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 You can have this one Toxxic, but I'm going to need the opening promo slot on Lockdown. Going to figure out your plans after your loss to Toxxic, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2004 To participants in the four-way: There is no tagging in or out. All four people are in the match at once. This has been changed in the match description. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2004 I apologize for my hostility last night. I'm dealing with a lot of shit right now, but I should not take it out on everyone here. However, could the match please be postponed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Yeah, no problem. I'll edit it off the card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Well I guess it's time for another jobber squash then. Muahahahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Please note I've switched up the markers on Davis/Dace and Levy/Bowers because I've found out TNT can't do it for this show. Mike's appearance is a one-time thing because we're stretched pretty thin for this show and I'm supposed be on hiatus. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Got my exams results back and I failed 2 out of the 3 courses I was doing. So forgive me if my match becomes a bit too cheery. Then again, beach volleyball is on... *ceases giving a shit* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Got my exams results back and I failed 2 out of the 3 courses I was doing. So forgive me if my match becomes a bit too cheery. Then again, beach volleyball is on... *ceases giving a shit* Maddix you have my sympathies. Now pass the remote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 Dont worry man. I failed to get into any of the Unis I picked because I didnt meet any of the grade needs. I've just scraped in through clearing. So stressful and worrying. I'm a wreck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted August 19, 2004 And to think Dace... if you don't get into college... you'll die broke and a bum!! JD *Killing the stress... one day at a time* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2004 JD, how do you always know what to say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted August 20, 2004 Hollywood. Go suck a dick... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2004 JD. A man of many words. Most of the words revolve around "suck", though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted August 20, 2004 Burn No really, that was a good burn. Yes... it was hilarious. I honestly can't stop laughing. You'll have to humor me again sometime, Spike. You daman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
