Smackdown spoilers for 8/26/04

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Got these off the Rajah forum, hope they're legit:

 

Velocity:

 

1) Scotty d. Akio (Maybe a dark match?)

2) Dupree d. Haas

3) Jindrak d. Fuanki

4) FBI d. Bashams

5) Bubba d. Hardcore Holly

 

Smackdown:

 

-Segment where Angle and Reigns trick Eddie into destroying Teddy Long's car

-RVD d. Kenzo Suzuki

-Kidman d. Chavo with the SSP

-Teddy announces Angle vs. Eddie 2/3 falls next week on SD. And tonight...Angle vs. Rey!

-Booker d. Cena with a rollup, feet on ropes

-Heyman introduces Heidenreich, who beats up Josh Matthews

-Angle d. Rey in a long match

-Taker d. Orlando Jordan via DQ

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Sounds like a so so show.

[Guest player]

Sounds very watchable.

 

Booker-Cena

Rey-Angle and

Kidman-Chavo

 

all sound great.

[King Cucaracha 0]

-Segment where Angle and Reigns trick Eddie into destroying Teddy Long's car

Yep, sounds legit to me.

 

[Guest TigerDriver91]

If I could, I would watch just to see Angle vs. Rey.

 

Eddie vs. Angle 2/3 falls could be pretty good in a week's time.

 

Five matches on Velocity?

[UZI Suicide 0]

Heyman introduces Heidenreich, who beats up Josh Matthews

 

 

They sure do know how to make guys intimidating, beat up the puny announcer.

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Other notes from the spoilers:

 

-RVD got beat down by Suzuki and Dupree after his match. (I'm kind of surprised they jobbed Suzuki)

-Heidenreich didn't botch any moves when beating up Matthews, and looked to be in better shape than before.

-Long told JBL either he or Jordan had to defend the title against Taker, so the main event might be for the belt. Taker tombstoned Jordan, but JBL pulled out the ref to cause the DQ.

[Guest TigerDriver91]

Heyman introduces Heidenreich, who beats up Josh Matthews

 

 

They sure do know how to make guys intimidating, beat up the puny announcer.

I wonder if he botched anything

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5) Bubba d. Hardcore Holly

 

... Who? Is this another Big Bossman comeback?

[Placebo Effect 0]

5) Bubba d. Hardcore Holly

 

... Who? Is this another Big Bossman comeback?

:cough:dudley:cough:

 

That's the definition of a brain fart.

[strummer 0]

Detailed Spoilers from LordsofPain:

 

 

 

"Dark Match #1: Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Akio

Akio was sent down to OVW a few weeks back to work on his intensity in the ring. I saw some improvement, but not much. Akio wrestled a more ground based match here, without many of his high-flying spots. He did get booed heavily by the crowd while Scotty got massive pops. The match began with a typical cruiserweight exchange, with Akio mocking Scotty's dancing. Akio worked on Scotty in the corner. He hit a legsweep into an interesting leglock submission. He put an abdominal stretch on Scotty as the crowd chanted for him. He fought out of the hold, as Akio charged into an elbow and a boot from Scotty. Scotty cranks up the offense with some dancing put in. Scotty tries the bulldog for the Worm, but Akio clotheslines him flat to the floor. Akio tries to do his own version of the Worm, but Scotty sneaks up, bulldogs him, and hits his patented finisher for the victory.

Winner: Scotty 2 Hotty

Match Rating: 4/10

 

And now it's time for WWE Velocity!

 

Velocity Match #1: Rene Dupree vs. Charlie Haas (w/ Miss Jackie)

Just to state the blatantly obvious, Jackie = HOT. I couldn't tell whether Dupree had Fifi with him or not. The match started off with Haas dominating Dupree with his amateur wrestling expertise. He hits a pair of nice armdrags into arm wringers as the crowd lets out a loud "USA!" chant. They ended up botching a spot (I have no idea what they were trying to do) but Dupree gets a snapmare out of it. He draws a chorus of boos as he performs the French Tickler, but Haas sneaks up and rolls him for a 2 count. Dupree brawls with Haas outside, rolling back in and getting a 2 count. Haas comes back with a nice suplex and two spears in the corner. He counters Dupree into a neckbreaker for 2. They run into the ropes, and they roll through several times as Dupree gets the upper hand and stays on top of Haas for the pinfall.

Winner: Rene Dupree

Match Rating: 4.5/10

 

Velocity Match #2: Mark Jindrak vs. Funaki

A mirror is set up in the ring, as "The Reflection of Perfection" comes out to worship himself in it. Funaki gets a pretty good pop. You gotta love the guy. Jindrak bullies him to start, but Funaki gets an early burst of offense with some hard punches and armdrags, but it turned out to be short lived as Jindrak delivers a LOUD slap and a high dropkick to the face to get a 2 count. He applies a side headlock. Funaki fights out, but he goes down again. Jindrak charges into an elbow and a boot by Funaki and gets hung up on the top turnbuckle. Funaki with an inziguri followed by a bulldog for a near fall. Jindrak finishes things off by executing a high one-armed side slam for the win.

Winner: Mark Jindrak

Match Rating: 4.5/10

 

Velocity Match #3: The FBI vs. The Basham Brothers

Nothing too noteworthy in this match. Nunzio played the face in peril. At one point, Nunzio was outside on the apron and Danny rammed his face into the steel ring post. That pin attempt was broken up by Stamboli. Doug's top rope leg drop misses, and that allows Nunzio to take in Stamboli, and HE'S ON FIRE!! After clearing house, he throws Doug into Danny and rolls him up for the 3.

Winners: The FBI

Match Rating: 3.5/10

 

Velocity Match #4: Bubba Ray Dudley (w/ D-Von and Spike Dudley (Cruiserweight Champion)) vs. Hardcore Holly (w/ Billy Gunn)

Lockup to start. Bubba shoves Holly in the corner and screams "You're not so bad!" Holly responds by furiously shoving Bubba to the mat. Holly gains the upper hand, chopping the hell out of Bubba. Bubba battles back with punches before his "suck on this" taunt, but Holly immediately clotheslines him down. Holly hangs Bubba on the top rope and kicks him low as Billy starts chasing Spike up the ramp. Bubba with a turning spinebuster for 2. Both men clothesline each other down. They're slow to their feet as Holly lands The Best Dropkick In The Business. D-Von gets on the apron, but Billy pulls him off. Holly nails a top rope clothesline. However, Spike distracts Holly enough for him to turn around and take a spear from Bubba and score the pinfall.

Winner: Bubba Ray Dudley

Match Rating: 4.5/10

 

Next, we get T-shirts fired into the crowd, and who better to do it than Dawn Marie and Miss Jackie. Afterwards, Michael Cole and Tazz come down to take their seats at the announce table. The lights go out, the opening plays, and the pyro goes off.

 

And now, welcome to SmackDown!

 

The show opens up with Eddie Guerrero walking down to the ring, drawing a huge "Eddie!" chant. "What's up, Fresno!?" He says it's real simple: Kurt Angle ruined his lowrider last week. He defaced his property, so tonight, he's gonna deface him. He says make no mistake about it. He's not here to wrestle, he's here to fight. He tells Kurt to get his ass out here. Angle's music plays, but instead of Angle, we get Luther Reigns. He questions whether "Mr. Vato Loco" really wants to fight a guy like Angle. He tells Eddie to be careful, because he's seen a lot of fights. If he fought Angle, Angle would annihilate him. Eddie tells Luther to get him out here so we can see, and Angle obliges by appearing on the Tron and calling Eddie out to the parking lot. Eddie rushes out of the arena to the parking where Angle runs away. They circle around a brown Nissan and warns Eddie not to mess with his car. Latino Heat then gets to idea to dump garbage all over Kurt's car and bash its windows in with a pipe. As Eddie destroys the vehicles, Angle and Luther drive away in another vehicle. SmackDown GM Theodore Long rushes out to stop Eddie. He asks what Eddie thinks he's doing, and Eddie says he's destroying Angle's car. It's not Kurt's car ... it's HIS! Eddie doesn't believe him at first, so Long repeats it twice. Long yells at Eddie to get out of the arena, and as security comes to take him away, Long begins weeping over his trashed ride.

 

Match #1: Rob Van Dam vs. Kenzo Suzuki (w/ Hiroko)

Suzuki is carried to the ring on his own personal throne by four of his lackeys. As they set him down by the ring, RVD leaps over the ropes and kicks him off his seat. RVD proceeds to kick the crap out of everybody around him. The action starts in the ring with chops galore by Suzuki. A big boot gets 2. A knee drop gets another 2. He applies an abdominal stretch, but RVD fights out and nails a standing kick to Suzuki's face. He hits a second rope springing kick, then a top rope kick to the head for 2. RVD continues the assault with shoulders to the gut of Suzuki in the corner followed by a scoop slam and a split-legged moonsault for 2. He hits a spin kick, then goes up top for the Frog Splash, but turns the other way and leaps at an advancing Rene Dupree! They brawl for a bit before RVD rolls back into the ring. Suzuki tries the Clawhold STO, but RVD rolls him up and scores the pin.

Winner: Rob Van Dam

Match Rating: 4.5/10

 

Afterwards, Dupree joins Suzuki in dishing out a 2 on 1 beatdown on RVD. A double vertical suplex caps it off.

 

Back in the parking lot, Theodore Long is still moping over his car as John Bradshaw Layfield and Orlando Jordan drive up in their limo. JBL complains to Long about having to be here in Fresno while he's in such a crippled condition. Yes, he's still wearing that goofy neck brace. Not in the mood for any of JBL's crap, Long announces that JBL will be defending his title tonight... against the Undertaker! JBL protests, saying that he's in no condition to wrestle and it's not fair. Long changes his mind, but only replacing JBL with Jordan. Should Orlando Jordan lose the match, JBL also loses the title!

 

Match #2: Chavo Guerrero (w/ Jamie Noble) vs. Billy Kidman (w/ Paul London, WWE Tag Team Champions)

Kidman starts off in control of the match. He hits a head scissors to take down Chavo. He follows up with a snapmare and springs off the ropes into another head scissors. "Chavo sucks!" chants start. Chavo applies a side headlock. He hits a faceplant on Kidman for 2. Chavo with an armbar takedown for 2. Chavo applies an elbow lock on Kidman. Kidman fights out, clotheslining Chavo and hitting a back body drop for 2. Kidman sells the elbow injury as he dropkicks Chavo and goes up to the top rope. Noble stops Kidman, but doesn't catch London leaping off the steps at him. Kidman takes Chavo down and nails the Shooting Star Press for the victory.

Winner: Billy Kidman

Match Rating: 5.5/10

 

During the break, Chavo is still in the ring... and he's not moving. Referees, trainers, and EMTs rush out to aid him, as this looks like a legitimate injury. They put a neck brace on his and gently slide him onto a stretcher. Chavo finally starts moving his left hand. The concerned crowd gave him a "Chavo!" chant and a huge ovation as he was wheeled out of the arena.

 

Afterwards, a promo aired featuring a dark skinned man with an afro talking about how "cool" he is and about "having the cool" and whatnot. He eats an apple off a fruit stand and spits it in an old guy's face. His name is Carlito Caribbean Cool... oooooooookay...

 

Match #3: John Cena vs. Booker T (United States Champion) in Match #2 of the Best of 5 Series for the United States Championship

Lockup to start, with Booker gaining the early advantage. Booker hits a vertical suplex on Cena for 2. Cena responds with an armdrag for 2. He shoulders Booker in the corner he hits and elbow takedown for 2. An arm wringer and an armdrag gets another 2. Booker stops the momentum with an eye rake and a side kick for 2. He applies a read head choke, which Cena fights out of. He headbutts Booker and shoulder tackles him for 2. Booker with a knee to the back and sends Cena over the top rope. Cena crawls back in and takes a top rope dropkick from Booker for a near fall. A roundhouse kick gets 2. Cena ducks another kick, but eats a spinning heel kick for 2. Cena fights back, but Booker hits a spinebuster for 2. (damn, there's a lot of pin covers in this match) Another headlock. Cena battles back with punches, and clothesline and a flying shoulder takedown for 2. He bulldogs Booker and delivers the Five Knuckle Shuffle for a near fall. He pumps up his shoes and tries the F-U, but Booker fights out and kicks Cena. He hotshots Cena and pins him with his foot on the second rope.

Winner: Booker T (Series Tied 1-1)

Match Rating: 6/10

 

A sweet Divas video plays, hyping their latest video "South of the Border."

 

Theodore Long is still tending to his car as it's about to be towed away. At that time, Angle and Luther pull back in to the arena. Long confronts Angle about deceiving Eddie. Angle claims that that car is complete junk anyways. Angle, however, didn't realize that the car belonged to Long, and when Long broke the news, Angle tried apologizing for it. Long says Angle's gonna pay for it next week when he battles Eddie Guerrero in a 2 out of 3 falls match! But tonight, Angle gets to take on Rey Mysterio! Angle goes into the arena to get ready, but Long stops Luther. Luther says he's gonna help Angle prepare, but Long tell Luther to grab a broom because he's gonna help clean this mess up.

 

And now for the moment we've not been waiting for... Josh Mathews and Paul Heyman are in the ring, but Heyman doesn't let him talk for long. Heyman cuts a promo basically saying that he was once a fearful man, on his knees begging not to be harmed by the Undertaker, but now he feels empowered. He's got backup; a guard dog who is loyal to him. Heyman then introduces Heidenreich to his own video and entrance music. With Heidenreich in the ring, Heyman reiterates that he once feared Taker, but not anymore. Heidenreich will deal with the Undertaker and all of Heyman's other enemies. Mathews brings up that Heyman has A LOT of enemies, and questions if Heidenreich will be able to live up to the hype. That question just bought Josh an ass whipping as Heidenreich responds by a pair of punches to Mathews' stomach. He carries Josh over his shoulders and hits a backbreaker. He slingshots Josh into the ropes, where he bounces back onto Heidenreich's knees. Heidenreich finishes off the beating by choking Josh out. Heyman: "That's not hype. That's Heidenreich!"

 

A video promo aired featuring the return of the Big Show.

 

Match #4: Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio

This should be good. Angle displays his amateur wrestling mastery on Rey, keeping his opponent on the ground. Rey gets up and armdrags Angle then mocks his spin taunt. Angle is not the least bit impressed. He lifts Rey up and takes him down into a headlock. Rey fights out and Angle takes a shoulder knockdown. Angle with a back suplex. Rey comes back by head scissoring Angle through the ropes followed by a baseball slide. Angle eats a kick coming back in, but comes back with a suplex. Rey misses a charge to the corner and takes a german suplex. An Angle backbreaker gets 2. Rear chinlock. Angle with a release body slam for 2. Another cover for 2. Angle with a belly-to-belly suplex, then celebrates to the crowd's chagrin. He applies a bear hug to Rey. He tries to fight out, but for his troubles ends up on the receiving end of a release german suplex. That gets 2. Rey manages to counter an Angle Slam into an armdrag, followed by a split-legged moonsault for 2. Angle tries a fireman's takedown, but eats a dropkick. Rey turns up the heat with a hurricanrana, head scissors, then trips him into 619 position. Rey tries for it... but Angle moves! He tries the wheelbarrow bulldog, but Angle prevents it but Rey shoves him back into 619 position... and connects! Rey goes for the West Coast Pop, but Angle counters it into a vicious powerbomb. That gets a near fall. Angle pulls down the straps. Another Angle Slam attempt, but Rey reverses it into a neckbreaker for a VERY near fall. They both ascend the turnbuckle and battle. Rey ends up on Angle's shoulder and Angle rolls on top of Rey and scores the victory.

Winner: Kurt Angle

Match Rating: 8/10

 

And now for the Raw Rebound, featuring Orton spitting in Triple H's face and the Kane & Lita Wedding From Hell.

 

An agonizing JBL goes into Jordan's locker room, whining that this whole situation isn't fair. Jordan says he knows he's good, but this is the Undertaker he's dealing with. He promises JBL he's gonna work hard to beat him. JBL says Taker is good, but he's no Orlando Jordan. JBL: "How many main events have you been in?" Jordan: "Well... none, really..." JBL says that means Jordan is fresh. He's got to believe in himself. Champions defeat Taker, so go out there and be a champ. After Jordan gets psyched up, he heads out to the ring, where Bradshaw shakes his head and says to himself "I am screwed."

 

Match #5, The Main Event: Orlando Jordan vs. The Undertaker

Taker starts off in control, but Jordan comes right back with three armdrags. Taker with a big boot to Jordan by the Old School. A clothesline gets 2. Taker stares down JBL, allowing Jordan to jump him from behind. Jordan with an elbow drop for 2. He bodyslams Taker and drops the leg for 2. Taker hotshots Jordan then boots him down. He stalks JBL outside, again allowing Jordan to jump him from behind. Back in the ring, Jordan tries to keep Taker down. Taker gets in an elbow on Jordan, but Jordan takes him down for 2. Taker sits right back up and Jordan freaks out. He charges Jordan in the corner, then punches JBL off the apron. Taker signals for and nails Jordan with a Chokeslam. He then signals cutthroat as he flattens Jordan with the Tombstone Piledriver. The ref counts, but JBL pulls him out of the ring, causing the ref to DQ him. Jordan wins by disqualification, but JBL makes Tony Chimmel remind everyone that the title cannot change hands through a DQ finish, so he's still the champ.

Winner: The Undertaker via DQ

Match Rating: 5/10

 

An enraged Taker beats on Bradshaw outside, slamming his head on the announce table. He rips off JBL's neck brace and throws him into the ring where he nails him with the Chokeslam. Taker stands over a fallen JBL and Jordan with the belt in hand as he bows to the gold to end the show.

 

Nothing truly noteworthy happened after the show. Jordan got on the mic and demanded EMTs come out to help Bradshaw. They put the neck brace back on Bradshaw and helped him to his feet. He sold the neck injuries all the way up the ramp."

 

 

I wonder if Chavo is legit hurt? I guess Carly Colon debuts on SD soon, is he any good?

[BHK 0]

Long says Angle's gonna pay for it next week when he battles Eddie Guerrero in a 2 out of 3 falls match!

 

Well then, looks like I'll be watching Smackdwon for the first time in 8 months.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Show doesn't look too bad. Chavo/Kidman, Rey/Angle, Book/Cena should be decent -> good, and at least Heidenreich didn't have a match.

 

I'm a bit surprised they have Dupree, who they're supposedly down on, going over Haas. Other than that, Velocity looks so-so. FBI/Bashams, Haas/Cena, and Funaki/Jindrak could all potentially be watchable -> good.

 

And with Chavo/Kidman this week, does that mean we get Knoble/London next week? If so, ::gets all excited::

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Afterwards, a promo aired featuring a dark skinned man with an afro talking about how "cool" he is and about "having the cool" and whatnot. He eats an apple off a fruit stand and spits it in an old guy's face. His name is Carlito Caribbean Cool... oooooooookay...

 

Uhm...yeah, interesting.

 

Hopefully Chavo's not seriously injured...

 

The sooner Angle/Eddie ends the better. Let's hope the 2/3 Falls Match is the blow-off match to this because I've seen more than enough of this. Who gives a shit about Eddie's car, Long's car, Angle's car or whatever the hell that segment is about. The way it reads, then it leaves Long and Eddie looked weak and Angle with a slight bit of credibility...until he comes back, and is made to look weak. Is it really that hard to have a feud where Angle and Eddie hate each other, without endless ridiculous distractions?

[iliketurtles 0]

Angle/Rey will be watchable material...and the 2/3 falls next week will fucking OWN.

[humongous2002 0]

All I know is that it will be way better than that horrible RAW: the wedding from hell show.

[cabbageboy 0]

Interesting that Heidenreich didn't actually wrestle. Anyone think that he is going to be the next 911, as in a big dude with Heyman that never actually wrestles but just squashes random people?

 

Why would it shock anyone that they jobbed Kenzo Suzuki to RVD? Van Dam shouldn't even be feuding with jobbers like this anyway.

[BHK 0]

off topic: humongous do you have a date for your sig? ican't recall that particular confrontation for the life of me.

[humongous2002 0]

That was back in the 1st week of December 2002 or last week of November(I think) right after HBK winning the big gold belt at Survivor series of the same year.

[The Mandarin 0]

off topic: humongous do you have a date for your sig? ican't recall that particular confrontation for the life of me.

I'm thinking Dec. 2002.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Carlito Caribbean Cool??? What the hell???

[Guest Anglesault]

The thing about this Eddie/Angle feud is that it isn't flat out awful. (They aren't totally relying on bad comedy) but it is just such a weak ass storyline. These two are supposed to hate hate HATE each other, and rather than show that with violence and stuff, they have been vandalizing each other's property almost every week.

[CanadianChick 0]

Why would it shock anyone that they jobbed Kenzo Suzuki to RVD? Van Dam shouldn't even be feuding with jobbers like this anyway.

 

Well, if RVD is feuding with Kenzo/Dupree, it's strange that he has beat both of them clean already. If the feud doesn't continue, then it makes sense. But if it does, what was the point?

 

And no, RVD shouldn't be feuding with jobbers, but right now, there's no one else to feud with. Maybe he'll feud with Angle, or somethign like that, after next week.

 

Sidenote on RVD/Kenzo: Does anyone else think it's cool how Rob kicked him off his chair?

[humongous2002 0]

Sidenote on RVD/Kenzo: Does anyone else think it's cool how Rob kicked him off his chair?

I can't wait to see that this thursday.

[Guest goatfish]

Wasn't the Big Show supposed to come back this week?

 

Also, congrats to Heidenreich for not killing Josh Matthews.

[Ultra Violence 0]

Carlito Caribbean Cool??? What the hell???

my bet is that guy who used to be with Ernest Miller!

[k thx 0]

Carlito Colon?

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

-Teddy announces Angle vs. Eddie 2/3 falls next week on SD. And tonight...Angle vs. Rey!

 

Oh joy!!!! I can't wait for Eddie to job yet again and then start his crappy feud with Reigns.

[AndrewTS 0]

Are they going to call Carlito Caribbean Cool "Triple C?"

 

Probably Angle/Rey is the only thing I'll bother checking out, but that may just remind me of how bad off Angle is these days.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

The best thing so far about this thread (which includes the SD spoilers) is CC's new sig.

 

And for those wondering, Colon sucks.