The OAO Raw IS Diva SearcHHH thread

[DerangedHermit 0]

Anyone else ever get a mental picture of Kane getting stabbed in the heart with a butcher knife? and then smiling afterwords?

no

[The Czech Republic 0]

Eric, we have a problem. My bitch wife can't pronounce my name!

[DMann2003 0]

*watches 17 posts in a row about Kane and Bischoff...

YES We started a new one!

 

Bischoff- Tonight, I Acqueised (sp) to....KANE!!!!"

[chaosrage 0]

I want an AVI of Stacy's dance. TSM wouldn't let me down, would it?

 

Stacy needs to wear that outfit on every RAW from now on.

[Guest Quik]

So I'm eating a Stouffer's TV dinner right now, and I'm feeling kinda light-headed. It may be from Raw, I'm not quite sure. I'm a little scared.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Eric, we have a problem. My bitch wife can't pronounce my name!

Eric, is it normal for my wife to spit instead of swallowing?

[razazteca 0]

Conformist

[The Czech Republic 0]

Oh great, JR's expanding his vocabulary.

Let's replace his overnight vocabulary-expansion tapes with "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Enterprise" that oughta break his brain

[CBright7831 0]

Somebody posts pictures of Stacey tonight dammit.

[Guest fanofcoils]

Lets do a Howard Dean and eliminate Christie or Carmella.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

So I'm eating a Stouffer's TV dinner right now, and I'm feeling kinda light-headed. It may be from Raw, I'm not quite sure. I'm a little scared.

Nothing comes closer to home like food poisoning.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Funny how Kane calls Lita "his bitch wife".....and the crowd pops for it

[The Mandarin 0]

Eric, we have a problem. My bitch wife can't pronounce my name!

Kane: "..and that's because you're having MY baby!"

*walks out*

Lita: "Get back here!"

*silence*

Lita: "...KHAAAAAAAN!"

[The Czech Republic 0]

Eric, we have a problem. My bitch wife can't pronounce my name!

Eric, is it normal for my wife to spit instead of swallowing?

Eric, we have a problem. My bitch wife is hanging out with that gay kid again!

[Guest Quik]

So I'm eating a Stouffer's TV dinner right now, and I'm feeling kinda light-headed. It may be from Raw, I'm not quite sure. I'm a little scared.

Nothing comes closer to home like food poisoning.

I don't think the mushroom sauce is made of Portabellos. The nagain, it may the half a shaker of salt I threw on it for flavor.

[chaosrage 0]

HBK in Jericho's highlight reel? BORING.

Yeah, just like the last highlight reel those two had.....

[Guest fanofcoils]

Orton's isn't cool enough or popular enough for WWE to be successful in merchandise for him.

[jester 0]

JBL video...

 

He's chauvanistic...

 

Intolerant...

 

Not over...

 

And not featured in WWE Day of Reckoning despite being the champion...

 

He is

 

J. B. L.

[DerangedHermit 0]

So I'm eating a Stouffer's TV dinner right now, and I'm feeling kinda light-headed. It may be from Raw, I'm not quite sure. I'm a little scared.

Nothing comes closer to home like food poisoning.

Mmm....macaroni and cheese with poisoning!

[CanadianChick 0]

Yeah, Jerry Lawler can go fuck himself.

 

Seriously, what the fuck was with his commentary during the women's match? He shouldn't be commentating womens matches, ever. I don't care what they do, but he hurts every womens match, so shut him up.

 

Is Shawn the the record holder for most times on the Highlight Reel?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Eric, we have a problem. My bitch wife can't pronounce my name!

Kane: "..and that's because you're having MY baby!"

*walks out*

Lita: "Get back here!"

*silence*

Lita: "...KHAAAAAAAN!"

OH MY GOD POST OF THE NIGHT! POST OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!

[Guest fanofcoils]

>>HBK in Jericho's highlight reel? BORING.

>Yeah, just like the last highlight reel those two had.....

 

Huge difference obviously. Heel/face before. Now face/face, next time think lol.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'm still laughing out loud at Lita saying KHAAAN, I'm laughing so much it hurts, you guys

[LooseCannon25 0]

Is this like the 36th time HBK is a guest on the Highlight Reel?

 

 

Just one time I'd like to see Maven or Jonah from TE on it

[Guest Quik]

Jericho got BUTT-fucked by the ladder?

[Exslade ZX 0]

Orton's isn't cool enough or popular enough for WWE to be successful in merchandise for him.

Holy crap..what is up with you and your Orton hating? (Yea, I know I keep replying to your post but whatever ) But seriously...I don't really have a problem with it...but..no one mentions Orton for like a few pages...and then all of a sudden you seem to come up with a random 'I hate Orton' one liner, just worded differently each time.

 

People were talking of Kane, stay on topic

[Guest fanofcoils]

HBK is a face, Jericho is a face, so they won't argue much. Tomko/Christian vs HBK/Jericho? Don't care, just another good match that means nothing.

[DMann2003 0]

Jericho- 7 time IC champ

 

Take that Jeff Jarrett!

[razazteca 0]

How many different IC belts did Jericho win?

[The Czech Republic 0]

He was the IC champ like 12 years ago....

 

 

 

OMG KHAAAAN