Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Unfortunately, because the issue comes with some dumb supplement, it was wrapped up in a plastic bag, preventing me from leering at it in the supermarket. I might have to buy this.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Posted September 30, 2004 And Hilary Duff only turned 17 two days ago. Jesus Christ. This is God's way of torturing me for being an atheist.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Weird, I saw a bunch of the GQ issues unbagged.
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 Y'know, everyone's going to be coming in this thread expecting to see pictures. For shame, Inc, for getting our hopes up.
Guest Banders Kennany Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 And Hilary Duff only turned 17 two days ago. Jesus Christ. This is God's way of torturing me for being an atheist. I don't see how that's tortuning you. Getting older means closer to 18 she gets, isn't that what you want so you can in theory scam her catch? Damn this seems like the first new HArdcore thread in a good bit.
Lord of The Curry Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 And Hilary Duff only turned 17 two days ago. Jesus Christ. This is God's way of torturing me for being an atheist. You're no athiest if you believe in the concept of a vengeful God, faker.
Bruiser Chong Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 My friend was going on and on about it. Isn't she pulling down the front of her pants or something (not so much that you actually see anything, mind you)?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 1, 2004 Author Report Posted October 1, 2004 Yeah, she is. I'm totally buying this and jacking off to it tomorrow.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 1, 2004 Author Report Posted October 1, 2004 But I can't bring my computer to the bathroom.
Nighthawk Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 The best picture's on the cover. That's stupid.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 1, 2004 Author Report Posted October 1, 2004 That last picture is almost as good. Maybe I'll just rip off and steal the cover.
Red Baron Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 Three years till she's posing in playboy six months till a porno video.
Dangerous A Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 Three years till she's posing in playboy six months till a porno video. We can only hope and pray, my son.
NoCalMike Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 I am really starting to wonder if her tits are fake. I used to have no doubt they were real, but there is that new phenomenon of parents getting their teenage daughters implants.......hmm....
Guest Shoes Head Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 HOLY....that is the worst example of airbrushing I've ever seen. Look at the arms and stomach? did they do that in windows paint?!???
Slayer Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 ^ Yeah ...it's just the rest of her that's fake
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 But I can't bring my computer to the bathroom. You're clearly not as dedicated to masturwanking as I had previously thought.
2GOLD Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 That girl has some big ass feet. I just realized if my girlfriend had red hair she'd look like a cross between Britney Murphy and Lindsey Lohan. Somehow I think I made a deal with Satan. And apparently GQ hates freckles. Nothing wrong with some freckle.
Guest Evolution Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 Higher-quality versions of the above pictures: http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan1.jpg http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan2.jpg http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan3.jpg http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan4.jpg http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20040927_lohan5.jpg "What are [people] trying to do by saying I'm 'baring it all?' " Lohan said to GQ magazine, for which she struck several, um, chest-enhancing poses in the latest issue. "Go pick on someone else. It's getting a little old. Like, I didn't get implants--deal with it!" http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/news/ce...ebrity_top_heds
Mole Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 HOLY....that is the worst example of airbrushing I've ever seen. Look at the arms and stomach? did they do that in windows paint?!??? Yeah, good call. That is the first thing I noticed when I saw the cover. I was like, "Wait a second, her stomach isn't that small." She has a little gut.
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 Hey Inc, just to make you feel better you should know at least the legal Age of Consent for our lovely state is 16 as long as the adult is 24 years of age or younger.
Guest Anticrombie Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 Yeah, good call. That is the first thing I noticed when I saw the cover. I was like, "Wait a second, her stomach isn't that small." She has a little gut. She may be sucking it in. You know, kinda like what many guys do.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 She needs to try to recapture that look of bewhildered innocence and naivete that makes me want to blow my load on her cheek.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 2, 2004 Author Report Posted October 2, 2004 Hey Inc, just to make you feel better you should know at least the legal Age of Consent for our lovely state is 16 as long as the adult is 24 years of age or younger. I'm 25, so no, I'm still a dirty pederast.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 2, 2004 Report Posted October 2, 2004 ^AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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