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Whoa...Booker's getting a push on Smackdown...I might have to tune in again

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Ok...need some guidance guys...usually after work I head to the bar to catch RAW, have a drink and something to eat, then go home. Should I just go straight home?

Goto Burger King for the Chicken Crisp sandwish then go rent some porn.

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How can an unbeatable group lose both of their matches tonight?

-=Mike

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The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background.

Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby

... which upsets the Quaker State dog, who proceeds to bite Grisham in the nads.

Guest Sylvan Grenier
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Flair better be careful where he goes, he might get arrested for streetwalking

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Hilariously enough --- Trish is actually dead-on accurate.

    -=Mike

WWE seems to think we should sympathize with Lita for being a complete idiot.

 

Historically, has anybody received heel heet for being incredibly stupid? Because I think Lita is not that far off.

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The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background.

Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby

Is it sad at all that I was genuinely laughing out loud when I wrote that?

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I don't know about you guys but.....I really don't give a shit about any of these TE guys.

Well you'd better start, since it's going to get 2 full segments on Smackdown for the next 2 months.

 

Or just start watching Survivor and CSI on Thursdays...

Guest Sylvan Grenier
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The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background.

Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby

Is it sad at all that I was genuinely laughing out loud when I wrote that?

I think you're the frontrunner for the win, honestly. That was good stuff

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Hilariously enough --- Trish is actually dead-on accurate.

    -=Mike

WWE seems to think we should sympathize with Lita for being a complete idiot.

 

Historically, has anybody received heel heet for being incredibly stupid? Because I think Lita is not that far off.

Team her with Sting. They are made for one another.

-=Mike

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Out of all the hosses since Lesnar and Batista, anybody else agree with me that Snitsky is the best so far?

Guest LooneyTune
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Lita fucked up her wedding vows...when READING THEM OFF PAPER. I think she's far surpassed being a complete idiot and halfway into the zone of total retard.

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Keller:

 

"-Trish gave Lita some insincere backhanded compliments, suggesting she ruined the careers of both Matt Hardy and Kane, and then said "as a friend, you should be concerned about your pregnancy weight, because you're looking a little chubby." Lita reacted with more rage to that comment than anything Kane did to her. She threw Trish onto a table backstage and began beating on her."

 

Now we now Lita's mindset. You can rape her, beat her up, treat her like a two dollar slut...but don't you DARE call her fat!

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The only thing that could have made that Bischoff/Coach mini-segment better would be if the creepy Burger King rose up from behind the couch and handed each of them a Double Croissan'wich. Then they would all laugh heartily, and then Coach and Bischoff would embrace each other. First softly, nudging their noses against each other... slowly exploring the unfamilair situation. A quick kiss, perhaps. No toungue at first, they aren't ready. But then they look deep into each other's eyes, and they know it's time. A deep passionate kiss follows... and then Bischoff shoves his fist up Coach's ass. Then the Burger King starts jacking off furiously in the background.

Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby

Is it sad at all that I was genuinely laughing out loud when I wrote that?

Okay, I just read that for the first time.

 

*taps out*

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Lita fucked up her wedding vows...when READING THEM OFF PAPER. I think she's far surpassed being a complete idiot and halfway into the zone of total retard.

I can't wait for the Eugene/Lita vs Trish/Snitsky matches.

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Hopefully Orton has taken tips from Rico on how to beat Flair.

 

Something HBK has to yet to do on his own on TV. :D

Guest LooneyTune
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Buy some action figures from Jakks Pacific...WHO WE ARE SUING RIGHT NOW!!

 

There's a Smaffles figure there, too. Hm.

Those little blue guys who gang banged the only female and ran away from Gargamel? It's 13 dollar hooker Ric Flair!

 

HE FINALLY BOUGHT A NEW ROBE!

Guest Sylvan Grenier
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Flair is walking like a hooker who just had to do anal earlier that night

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Keller:

 

"-Trish gave Lita some insincere backhanded compliments, suggesting she ruined the careers of both Matt Hardy and Kane, and then said "as a friend, you should be concerned about your pregnancy weight, because you're looking a little chubby." Lita reacted with more rage to that comment than anything Kane did to her. She threw Trish onto a table backstage and began beating on her."

 

Now we now Lita's mindset. You can rape her, beat her up, treat her like a two dollar slut...but don't you DARE call her fat!

That's most women. >_>

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