Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 Well, Halloween is already upon us. Damn did October fly this back already? But seriously, I know we all maybe tons older than radioitonal trick-or-treaters, but hey free candy can't go wrong right? So I'll be pulling out my old Dubya mask I use to egg cars and slash tires on Devils Night and going trick or treating myself. I might also be taking my friend's nephew out too with her, so I guess that will make this look a little more normal. Ah, to be a KID agaib.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 I'll be giving candy out, but seeing how I have the lone Bush/Cheney yard sign in the neighborhood, I doubt I'll get any visitors...
2GOLD Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 If anyone gives candy to someone above the age of 15, they should be slapped with a bag full of hard candy apples. Then egged.
B. Brian Brunzell Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 I'm workng tonight and tomorrow, so there will be no passing out candy or trick-or-treating for me. Last year I passed out candy, which was a bad idea. The kids didn't get too much, due to my eating a majority of said candy.
1234-5678 Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 If anyone gives candy to someone above the age of 15, they should be slapped with a bag full of hard candy apples. Then egged. On the same page, anyone over 15 who goes out trick or treating should be slipped the Reese's Cup with a good ol razor blade in it.
Slayer Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 15? Hell I'd put the age cap around 11 or 12
Corey_Lazarus Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 I'm 18, and me, my girlfriend, my buddy Jason, and his girlfriend are all going Trick or Treating together. Fuck you, it's Hallo-fucking-ween, and it's free fucking candy. BLOW ME.
the max Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 The worst are the fucks that not only go trick-or-treating, but who destroy people's property after they get candy from them. Assholes.
1234-5678 Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 Or the slacker teens who don't even bother putting on a costume. One guy last year just carried around a basketball. "Yeah, I'm a basketball player." Oh yeah? Get the fuck out of my yard.
the max Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 I judge kids costumes and dish out the candy accordingly. As a result, the kids in the neighborhood have taken to having some cool costumes already (our neighborhood had a few kids last night). One kid was dressed as Johnny Damon, with a wig and huge beard. I gave him almost half the bag. Any teenaged looking kids get kicked out. Nothing from me, and I watch them until they leave the property.
2GOLD Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 We have a special bowl of freezer burnt candy and another of stale as hell candy. This is for the people who decide they would like free candy on a day for kids. You know how I go trick or treating? Go to the store, buy the stuff at discount and eat it. The end.
the max Posted October 30, 2004 Report Posted October 30, 2004 I do the same thing. I hit up Target for Reese's Cups for 80% off. They have a combination bag of Swedish Fish, Sour Patch Kids and something else that I'm literally salivating over. Sure, I could go buy it now, but if I can have it for 80% off, why not?
Guest shis Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 Yeah man your right, I am going to out to get me some free candy. *Goes out and buys BUM costume*
Lightning Flik Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 I know a lot of teens that go out trick-or-treating still around where I live. They get candy. Just less than a little kid do.
Corey_Lazarus Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 There's nothing wrong with people aged 12 to 18 going out on Halloween. This will be the last year I'll be going out, save for taking my nieces and nephew, possibly, so I'm trying to make the most of it. I wish the people I'm going with wanted to be something other than vampires, though. That's too generic. Originally, the plan was all to be cowboys and such, which woulda been fucking cool (since I have a ton of capguns modeled after old Winchester Rifles and Colts), but nooooo.
Ced Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 Come Monday, I will be hoarding as much discounted candy I can afford at the local supermarket. Thank you, you beautiful, superfluous holiday.
The Czech Republic Posted October 31, 2004 Report Posted October 31, 2004 Well, Halloween is already upon us. Damn did October fly this back already? But seriously, I know we all maybe tons older than radioitonal trick-or-treaters, but hey free candy can't go wrong right? So I'll be pulling out my old Dubya mask I use to egg cars and slash tires on Devils Night and going trick or treating myself. I might also be taking my friend's nephew out too with her, so I guess that will make this look a little more normal. Ah, to be a KID agaib. You mean you're not?!?!?
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