NYU Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I predict the Toothless Wonder will soon replace Randy Orton as the TSM Sex Object. "Oh my god, did you see that Greco-Roman shove? What technique! And what wonderfully defined pectoral muscles too! *SWOON*"
Guest MikeSC Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 That Juicebox has some HORRENDOUS audio. -=Mike
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 So...they are schilling it by playing the Don't Do This At Home video and playing Benoits theme?
JoeDirt Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 More shilling. "What's that?" "Well JR as we return from commercial I just HAPPEN to be playing this..."
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 This is the greatest thing in the world? What about insulin? What about democracy? This is just a Game Boy or something
Gary Floyd Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Jerry Lawler is obsessed with this children's toy. I hear he's also obsessed with children
Ted the Poster Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Lawler only juicebox is the hardened sock on his floor.
starvenger Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Amazingly, Lawler plugs products worse than a ClearChannel DJ...
Guest The Shadow Behind You Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I love the woman's pissed off finger. I bet she cries into her chunky monkey ice cream tonight.
jester Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Spike is promoing a bunch of shows. The common factor? They all suck. -=Mike They will all also get cancelled about 2 minutes after they first air. About average for Spike TV.
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 See how much Jews they have? what? I want to hear Edge's shitty new music again.
Promoter Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I love Simon Dean for making fun of fat and ugly people. Put me down on the list too
Guest CronoT Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Now, it's time for "The Frenchies" vs. Chris "One Man Army" Benoit and "Buy my book!" Edge.
JoeDirt Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 La Resistance are taking back the titles here. What's the main event tonight?
GreatWhiteNope Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 That was pretty awesome. He's damn good on the mic. I never got a chance to hear him talk in ECW and he had lines memorized in the informercials. He's a damn good talker and has the chessy voice down to a tee. Simon invented charisma. It has potential, but I could just see Simon Dean getting lame quickly. He needs a sidekick. Like the black guy that walks in on White Goodman fucking a slice of Pizza in Dodgeball?
The Amazing Rando Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 King's probly got at least 19 megs of kiddie porn on that. Nah... with King's rules, it can't be more than 17.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Lawler and 'bad plugs' just go together.
Ted the Poster Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 "Speaking of juciceboxes, check out the new WWE Divas magazine!"
Guest MikeSC Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 This is the greatest thing in the world? What about insulin? What about democracy? This is just a Game Boy or something I dunno. It is pretty damned nice. Where else would you find such shitty audio. And a "USA" chant for Benoit is just beautiful. -=Mike
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 USA Chant for the Canadian Benoit.
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Holy hell, it's only 10 o'clock? Dang.
DMann2003 Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 "folks, that was unscheduled" I really hope JR has to get a foot lopped off soon. That would be unscheduled SNL Presidential special on now!
starvenger Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Now, it's time for "The Frenchies" vs. Chris "One Man Army" Benoit and "Buy my book!" Edge. Well, I suppose they could get OLP to do a remix of "One Man Army" for Benoit...
JoeDirt Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 USA Chant for the Canadian Benoit. HE CURRENTLY RESIDES IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA!
Stephen Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Hopefully the American Arabs will be on tonight. Still one hr left
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 King's probly got at least 19 megs of kiddie porn on that. Nah... with King's rules, it can't be more than 17. Knockout blow!
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 *Vince hearing the USA chant* "YES! YES! I KNEW IT! They believe he's from Georgia!!!!"
Gary Floyd Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Gotta go for the SNL presidential special. It will most likely be better than this Season's SNL
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Edge Cutout: Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! It still cuts a better promo than Edge.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 *Vince hearing the USA chant* "YES! YES! I KNEW IT! They believe he's from Georgia!!!!" It's the teeth.
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