Why do I have this terrible stomach ache?

[The Czech Republic]

I'm never eating cafeteria food unless I'm being held at gunpoint.

 

This sucks. I'm doubling over in pain.

 

SO MUCH PAIN.

 

"Nah, I won't eat lunch with my friends at the other place, I'll just go here."

 

STOP THE PAIN

[Bruiser Chong]

I voted for Option #3 since you had that other thread about the chick you endlessly let play with your emotions and thus, seem like you'd quiver at the thought of a so-called friend never talking to you again. I mean, if that's the case, what kind of friend are they? That is, unless you did something like push them down a flight of stairs.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

La Parka

[Youth N Asia]

I was going to say you should start spitting after taking your boyfriend's load...but that would have been rude.

 

But I'll go with Air Supply...that should do it.

[The Czech Republic]

I voted for Option #3 since you had that other thread about the chick you endlessly let play with your emotions and thus, seem like you'd quiver at the thought of a so-called friend never talking to you again. I mean, if that's the case, what kind of friend are they? That is, unless you did something like push them down a flight of stairs.

I said her friends were wrong for wanting gay marriage.

[The Electrifyer]

I blame it on you mocking Bill Walton. He has unleashed a a severe stomach ache and is "throwing it down" on you in an effort to teach you a lesson.

[Guest SP-1]

It's because you're a republican, I'm sure.

[Art Sandusky]

I said her friends were wrong for wanting gay marriage.

Nah, not polarizing.

[TheBigSwigg]

It's because you're a republican, I'm sure.

This would be my reason as well.

[Ted the Poster]

I blame it on you mocking Bill Walton. He has unleashed a a severe stomach ache and is "throwing it down" on you in an effort to teach you a lesson.

Which will in turn make Czech "THROW IT UP, BIG MAN!".

 

Czech, if you had simply said that you disagree on the issue instead of insisting that they were wrong, maybe she wouldn't have gotten as mad. The way you said it might have sounded like you didn't respect their beliefs. But I'm sure you realized that already.

[The Czech Republic]

I blame it on you mocking Bill Walton. He has unleashed a a severe stomach ache and is "throwing it down" on you in an effort to teach you a lesson.

Which will in turn make Czech "THROW IT UP, BIG MAN!".

 

Czech, if you had simply said that you disagree on the issue instead of insisting that they were wrong, maybe she wouldn't have gotten as mad. The way you said it might have sounded like you didn't respect their beliefs. But I'm sure you realized that already.

I used the TSM style of rebuttal: quotation-wisecrack. That doesn't go over well outside of TSM. I found this out the hard way.

 

And I didn't insist they were wrong, I just did what my teachers taught me to do: argue my point with the belief that I'm correct.

[NYU]

Friends don't want to hear any truth from a fellow friend that could disagree with them.

 

Accept that they have a different viewpoint from you and move on. Especially if the friend has a personal issue in the subject - in this case, perhaps she has a close gay friend who has complained to her about the marriage issue before.

 

What works at TSM does NOT work in real life. For the most part, it's just easier to stay away from the conversational topic of politics and political-related subject matter altogether. Unless you're absolutely sure that this person wants to have a discussion about those topics in the first place.

[Slayer]

What works at TSM does NOT work in real life.

Agreed

 

+1

 

-=Mike

[The Czech Republic]

What works at TSM does NOT work in real life. For the most part, it's just easier to stay away from the conversational topic of politics and political-related subject matter altogether.

Yeah I never instigate politics.

 

Unless you're absolutely sure that this person wants to have a discussion about those topics in the first place.

"I'm gonna post in my weblog about how gay marriage has to be legal!"

"Well you know that means I'm gonna have to disagree."

"Fine whatever"

[Corey_Lazarus]

It's the Air Supply, man. You need to knock that shit off.

[The Czech Republic]

It's only "Lost in Love" that I was listening to this morning

[EricMM]

It's all that conservative thought.

 

Let it out.

 

Like gas.

[Art Sandusky]

Eric's probably right, and that's a shoot.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Czech, stop listening to my show, you fucking gay hater.

[The Czech Republic]

One of my best friends is gay but I don't let it get to me

 

I don't hate gay people.

[Krankor]

Why isn't La Parka a choice?

[Red Baron]

I'm sure it was Air Supply while you were eating the fish sticks from the cafeteria.

[The Czech Republic]

which was located in Passaic as God sent down His wrath, as I ate, worried about my friend, and the beef jerky from the other night.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I vote for

 

FOODBORNE ILLNESS!

[The Czech Republic]

You make it sound so exciting.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Do you wash your hands every time after you go potty?

 

If so, it's the chick, because you're a pussy and a closet case.

[Guest Loss]

I have a friend who's opposed to gay marriage. I refuse to fuck her until she changes her mind.

[The Amazing Rando]

Air Supply. 'nuff said.

 

That shit can peel paint off walls, I don't even want to think about what it can do to stomach lining.

[Guest Cerebus]

La Parka.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

I'm holding out my vote until I know whether or not you are gay.

 

If you are, then I'm going with #6...