Ace309 Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 As some of you may have picked up on, Mike Van Siclen (Chuck Woolery) and I are the new additions to the booking team, with Thoth staying on from the Zed regime in his usual slot. The rotation will be: Tom posts Lockdown, books Smarkdown MVS posts Smarkdown, books Storm Thoth posts Storm, books Lockdown MVS is the head booker and as such will be booking all pay-per-views. Any of us are, as always, available for storyline chatter and suggestions. (Helpful suggestions will run you a sawbuck.) We're also picking up Judge Mental (Powerplay) as a match marker to share the load, hopefully getting the shows and cards up more quickly than they have been. So, if there's anything you'd like to know or have clarified, please feel free to ask in the thread. I realize it's a bit redundant, since you all know me fairly well, but let's make it official.
Chuck Woolery Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 In case you weren't aware, Tom's the one with good ideas, and I'm the quiet one pulling all the strings. Really.
the.weej Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 (edited) Though I have 'retired,' I remain on board the staff as Secretary of the Elite and I am the evil puppetmaster secretly pulling the strings of Mike as he masquerades as your 'leader' in his false, cloistered rule. As always, Kibagami is still the Minister of War, Undersecretary of the Elite and Commissioner of the Secret Police. I believe King also remains as Secretary of the Inner Sanctum and High Admiral of Mike's fleet of bathtub toys. Janus is aide to the Secretary of the Elite, and Strangler has actually been promoted to Senior Vice President in Charge of Sanitation and General Floor Mopping Duties. And what the shit is with Judge and Tom getting on Mike's CC? This is just making my personnel decisions look fabulous. Yeesh. -Z Edited November 16, 2004 by realitycheck
TheBostonStrangler Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 Oh, c'mon, you know you loved having TNT, LDP, and Thoth on your CC crews, Z.
Ace309 Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) Pinned, because I CAN~! muahahahahahahaha Tom sucks, because I CAN DO THAT TOO OMG. - Jesus. Edited November 17, 2004 by Chuck Woolery
Guest Suicide King Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) Ah man, I've missed this. This is always the best part of getting new mods. Also, I love teh caacko. Edited November 17, 2004 by Ace309
janusd Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Though I have 'retired,' I remain on board the staff as Secretary of the Elite and I am the evil puppetmaster secretly pulling the strings of Mike as he masquerades as your 'leader' in his false, cloistered rule. As always, Kibagami is still the Minister of War, Undersecretary of the Elite and Commissioner of the Secret Police. I believe King also remains as Secretary of the Inner Sanctum and High Admiral of Mike's fleet of bathtub toys. Janus is aide to the Secretary of the Elite, and Strangler has actually been promoted to Senior Vice President in Charge of Sanitation and General Floor Mopping Duties. And what the shit is with Judge and Tom getting on Mike's CC? This is just making my personnel decisions look fabulous. Yeesh. -Z Nothing quite like job security.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Why are you not as good as the Kliq. SERVE TAKE IT
Guest Fire and Knives Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 *terminates Edwin with extreme prejudice* *is elite* *hookers and blow* K.
TheBostonStrangler Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 So, we're at 10 replies, no one from the active roster has posted here, and nothing has been clarified. I'd have to chalk this up as a giant success, a step on the road to a totalitarian regime, and perhaps the third-best use of words behind the "STOP" sign and War and Peace.
Ace309 Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Posted November 17, 2004 Muzz is active, you ass. Get off my lawn.
Golgo 13 Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Hey. Feel free to push me to the moon.
Vasarian_Brandy Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 (edited) (Walks in to all the back-and-forth goings-on) ... The fuck? (Walks back out) (Glares at the retiree he marked out for) The fuck? Again? And no... I do NOT love the cock. Except my own. Edited November 17, 2004 by Vasarian_Brandy
Dace59 Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 *marks for the use of the phrase "loves the cock" and plans his return for that reason alone*
Toxxic Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 *marks for Dace's return and loves his cock* Yeah, I DARE you to come back now, bitch.
Dace59 Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Well, set me up an angle and I'm all ears. I'll be damned if I'm not gonna be a politicing sod with a low workload when I first return. I pity the people who move into this corridor next year. The words "Loves The Cock" are written down the wall in 8 foot letter in uv pen.
Guest Suicide King Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Genius. The cock just hasn't been getting the love it should of late.
Toxxic Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Yeah, here's an angle - you come back as my bitch in Rev-0 On a serious note - if you want to set something up, I'm all ears. Except for the bit of me that is cock.
Ace309 Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Posted November 17, 2004 Genius. The cock just hasn't been getting the love it should of late. Listen, I know you've got a big ego, but there's no need to turn this into a thread about your love life.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 I remember when Thoth tried to link that picture from SomethingAwful. Cock indeed.
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 (edited) (Walks in to all the back-and-forth goings-on) ... The fuck? (Walks back out) (Glares at the retiree he marked out for) The fuck? Again? And no... I do NOT love the cock. Except my own. You have a cock? ::shakes fist at Mike:: Stop trying to flaunt your cock. Edited November 18, 2004 by The Satanic Angel
Guest Suicide King Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 Listen, I know you've got a big ego, but there's no need to turn this into a thread about your love life. This from the man who invented Mr. Bukkake?
Ace309 Posted November 18, 2004 Author Report Posted November 18, 2004 I didn't invent him. He had always existed, deep in the recesses of all of our minds... in the collective unconscious, as it were. I merely grafted a Japanese sex practice onto Mr. Galatea and brought him to life.
Guest Suicide King Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 I can't help but think that grafting anything on to Galatea is a bad idea.
Ced Posted December 14, 2004 Report Posted December 14, 2004 I remember when Thoth tried to link that picture from SomethingAwful. Cock indeed. We love the Dreamcast, but not as much as we love the cock. *gets ushered back into his retirement home room and is promptly shot to death*
Ace309 Posted December 14, 2004 Author Report Posted December 14, 2004 Ced, you're not retired. Why, just last week you hit a plancha on a bunch of tag team wrestlers to "gain control of the match."
Toxxic Posted December 14, 2004 Report Posted December 14, 2004 It says something for the awesomeness of Ced that the match still won.
Golgo 13 Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 On a more serious note... While the CFC booking couldn't be helped, with the exception of the Manson-Kibagami abortion at Ashes to Ashes, why hasn't Manson had a match against even one face since turning heel? He's fought absolutely nothing but other heels. I figured this would right itself after the CFC, but nope, it continues...
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