Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1, LIVE FROM THE PALACE AT AUBURN HILLS IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN! (5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Ace309 Due to the Thanksgiving holidays, there will be no Storm for this week! Non-Americans everywhere will scratch their heads and wonder why we're all celebrating the persecution of Indians, but they'll be thankful that they're getting nine days to rest up before the EPIC encounters at what's sure to be the biggest Lockdown in recent history! Without further ado... the card! MAIN EVENT COLD FRONT CLASSIC SEMIFINAL/ICTV TITLE BOUT SECRET SANTA MATCH #1 Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. #5 "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) -> Finally, after weeks upon weeks of waiting, "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins gets a chance to cash in on his ICTV Championship shot. He won this a while back in a tag team title match with "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez, but never were the stars aligned so that Jenkins could cash in. The stars of these two men collided, however, when Maddix scored a victory over Christian Fury and Jenkins, ironically enough, scored a victory over Cortez, sending both men to the semifinals of the Cold Front Classic tournament. The Intercontinental-Television Championship and a berth in the finals of the Cold Front Classic are at stake in this match, and you know both men are going to be psyched! Rules: A SECRET! Jenkins and Maddix will both be getting PMs about the stip for this match -- everyone else will just be left to wonder! Word Limit: 7000 Marker: Ace309 COLD FRONT CLASSIC SEMIFINAL SECRET SANTA MATCH #2 "The Icon" Max King v. #3 Sacred -> And in the first semifinal of the evening, we see "The Icon" Max King, fresh off a win over David Cross, taking on Sacred, coming off of a big win over Manson. Rules: A SECRET! King and Sacred will both be getting PMs about the stip for this match -- everyone else will just be left to wonder! Word Limit: 7000 Marker: Powerplay FANS BRING THE WEAPONS SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Christian Fury (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Sean Davis -> So how many of you watched the Pacers/Pistons Friday night? God knows I did, and man, what a game, eh? Some of you will remember that the fans threw glorious quantities of beverage onto Pacer forward Ron Artest, causing the burly black man to go into the stands after said fan. Well, the SWF is making a stop in Detroit, and our burly black man, Sean Davis, is going to have to deal with fans with weapons too! Rules: No rules. Be creative, guys. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Chuck Woolery ELIMINATION SIX-MAN TAG David Cross (SWF Tag Team Champion) and Hollywood Boulevard? (Ghost and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Toxxic, Kaine and Austin Sly -> Yeah, so a bunch of guys at the office were saying "Dude, how can we possibly get Toxxic to lose a match?" And, well, this is what we came up with. David Cross is one-half of the Tag champions, but this match is loaded with potential tag contenders. On his team alone is one of the top-ranked SWF Tag Teams today... but who the hell is Ghost? Who cares? On Toxxic's side... haha, poor bastard... is the budding team of Kaine and Austin Sly, who are hoping to find some success in the tag ranks. Word is that there's going to be something big involving the tag division on Smarkdown, so this might be some good practice... Rules: Normal tags in-and-out, if you get pinned, submit, or are DQed you're eliminated. Last team to have at least one man eligible for competition wins. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: Thoth Opening Promo: Austin Sly ALSO ON LOCKDOWN: A full nine days after having his World title hopes derailed by Toxxic, will Carnage have any comments on his status? Or will Frisco be doing all the talking for him? Plus, Toxxic will certainly have something to say about the possibility of an all-Revolution Zero final in the Cold Front Classic! Christian Fury and David Cross, while not defending them this show, have been coasting with the Tag belts recently, and there's at least one team that's none too happy about that! And will Ron Artest or Jermaine O'Neal show their faces in Detroit? It all goes down next Wednesday, on LOCKDOWN! Edited November 25, 2004 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 I deeply resent that you missed the oppertunity for a random tag match involving Jermaine O'Neal and Ron Artest. Come on! -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Mike booked it, ass. Get off my lawn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Hey, fuck you. If this is Mike's work, then that's even MORE inexcusable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Listen, I'm only backing down because I'm afraid you'll hit me with your tampon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 I had asked to go unbooked... erum... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 *schemes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 I would have asked to go unbooked if I'd had access to the boards. So, since Sly can't write and Jake possibly won't (PM me if I'm wrong, Jake)... I guess I'll be flying solo on this one. Cross etc - you have been warned. EDITED TO ADD: No Storm? So I get over a week to write 5500 words? And I don't even have Thanksgiving? Mike, i love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Sweet, a show off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 If none of the competitors in the six-man tag object, I'd gladly sub out Kaine and Sly for Artest and O'Neal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2004 No need for a sub on this end Mike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2004 Toxx, Jake, and everyone in the match, I shall be getting in touch with you within the next day about the match (oh, and Mike as well, as we need his approval for everything). If no one minds, I would also appreciate the opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 (edited) EDIT - Belay my last; I skimmed over the first post... Edited November 27, 2004 by Mr. S£im Citrus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 Oh, sure. COME ON! BE A MAN! STEP UP! WHAT?! WHAT?! YEAH, YOU BETTA WALK AWAY! ::sprints for dear life:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 ::trips Tom:: Sucker. ::runs for his own life:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 Oh, sure. COME ON! BE A MAN! STEP UP! WHAT?! WHAT?! YEAH, YOU BETTA WALK AWAY! ::sprints for dear life:: Eh? Oh, I just asked why there wasn't a Storm, not bothering to read through the first post in the thread until after I'd posted... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2004 Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 'Big man, nothing good can come from you thinking.' I AM Triple H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2004 FallToZero428: I'm gonna need an extension. TomIofIV: It's not December 1. FallToZero428: ... FallToZero428: holy shit FallToZero428: I thought it was due today. FallToZero428: Fantastic. IT'S NOT DUE TODAY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2004 I should start writing soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2004 You mean, you haven't started yet Muzz? I had my intro done at least a day ago... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2004 Don't make me get the Bus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Satanic Angel Report post Posted December 1, 2004 Now that house guests are gone, I too, can start my match. Hardcore Title win on a no show it looks like ... sounds familiar ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2004 Heh. Would have been so nice if Jake had actually written a single fucking thing. Ah well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 For once, my match is in early. A winnah is me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 We'll see about that, Malibu. Not my best product, certainly, but I haven't no-showed yet and I'm not starting now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 Well, I put my match in...close to 7,000 words. Course, I always think my matches are stinkers, so I'm always surprised when I win. ^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 So I finally sign on EXTRA early to make sure that I mark on time this time around... and I'm not marking. Grrr. Well, good luck to everyone anyway. Grrr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
