AndrewTS Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 RT-News writes: "The Los Angeles Times has an article on how Michael Moore, the controversial director of "Fahrenheit 9/11" and "Bowling for Columbine," is spending his time after the November election – chopping logs and catching up on sleep. He's still bummed that Bush has won the election, but offers a way for the Democrats to win the next election. "The way to win is to run someone people are familiar with, and trust: Tom Hanks, Paul Newman, Martin Sheen," the Times quoted. Even though he's laying low for now, it won't be long before we hear from him again." From: Rotten-Tomatoes.com
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 In other words, he's sulking.
AndrewTS Posted November 25, 2004 Author Report Posted November 25, 2004 In other words, he's sulking. Yup, probably getting ready for a six-day Thanksgiving binge. Those logs they're referring to are probably peanut brittle.
KingPK Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Oh man, he'll be consuming enough triptophan to put a herd of elephants out for a week.
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 I can't see Michael Moore chopping wood.
Nevermortal Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 OH MY GOD A MICHAEL MOORE THREAD I WONDER WHAT RESPONSES THIS WILL BRING ABOUT
Slayer Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Chopping logs = slang for taking a shit
Nighthawk Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Fuck dat phat muthafucka. And by phat I mean fat.
Eclipse Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Man, why does Moore gotta be such a busta for...
starvenger Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Hey, as long as it's not Hillary...
teke184 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 This may be reading too much into it, but I think someone is mistakenly trying to create a Democrat version of Reagan without finding one who can make any damn sense politically. They're thinking that Reagan's status as an ex-actor is what got them elected and made them successful instead of his strong political philosophy and the fact that he was the governor of the nation's largest state for 8 years. Tom Hanks won't run because he still has a career. No one gives a shit about Paul Neuman anymore. Martin Sheen already has a backlash from speaking an unpopular point of view while playing the President on The West Wing. Robert Redford is the one actor who strikes me as being good politician material. However, he'd have no crossover appeal due to his blatant shilling for the Left over the years, his bitching about Bush winning, and his misuse of his Sundance channel to promote the Democratic agenda.
Boner Kawanger Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Hey, I'd vote for a Butch/Sundance ticket. The Hole-in-the-Wall Party in 2008! They get themselves in over their heads, they'll kick someone in the nuts. Or go out shooting. Either way's fine with me.
teke184 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Hey, I'd vote for a Butch/Sundance ticket. The Hole-in-the-Wall Party in 2008! They get themselves in over their heads, they'll kick someone in the nuts. Or go out shooting. Either way's fine with me. I'd pay to see the Bolivian army to take out Redford for real.
Vyce Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Oh man, he'll be consuming enough triptophan to put a herd of elephants out for a week. At this point, I have to figure his body has built an immunity to the stuff.
Guest Anglesault Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 I can't see Michael Moore chopping wood. It would require him to lift his arms over his head.
Boner Kawanger Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Hey, I'd vote for a Butch/Sundance ticket. The Hole-in-the-Wall Party in 2008! They get themselves in over their heads, they'll kick someone in the nuts. Or go out shooting. Either way's fine with me. I'd pay to see the Bolivian army to take out Redford for real. This may be the Post of the Year.
Guest JMA Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 You really have to wonder why Moore doesn't just get liposuction. After all, the guy has lots of money. Why would anyone choose to be fat if they could do something about it?
Lil' Bitch Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 What do you mean Moore didn't move to Canada?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Robert Redford is the one actor who strikes me as being good politician material. I think Richard Dryfuss would be another one, although I don't agree with Rob Redford being a good public figure. Maybe Mikey can make this into some sort of reality show: "Democrat Idol" or something...
teke184 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Robert Redford is the one actor who strikes me as being good politician material. I think Richard Dryfuss would be another one, although I don't agree with Rob Redford being a good public figure. Maybe Mikey can make this into some sort of reality show: "Democrat Idol" or something... I feel that Redford has the tools to pull it off, although his public image is to the point where he can't get any crossover votes as he's severely pissed off a lot of Republicans.
SuperJerk Posted November 29, 2004 Report Posted November 29, 2004 Michael Moore doesn't get a say in what the Democrats should do next. Fuck what he thinks.
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 29, 2004 Report Posted November 29, 2004 I can't see Michael Moore chopping wood. It would require him to lift his arms over his head. Please stop. If Moore got liposuction, he'd probably look worse than he already does.
Betty Houle Posted November 29, 2004 Report Posted November 29, 2004 Moore is fat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
BUTT Posted November 30, 2004 Report Posted November 30, 2004 Holy crap, he's on Leno right now, and he's clean shaven and wearing a suit. He looks like a cross between Peter Griffin and WCW-era Jim Ross.
CBright7831 Posted November 30, 2004 Report Posted November 30, 2004 Holy crap, he's on Leno right now, and he's clean shaven and wearing a suit. He looks like a cross between Peter Griffin and WCW-era Jim Ross. I was about to say that.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 30, 2004 Report Posted November 30, 2004 What are they talking about? And does he have any turkey beaks stuck in-between his teeth?...
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