The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2006 Okay, I can't keep up the charade any longer. I don't think Aeroplane . . . is as good as everyone says. Songwriting be damned, it sounds like it was all done on a single mic from Radio Shack, and the whole Elephant 6 thing of using saws and trumpets because they can gets tired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 For some reason, I thought of replacing the N word in Rap songs with the word "Panda" Here's part A of "The Panda Project", the Pandaization of "Cowards in Compton" (The classic by Luke) Intro: Luke UH! Yo fuck ass pandas let me tell y'all one thing right now I just don't give a fuck! I'ma let pandas just RIP y'all motherfuckin' throwdown y'all gay ass motherfuckers! Snoop ass hoe ass dog ass panda! Dre you ain't nothin' but my bitch I'ma make you my bitch! You look like you could suck a panda' dick hoe ass motherfucker!! Verse 1: JT Money I know pandas ain't tryin' to diss comin' with that wack shit Keep tryin' to front, get your motherfuckin' back split And yo' ass kicked! Your shit is drastic! Run up on my panda, get your punk ass blasted! Real pandas don't talk that gay shit Talk about, let another panda suck ya dick Only punks talk like that I won't even bust ya; I'll slap you with my gat! Frontin' like a gangsta, but you's a faggot See if you can act it, but you can't back it A panda like me won't play wit' ya I'ma BUCK BUCK BUCK when I get ya! Fuck it, I'm Goin' All Out Step on Death Row and spray up ya house, panda! Dumb motherfucker tryin' to talk bad Fuck around, get a missile launched in yo' ass And for your homies talkin' fly shit, If we was locked up together I'd have made 'em MY bitches! 'Cause I know y'all pranksters Y'all pandas still Fakin' Like Gangsters! Fuck y'all!! Verse 2: Clayvosie It's about time for me to tear the roof off the motherfucker I grab the gat to make you fuck-pandas run for cover You can fool a groupie, but you can't fool a gangsta 1985, you used to be a fuckin' prankster Down with (?) and the World Wreckin' Cru Turnin' off the lights and dressin' like bitches too Every panda on Death Row must be a joke I put a level to the chair and watch you pandas smoke Real pandas don't follow punks down here I guess your panda Snoopie Dogg must be a queer So who the fuck you gonna blast here in Miami? Fuck with me and I'll kill your whol' family! And I do mean hoe', you think I'm playin', son? I got my glock to your head, now where you gonna run? Before you diss my panda Luke, you better think twice I'll pull a trigger, panda, and turn off your life! Luke: Yeah, fuck-ass panda, you just don't know! A panda know about yo' motherfuckin' ass with them "Turn Off the Lights" days! panda, when you was sittin' on them album covers with the motherfuckin' lip gloss, and them sequins outfits on, panda, I know what a panda want you to do right now! panda, you know what I want you to do for me right now? I want you to just, *music stops* Take off that g-string, ba-by, 'Cause you know you look real cra-zy, And you gon' be my hoe - maybe - I just don't like this panda. Yo, Mike Fresh, let's just take these fuck-pandas' beat!! *The opening of the instrumental track from "Fuck Wit Dre Day"* Yeah, this is how we do, we take fuck-pandas' beat! Yo, better yet, fuck that shit, my panda, fuck that shit! *The record needle is dragged off* Yo, my panda, bring the real shit in! Get that ol' coochie shit outta here!! *The "Cowards" track comes back on* Verse 3: JT Money Verse two, motherfucker, I still hit you with the ill shit Fuck with my panda and yo' ass'll get killed quick Pussy panda, you ain't shit!! Did a whole album of other pandas pullin' your dick I'll wreck your whole staff Bust shots at they ass, you pandas can't last! So don't try to flip the script, money grip Got a tech on my hip, plus I'm in the mood to trip And I'll take your 4-4 Take a walk down Death Row, them pandas get Petrol 'Cause that shit ain't nothin' but soft-town Play bad, get knocked the fuck off, clown I'll be on the D.L. scopin' Catch you slippin', leave your motherfuckin' chest open That panda changed gears like a 10-speed Last album, that panda was against weed Now he's mister Chronic-man Get high, panda, try to play bionic man Act like you wanna be tough And we gon' see who'll really get fucked, ya fuck!! Luke: Yeah, fuck-ass panda, lemme tell you somethin'! What you gon' be? You gon' be a real panda or you gon' be a flaunt, panda? You gon' be on weed, or you ain't gon' be on weed? You gon' be a bruise next year! Aaight, what you gon' be on this motherfuckin' year? Let me tell you somethin' 'bout a panda, right? All real pandas - I mean, you lookin' at a real panda, panda, now lemme tell you somethin', have you ever got head on stage, then? I'll get head from yo' motherfuckin' hoe on stage! You let the bitch be in the audience, 'cause I'ma take that pussy! You a pussy-ass, cock-ass panda! Lemme tell you somethin'! Cowards in Compton get sprayed in Dade! Cowards in Compton get sprayed in Dade, pussy!! Cowards in Compton get sprayed in motherfuckin' Dade!! You hoe-ass panda, you my bitch, bitch!! JT (in the manner of Dre): HELL yeah! Announcer (talking rapidly): Luke Records would like to acknowledge that all references made in the previous work towards homosexuals is not reflecting anti-homosexual position on our part. Our problem was just homosexuals by the name of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg I consider that an early success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 I love it like Prince Paul loves the cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 When I listen to rap, I think it's terrible. Then I read the lyrics, and I think it's really terrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 (edited) the best rap lyrics nowadays are far better than the best rock lyrics, if you're looking for inventiveness and use of language. and especially imagery. Edited January 5, 2006 by godthedog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 Okay, I can't keep up the charade any longer. I don't think Aeroplane . . . is as good as everyone says. Songwriting be damned, it sounds like it was all done on a single mic from Radio Shack, and the whole Elephant 6 thing of using saws and trumpets because they can gets tired. i don't like it either. at all. but i have very inconsistant & irrational musical tastes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2006 I love it, but I have very consistent and rational musical tastes. I got the Beta Band's The Three E.P.'s for Christmas. I think I like it quite a bit, but I can't yet listen to it all the way through. It's much more ambient than I expected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 So I'm in love with Wilco now after Being There. What's another good album to cheq out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 Keep going forward. Summerteeth and Yankee Hotel Foxtrot are both gangbusters and ought to be in everybody's collections. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry Spencer 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 What he said. In addition, I like A Ghost Is Born a good deal more than most people seem to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 More like A Ghost is Boring am I rite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 Still, the songs from A Ghost is Born came off much better live. I haven't checked out that new live album of theirs—nor will I probably ever—but, from what I've read, it's a solid document of their tour from earlier this year. (On said tour I saw them, but not at the dates recorded for Kicking Television.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 What he said. In addition, I like A Ghost Is Born a good deal more than most people seem to. me too, regardless of their mindless & mostly illadvised doped up tweedy electro-jamsessions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 in an effort to remain hip on 2005 music, i downloaded several of the albums from pitchforks top 50 list. the only one worth a damn as the hold steady album - which is pretty interesting. even if its talking. there's a certain unsophistication about it that really gets to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 What else did you try? As soon as I get back up to school I'm going on a file-sharing binge through a few of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 I really am starting to like Luke Haines (Auteurs, Black Box Recorder) but I think it's cos he balances the strings and lead guitar perfectly, not cos he's as great a songwriter as he's cracked up to be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 What else did you try? As soon as I get back up to school I'm going on a file-sharing binge through a few of those. spoon, sam prekop, dearhoof had tried to devandra & cam'ron earlier, didn't like neither. i had several albums before hand which i liked, such as wolf parade (no thanks to pitchfork!) and silver jews (at inc's behest). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 Only just got into Broken Social Scene. Good album, very different to YFIIP. Over-produced, but the more beat edged tracks are cool. Also, listened to Takk properly for the first time over the holidays. It's good, but it doesn't engage me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2006 Just heard a good joke on the radio. Did you hear the new one about Peter Townsend? Neither did he. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anorak 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2006 The Who? The What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2006 Am I a sad person for enjoying Madonna's "Hung Up"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2006 Am I a sad person for enjoying Madonna's "Hung Up"? i dont reckon so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2006 A gay person, maybe. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Decemberists 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2006 Morrissey's UK tour is thus, 18/4 - Salford Lowry 19/4 - Llandudno Nw Theatre 20/4 - Leeds Town Hall 22/4 - Aberdeen Music Hall 23/4 - Stirling Albert Halls 25/4 - Dundee Caird Hall 26/4 - Greenock Town Hall 27/4 - Glasgow Academy 29/4 - Whitehaven Civic 30/4 - Gateshead Sage 3/5 - Sheffield City Hall 4/5 - Grimsby Auditorium 6/5 - Manchester Apollo 7/5 - Manchester Opera House 8/5 - Manchester Bridgewater 10/5 - Halifax Victoria Hall 11/5 - Blackburn King Georges 12/5 - Liverpool Philharmonic 14/5 - London Palladium 15/5 - Cardiff St Davids 17/5 - Reading Hexagon 19/5 - Portsmouth Guildhall 20/5 - Birmingham Symphony Hall 21/5 - London Palladium 23/5 - Truro Hall For Cornwall 24/5 - Cheltenham Town Hall 25/5 - Oxford New Theatre 27/5 - Kings Lynn Corn Exchange 28/5 - London Palladium Apart from tickets for the Palladium gigs which go sale on Friday, tickets for every other gig go on sale on the 27th which is so fucking annoying. Not only will it be chaos trying to get any, it also makes it fucking hard to try and go to multiple gigs. I *have* to go to all four Manchester ones so they'll be the one's I go for first, and I could be on the guestlist for the Scotland ones so hopefully I won't spend time getting any of them, but trying to get to some other tickets will be hard And of course I've still not paid up my debts from the 2004 tour... God, I need to get a life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2006 Somebody sang a Cannibal Corpse song on American Idol last night, but I don't know which one. Funny, cause I said somebody should do that a long time ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2006 Going to several Morrissey shows is a far more interesting life then most people lead... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Monday, 3/13/06 9:00PM @ Sokol Underground(omaha) GHOSTFACE KILLAH w/ M-1 of Dead Prez TICKETS: $20 - AVAILABLE SOON Who's going?!?!?! If it was all of Dead Prez, i would probably go, but i think they hate white people, so i don't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 I love it, but I have very consistent and rational musical tastes. I got the Beta Band's The Three E.P.'s for Christmas. I think I like it quite a bit, but I can't yet listen to it all the way through. It's much more ambient than I expected. You ain't kidding. It flows nicely once you can make it all the way through, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2006 Horrorpunk is my new favorite style of music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zarock Report post Posted January 20, 2006 The only (good) horrorpunk bands I know of are Balzac, The Misfits, and Blitzkid. Are there any other ones that I've just managed to miss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
