Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN, MONDAY, DECEMBER 6, LIVE FROM THE MEADOWLANDS! (5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Chuck Woolery The SWF rocks the Meadowlands as the Christmas Pay-Per-View draws nearer! Will the name be revealed? Probably not, but high-placed sources are betting on Chanukkah Chavoc! Landon Maddix and Sacred have the night off, giving them time to rest up for their big 2-out-of-three-falls tournament final next week! In their stead, the World Tag Team Champions will defend in a talent-packed match, the irresistible force meets the immovable object, and more! MAIN EVENT - TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Team ANGER (Christian Fury and David Cross) © vs. Hollywood Boulevard (Todd Cortez and Ghost) vs. Revolution Zero (Sean Davis and Toxxic) -> The Tag Team Champions face off against the ever-dangerous Hollywood Boulevard. Toxxic gets the chance to become one of the few men ever to hold the two top titles in the Federation at the same time. Can Team ANGER hold on? Rules: Standard. First elimination wins, unless a wrestler is counted out or disqualified in which case his team is eliminated and the other two will continue. Word Limit: 6500 Marker: Chuck Woolery BATTLE OF THE BEHEMOTHS Carnage vs. "The Icon" Max King -> King comes off a tough loss to Sacred, while Carnage is still smarting from a loss to Toxxic. Both men show potential, though... the Russian amateur savant descended slowly into madness takes on the Superior Talent in a match sure to please everyone but Frisco and Kelly! Rules: Standard. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: 5_moves_of_doom OBLIGATORY HARDCORE MATCH FEATURING DANNY DAGDA Danny Dagda vs. Manson -> Manson, once again on the verge of breaking out, gets a chance to impress the bookers... but will Scott Hall's evil twin spoil it? He's testing through the roof with the teenagers. Rules: None. Word Limit: 4500 Marker: Dace59 CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins © vs. Kaine -> Let's fire the crowd up by opening with Kaine cashing in his Cruiserweight Title shot! Rules: 20-count on the outside, and a throw over the top rope is disqualifiable. Otherwise, standard. Word Limit: 4500 Marker: Ace309 Opening Promo: Toxxic Edited December 5, 2004 by Ace309 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 Yes I am marking. Mwahahahaha. But even being the lazy Uni student I am, I'm still a Brit, so there will be NO exstentions for this. So bare in mind I'm 5 hours ahead. In other news, good luck people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 *thanks the sweet Lord above that Dace isn't marking his match* The moment Dace starts marking main events, you all KNOW my run as champ is over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 Why's that? You don't have dirty picture of him with which to blackmail? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 No, i do. Dace just has no shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 Ah, at least you dont have the videos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 Well, I have my two promos done already. And they're good. *smug grin* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 The tag match - is it three men in the ring at once with tag ropes and one neutral corner, or tornado tag? I know it SAYS standard rules, I just like to make sure... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 I'll step in and say two men, tag anyone. And while I'm here, I'll also amend the rules so that pinning your partner doesn't win you the match, it just eliminates your team and subjects you to being pantsed in the ring by Ebony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 Thanks Taamo. Clarification is sehr gut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Dace Night is my marker for a hardcore match? Fuckin' right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Yeah, it was a brilliant move in which I "catered" to everyone's "strengths" by assigning "Dace" as your "marker." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 *Slides Tom fifty bucks and walks away whlistling* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 *walks away whlistling* Whlistling is illegal in five states, I'll have you know. *runs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 *walks away whlistling* Whlistling is illegal in five states, I'll have you know. *runs* *runs in and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES Toxxic out of his boots* *high fives Dace* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 *High fives back and w00ts* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Just as a note, I'd expect at least a promo each from Landon and Sacred about their upcoming tournament final. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 Just as a note, I'd expect at least a promo each from Landon and Sacred about their upcoming tournament final. Well, I have my two promos done already. And they're good. *smug grin* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 Haha! Bet YOU feel stupid, Mike! What a jerk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 Just as a note, I'd expect at least a promo each from Landon and Sacred about their upcoming tournament final. Well, I have my two promos done already. And they're good. *smug grin* *sells the Gore* And where in that post did you say that either of your promos was about the tournament final, Landon? You could be promoing about the War on Terror, for all we know. *goes back to selling the Gore* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2004 Yeah... and, I knew that, I was just saying it for Sacred's benefit. You guys are dicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2004 Yeah... and, I knew that, I was just saying it for Sacred's benefit. You guys are dicks. Well *I* appreciated it, boss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2004 Yeah... and, I knew that, I was just saying it for Sacred's benefit. You guys are dicks. And I knew you knew. I just wanted to gloat again at actually finishing something early for once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2004 I just wanted to gloat again at actually finishing something early for once. *steals his early-writing powers back from Maddix* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2004 I'm calling opening promo, since no-one else has it yet and I'm an attention whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2004 Right, I'm going out for the evening with, "da boyz", as it where. If no one hears a sign from me when I get back, it's a DNS. Because I'll be back a bit after the deadline and I am not waiting up for anything. But in other news, I live in hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2004 I thought you lived in England. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2004 He does. He means he'll be back a bit after 2am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2004 Well, turned in my match. 5,467 words. Here's hoping that's enough to take down Carnage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2004 Done and done. Roughly 4k. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
