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The games at New Orleans and St. Louis were off the board, so I made my own spreads for those two games. There will be different deadlines for the Friday/Sat/Sun-Mon games. Let's say, oh, 11 a.m. on each day. I'll have the head-to-head scoresheet up when I get home from work today...

 

Green Bay at Minnesota 3.5 (34-31)

Oakland at Kansas City 7.5 (30-31)

4.5 Denver at Tennessee (37-16)

5.5 Atlanta at New Orleans (13-26)

Baltimore at Pittsburgh 5.5 (20-7)

Carolina at Tampa Bay 2.5 37-20

Chicago at Detroit 6.5 (13-19)

Houston at Jacksonville 7.5 (21-0)

N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati 6.5 (22-23)

San Diego at Indianapolis 6.5 (31-34)

11.5 Buffalo at San Francisco (41-7)

New England at N.Y. Jets 2.5 (23-7)

Arizona at Seattle 7.5 (21-24)

2.5 Washington at Dallas 10-13

Cleveland at Miami 7.5 (7-10)

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis (7-20)

 

Green Bay (Vitamin X 10-4) at Minnesota (La Parka Marka 7-7)

GB: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/27 (pm)

MIN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/CLE/STL/ :angry:

DIFF: CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, IND/SD, DAL/WAS, PHI/STL

 

Oakland (The Bitch 7-7) at Kansas City (No Good Nick 5-9)

OAK: MIN/OAK/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/27

KC: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/TB/DET/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/33

DIFF: OAK/KC, PIT/BAL, CAR/TB, CHI/DET, NE/NYJ, DAL/WAS, 27/33

 

Denver (Canadian Chris 8-6) at Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 8-6) GAME OF THE WEEK

DEN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/STL/31 (pm)

TEN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/31

DIFF: PIT/BAL, CIN/NYG, NYJ/NE, STL/PHI, 31/31

 

Atlanta (Lightning Flik 11-3) at New Orleans (Flyboy 8-6)

ATL: GB/OAK/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/35 (pm)

NO: MIN/KC/DEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (pm)

DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, ATL/NO, PIT/BAL, CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, CIN/NYG, SD/IND, DAL/WAS

 

Baltimore (Dr. Tom 7-7) at Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 7-7)

BAL: GB/KC/TEN/ATL/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/23*

PIT: GB/KC/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/STL/21

DIFF: TEN/DEN, ATL/NO, BAL/PIT, CIN/NYG, BUF/SF, SEA/AZ, WAS/DAL

*Tom's picks can be read in his weekly TSM NFL column

 

Carolina (Fazzle 3-10-1) at Tampa Bay (Starvenger 6-8)

CAR: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/27

TB: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/19

DIFF: JAX/HOU, NYG/CIN, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, SEA/AZ, MIA/CLE

 

Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 7-7) at Detroit (Bravesfan 8-6)

CHI: MIN/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/25*

DET: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/25

DIFF: DEN/TEN, ATL/NO, PIT/BAL, IND/SD, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, DAL/WAS, CLE/MIA, 25/25

* Agent of Obivion PM'd me his PHI/STL pick

 

Houston (Bored 9-5) at Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 4-10)

HOU: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/17

JAX: MIN/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/24 (pm)

DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, NO/ATL, CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, NYG/CIN, SF/BUF, AZ/SEA, 14/24

 

N.Y. Giants (Cartman 8-6) at Cincinnati (Swift Terror 7-7)

NYG: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/20

CIN: XXX/XX/XX/ATL/BAL/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (ep)

DIFF: PIT/BAL, DET/CHI, IND/SD, SF/BUF, AZ/SEA, DAL/WAS

 

San Diego (Slasher Flick 7-7) at Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 7-7)

SD: XX/XXX/XXX/NO/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/17 (ep)

IND: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/STL/24

DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, NO/ATL, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, SEA/AZ, DAL/WAS, 17/24

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 8-6) at San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 8-6)

BUF: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/CLE/STL/27

SF: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/19

DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, DEN/TEN, NO/ATL, CAR/TB, AZ/SEA, WAS/DAL, CLE/MIA, STL/PHI

 

New England (nl5xsk1 7-7) at N.Y. Jets (Gert T 5-9)

NE: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/BAL/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/31

NYJ: GB/OAK/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/13

DIFF: NO/ATL, BAL/PIT, CHI/DET, NYG/CIN, WAS/DAL

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne 9-5) at Seattle (Mr. Rant 7-7)

AZ: MIN/KC/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/22 (pm)

SEA: X/X/X/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NYJ/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (ep)

DIFF: DEN/X, NO/ATL, CAR/TB, NYG/CIN, NE/NYJ, DAL/WAS, STL/PHI, 22/28

 

Washington (Human Fly 3-11) at Dallas (BX 6-8)

WAS: XX/XX/XX/NO/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/17 (ep)

DAL: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NE/SEA/DAL/CLE/PHI/24

DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, NO/ATL, TB/CAR, NYJ/NE, MIA/CLE, STL/PHI, 17/24

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack 8-6) at Miami (Spaceman Spiff 4-10)

CLE: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/14 (pm)

MIA: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/SD/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/27

DIFF: NO/ATL, IND/SD, 14/27

 

Philadelphia (MD 2020 5-9) at St. Louis (Cerebus 316 8-5-1)

PHI: XX/XX/XXX/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NYJ/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/24 (ep)

STL: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/14

DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, TB/CAR, NYJ/NE, 24/14

Guest Cerebus
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Green Bay

Kansas City

Denver

Atlanta

Pittsburgh

Carolina

Detroit

Jacksonville

Cincinnati

Indianapolis

Buffalo

New England

Seattle

Washington

Miami

Philadelphia

 

St. Louis scores 14 points.

 

And I also absolve myself for responsibility for any losses this week since Mrs. Aardvark made the picks.

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Green Bay at Minnesota 3.5

Oakland at Kansas City 7.5

4.5 Denver at Tennessee

5.5 Atlanta at New Orleans

Baltimore at Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina at Tampa Bay 2.5

Chicago at Detroit 6.5

Houston at Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati 6.5

San Diego at Indianapolis 6.5

11.5 Buffalo at San Francisco

New England at N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona at Seattle 7.5

2.5 Washington at Dallas

Cleveland at Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis

 

Colts - 24

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

Oakland 27

 

Minnesota 3.5

Oakland

Tennessee

New Orleans

Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina

Chicago

Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants

San Diego

11.5 Buffalo

New England

Arizona

Dallas

Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia

Posted

Minnesota

 

Minnesota - I doubt it, but I will always pick Minnesota! Because I'm a giant homer.

Kansas City

Tennessee

New Orleans

Baltimore

Carolina

Detroit

Jacksonville

Cincinnati

San Diego

Buffalo

New England

Arizona

Washington

Cleveland

St Louis

Posted

Minnesota 3.5

Kansas City 7.5

Tennessee

New Orleans

Baltimore

Tampa Bay

Detroit 6.5

Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants

San Diego

11.5 Buffalo

N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona

2.5 Washington

Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia

 

KC 33

Posted

Pats ... tiebreaker: 31

 

Green Bay

Oakland

Denver

New Orleans

Baltimore

Carolina

Chicago

Jacksonville

N.Y. Giants

Indianapolis

Buffalo

New England

Seattle

Washington

Miami

Philadelphia

Posted

Now then, this is the week I seal the deal on being the top ranked team throughout the season.

 

Of course, I know I'm gonna get knocked out of the first round of the playoffs, but dammit. I'm enjoying my ass kicking season I've been having.

Posted

Texans - 17 points

 

Green Bay

Oakland

Denver

New Orleans

Pittsburgh

Carolina

Chicago

Houston

N.Y. Giants

Indianapolis

San Francisco

New England

Arizona

Washington

Miami

Philadelphia

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Bears-25

 

Minnesota 3.5

Kansas City 7.5

4.5 Denver

5.5 Atlanta

Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina

Detroit 6.5

Jacksonville 7.5

Cincinnati 6.5

Indianapolis 6.5

San Francisco

N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona

Dallas

Cleveland

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis

Posted

Miami - 27

 

Green Bay at Minnesota 3.5

Oakland at Kansas City 7.5

4.5 Denver at Tennessee

5.5 Atlanta at New Orleans

Baltimore at Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina at Tampa Bay 2.5

Chicago at Detroit 6.5

Houston at Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati 6.5

San Diego at Indianapolis 6.5

11.5 Buffalo at San Francisco

New England at N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona at Seattle 7.5

2.5 Washington at Dallas

Cleveland at Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis

Posted

Green Bay at Minnesota 3.5

Oakland at Kansas City 7.5

4.5 Denver at Tennessee

5.5 Atlanta at New Orleans

Baltimore at Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina at Tampa Bay 2.5

Chicago at Detroit 6.5

Houston at Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati 6.5

San Diego at Indianapolis 6.5

11.5 Buffalo at San Francisco

New England at N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona at Seattle 7.5

2.5 Washington at Dallas

Cleveland at Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis

 

NY Jets 13 points

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Green Bay at Minnesota 3.5

Oakland at Kansas City 7.5

4.5 Denver at Tennessee

5.5 Atlanta at New Orleans

Baltimore at Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina at Tampa Bay 2.5

Chicago at Detroit 6.5

Houston at Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati 6.5

San Diego at Indianapolis 6.5

11.5 Buffalo at San Francisco

New England at N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona at Seattle 7.5

2.5 Washington at Dallas

Cleveland at Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis

 

Dallas scores 24

Posted

Tampa picks

 

Green Bay at Minnesota 3.5

Oakland at Kansas City 7.5

4.5 Denver at Tennessee

5.5 Atlanta at New Orleans

Baltimore at Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina at Tampa Bay 2.5

Chicago at Detroit 6.5

Houston at Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati 6.5

San Diego at Indianapolis 6.5

11.5 Buffalo at San Francisco

New England at N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona at Seattle 7.5

2.5 Washington at Dallas

Cleveland at Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis

 

TB - 19

Posted

49ers - 19

 

Green Bay at Minnesota 3.5

Oakland at Kansas City 7.5

4.5 Denver at Tennessee

5.5 Atlanta at New Orleans

Baltimore at Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina at Tampa Bay 2.5

Chicago at Detroit 6.5

Houston at Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati 6.5

San Diego at Indianapolis 6.5

11.5 Buffalo at San Francisco

New England at N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona at Seattle 7.5

2.5 Washington at Dallas

Cleveland at Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis

Posted

Steelers -- 21

 

Green Bay at Minnesota 3.5

Oakland at Kansas City 7.5

4.5 Denver at Tennessee

5.5 Atlanta at New Orleans

Baltimore at Pittsburgh 5.5

Carolina at Tampa Bay 2.5

Chicago at Detroit 6.5

Houston at Jacksonville 7.5

N.Y. Giants at Cincinnati 6.5

San Diego at Indianapolis 6.5

11.5 Buffalo at San Francisco

New England at N.Y. Jets 2.5

Arizona at Seattle 7.5

2.5 Washington at Dallas

Cleveland at Miami 7.5

6.5 Philadelphia at St. Louis

Posted

Well, after narrowly losing to the top team last week, I've decided it's time for the return of the coin flip predictions!

 

Minnesota

Kansas City

Tennessee

Atlanta

Pittsburgh

Carolina

Detroit

Jacksonville

N.Y. Giants

Indianapolis

San Francisco

N.Y. Jets

Seattle

Dallas

Miami

Philadelphia

 

Carolina scores 27 points. The coin told me so. Really.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Shit, I need a Mike Martz team to cover to win the week?

 

Well, I'm dead.

Uh oh, Banky is coming on.

Posted

Green Bay (Vitamin X 11-4) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 7-8) 9-8

GB: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/27 (pm)

MIN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/CLE/STL/ mad.gif

DIFF: CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, IND/SD, DAL/WAS, PHI/STL

 

Oakland (The Bitch 8-7) d Kansas City (No Good Nick 5-10) 11-5

OAK: MIN/OAK/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/27

KC: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/TB/DET/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/33

DIFF: OAK/KC, PIT/BAL, CAR/TB, CHI/DET, NE/NYJ, DAL/WAS, 27/33

 

Denver (Canadian Chris 9-6) d Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 8-7) 7-7 + TB (31-37=6/31-16=15)

DEN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/STL/31 (pm)

TEN: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/31

DIFF: PIT/BAL, CIN/NYG, NYJ/NE, STL/PHI, 31/31

 

Atlanta (Lightning Flik 12-3) d New Orleans (Flyboy 8-7) 11-6

ATL: GB/OAK/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/SD/BUF/NYJ/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/35 (pm)

NO: MIN/KC/DEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NYJ/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (pm)

DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, ATL/NO, PIT/BAL, CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, CIN/NYG, SD/IND, DAL/WAS

 

Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 8-7) d Baltimore (Dr. Tom 7-8) 12-6

BAL: GB/KC/TEN/ATL/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/23*

PIT: GB/KC/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/STL/21

DIFF: TEN/DEN, ATL/NO, BAL/PIT, CIN/NYG, BUF/SF, SEA/AZ, WAS/DAL

*Tom's picks can be read in his weekly TSM NFL column

 

Tampa Bay (Starvenger 7-8) d Carolina (Fazzle 3-11-1) 8-3

CAR: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/27

TB: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/19

DIFF: JAX/HOU, NYG/CIN, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, SEA/AZ, MIA/CLE

 

Detroit (Bravesfan 9-6) d Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 7-8) 6-6 + TB (25-19=6/25-13=12)

CHI: MIN/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/AZ/DAL/CLE/PHI/25*

DET: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/BAL/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/SD/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/25

DIFF: DEN/TEN, ATL/NO, PIT/BAL, IND/SD, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, DAL/WAS, CLE/MIA, 25/25

* Agent of Obivion PM'd me his PHI/STL pick

 

Houston (Bored 10-5) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 4-11) 11-5

HOU: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/CHI/HOU/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/PHI/17

JAX: MIN/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/24 (pm)

DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, NO/ATL, CHI/DET, HOU/JAX, NYG/CIN, SF/BUF, AZ/SEA, 14/24

 

N.Y. Giants (Cartman 9-6) d Cincinnati (Swift Terror 7-8) 6-6 + TB (20-22=1/28-23=5)

NYG: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/20

CIN: XXX/XX/XX/ATL/BAL/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/SD/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (ep)

DIFF: PIT/BAL, DET/CHI, IND/SD, SF/BUF, AZ/SEA, DAL/WAS

 

Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 8-7) d San Diego (Slasher Flick 7-8) 7-4

SD: XX/XXX/XXX/NO/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/17 (ep)

IND: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/MIA/STL/24

DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, NO/ATL, SF/BUF, NYJ/NE, SEA/AZ, DAL/WAS, 17/24

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 9-6) d San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 8-7) 12-5

BUF: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/AZ/WAS/CLE/STL/27

SF: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/19

DIFF: GB/MIN, OAK/KC, DEN/TEN, NO/ATL, CAR/TB, AZ/SEA, WAS/DAL, CLE/MIA, STL/PHI

 

New England (nl5xsk1 8-7) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 5-10) 9-8

NE: GB/OAK/DEN/NO/BAL/CAR/CHI/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/31

NYJ: GB/OAK/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/PHI/13

DIFF: NO/ATL, BAL/PIT, CHI/DET, NYG/CIN, WAS/DAL

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne 10-5) d Seattle (Mr. Rant 7-8) 9-2

AZ: MIN/KC/DEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/22 (pm)

SEA: X/X/X/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NYJ/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/28 (ep)

DIFF: DEN/X, NO/ATL, CAR/TB, NYG/CIN, NE/NYJ, DAL/WAS, STL/PHI, 22/28

 

Dallas (BX 7-8) d Washington (Human Fly 3-12) 7-4

WAS: XX/XX/XX/NO/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NYJ/SEA/DAL/MIA/STL/17 (ep)

DAL: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/SF/NE/SEA/DAL/CLE/PHI/24

DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, NO/ATL, TB/CAR, NYJ/NE, MIA/CLE, STL/PHI, 17/24

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack 9-6) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 4-11) 7-7 + TB (14-7=7/27-10=17)

CLE: MIN/KC/TEN/NO/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/IND/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/14 (pm)

MIA: MIN/KC/TEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/HOU/CIN/SD/SF/NE/AZ/DAL/MIA/PHI/27

DIFF: NO/ATL, IND/SD, 14/27

 

St. Louis (Cerebus 316 9-5-1) d Philadelphia (MD 2020 5-10) 6-2

PHI: XX/XX/XXX/ATL/PIT/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NYJ/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/24 (ep)

STL: GB/KC/DEN/ATL/PIT/CAR/DET/JAX/CIN/IND/BUF/NE/SEA/WAS/MIA/PHI/14

DIFF: X/GB, X/DEN, TB/CAR, NYJ/NE, 24/14

 

AFC EAST

 

y=Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 9-6 <PF: 112, PA: 99, AFC: 7-4, NFC: 2-2, Div: 4-2>

 

New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 8-7 <PF: 116, PA: 117, AFC: 8-5, NFC: 0-2, Div: 5-1>

 

New York Jets (Gert T) 5-10 <PF: 111, PA: 116, AFC: 4-9, NFC: 1-1, Div: 2-4>

 

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-11 <PF: 113, PA: 118, AFC: 3-8, NFC: 1-3, Div: 3-3>

 

AFC NORTH

 

y=Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 9-6 <PF: 106, PA: 113, AFC:8-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2>

 

Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 8-7 <PF: 119, PA: 107, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-3>

 

Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 7-8 <PF: 114, PA: 113, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-3>

 

Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 7-8 <PF: 103, PA: 107, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-4>

 

AFC SOUTH

 

y=Houston Texans (Bored) 10-5 <PF: 117, PA: 110, AFC: 7-4, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2>

 

Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 8-7 <PF: 118, PA: 105, AFC: 8-4, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 5-2>

 

Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 8-7 <PF: 106, PA: 101, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 3-3>

 

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-11 <PF: 109, PA: 122, AFC: 3-8, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-5>

 

AFC WEST

 

y=Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 9-6 <PF: 112, PA: 112, AFC: 8-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 5-1>

 

Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 8-7 <PF: 117, PA: 110, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-2>

 

San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 7-8 <PF: 108, PA: 105, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-4>

 

Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 5-10 <PF: 104, PA: 114, AFC: 4-7, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-4>

 

NFC EAST

 

y=New York Giants (Cartman) 9-6 <PF: 108, PA: 110, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 5-0>

 

Dallas Cowboys (BX) 7-8 <PF: 118, PA: 113, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-7, DIV: 3-2>

 

Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-10 <PF: 102, PA: 117, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-9, DIV: 1-5>

 

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 3-12 <PF: 101, PA: 120, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 3-8 DIV: 2-4>

 

NFC NORTH

 

y=Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 11-4 <PF: 116, PA: 112, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 3-2>

 

x=Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 9-6 <PF: 114, PA: 111, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 8-4, DIV: 4-2>

 

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 7-8 <PF: 109, PA: 113, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 2-3>

 

Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 7-8 <PF: 112, PA: 110, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 2-4>

 

NFC SOUTH

 

y=Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 12-3 <PF: 116, PA: 102, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 9-2, DIV: 6-0>

 

New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 8-7 <PF: 115, PA: 126, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 2-3>

 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 7-8 <PF: 120, PA: 110, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 2-4>

 

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 3-11-1 <PF: 94, PA: 119, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-9-1, DIV: 1-4>

 

NFC WEST

 

y=Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 10-5 <PF: 118, PA: 104, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 3-3>

 

y=St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 9-5-1 <PF: 106, PA: 96, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-5-1, DIV: 4-2>

 

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 8-7 <PF: 109, PA: 122, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 3-3>

 

Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant's hippie EP's) 7-8 <PF: 106, PA: 115, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 1-5>

 

x=clinched playoff spot

y=clinched division

 

PLAYOFF PICTURE

 

NFC:

 

* New York Giants, Green Bay and Atlanta have won their divisions.

* Arizona and St. Louis are in the playoffs, but either one could still win their division.

* Detroit is in the playoffs because it holds the tie-breaker advantage over New Orleans and San Francisco. Because Detroit didn't play San Fran or New Orleans, which is the first level of regular-season tie-breakers between non-division opponents, the second level of tie-breakers is conference record. Detroit wins this with a 8-4 record. San Fran has a 7-5 record, and New Orleans has a 5-6 record.

 

AFC:

 

See my next post...

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Wow, the Rams actually came through. Who'da thunk it.

 

Now I can focus on getting that #1 seed. Incidentally, the tiebreaker order atop the AFC appears to be 1) CLE, 2) DEN, 3) BUF, 4) HOU.

They came through? The Eagles were playing their third stringers. You've barebacked your way to all these victories.

 

Bah. Bah I SAY

Posted
Wow, the Rams actually came through.  Who'da thunk it.

 

Now I can focus on getting that #1 seed.  Incidentally, the tiebreaker order atop the AFC appears to be 1) CLE, 2) DEN, 3) BUF, 4) HOU.

They came through? The Eagles were playing their third stringers.

The Eagles could've put the practice squad out there and I still wouldn't have been comfortable.

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