SmackDown! Spoilers

[Taker666 0]

Well, I was searching around for some SmackDown! Spoilers and...well, This is the best I can do, I got this from the PW forum so you can understand the quality of these spoilers. sorry. heres pretty much a taste on what went down tonight.....

 

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I just got back from SD. Here are some results:

 

Velocity:

Orlando Jordan Def. Matt Johnson (?) - the jobber is from Lafayette, so he got cheered pretty good.

 

Kenzo def. London

 

Chavo def. Kidman

 

Reigns/Jindrak def. Holly/Haas - I had my Holly sign and the camerea guy looked right at me with the camea, so watch for it.

 

Smackdown:

Almost a full house, very little tarped off area.

 

Cena def. Dupree

 

Angle has a challange, some guy who claimed to be from New Orleans. Relatively quick match.

 

JBL promo where he sayshe will pick who he defends out of a bowl... turns out tobe Shannon Moore. Squash isn't the word. Longcomes out and reveals that the bowl was filled withpapaers with Moores name. Soehe makes a RR match.... JBL vs. Angle...... vs. Show.

 

Funaki def. Spike. Yeah. I didn't pay much attention to this match b/c I had to rewrite my notes... some asshole spilled a coke on my note book.

 

RVD/Rey def. Booker/Eddie

There was a huge thing over who was gonna get the title shot. I knew it would be them since frommy seat I could see Eddies car behind the set. Good match, great comedy from Eddie by getting th belt, but debating it first. Then he put on top of Rey and laid down, looking like Rey has hit him. He was waving 'bye' to Rey, but the ref caught him... and all he did was lay back down! I doubt any of that will get on air.

 

I think that was the last match for SD.

 

After that was the dark match with Taker vs. JBL/Jordan. Takers entrance.... OH. MY, GOD. I was litereally shaking inside and out. If you'be never seenit live,there is no way to understand it. Heidy was in the ring, and talking trashto Taker. The lights went out and then the music started.... four druids came out pushinga casket. Taker came up on the Titantron saying that at RR he had Heidy's final resting place.... the casket was putringside... Heidy reached outand touched it... and the lid popped openand Taker was in it!! Awesome.

 

Pretty good casket match. They filmed it so it may end up on TV one day or on something else.

 

I really enjoyed myself. I swear I'm gonna dream about that casket popping open!

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So, from the little I can understand. JBL Vs Big Show Vs Angle for the WWE title at the Royal Rumble right? sweet.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Damn it, they fucked it all up again, but the main event sounds awesome.

[JoeDirt 0]

ROH boards say it was Angle vs. Matt Stryker.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

If I read those spoilers right, JBL stole Lesnar's old trick with the tumbler/bowl being filled with papers with Shannon Moore's name on it.

[Si82 0]

If I read those spoilers right, JBL stole Lesnar's old trick with the tumbler/bowl being filled with papers with Shannon Moore's name on it.

WWE re-using ideas?

 

 

Surely not!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

If I read those spoilers right, JBL stole Lesnar's old trick with the tumbler/bowl being filled with papers with Shannon Moore's name on it.

WWE re-using ideas?

 

 

Surely not!

I know that was sarcasm...

 

But unless does Lesnar's spiel afterwards, then it's not the same.

 

You know...

 

"I could have picked...well I could have picked: Shannon Moore. Or hell, I could have picked...Shannon Moore! ...wait a second...Shannon Moore! Shannon Moore! Shannon Moore! Looks like this is your lucky day, Shannon!"

[Guest Trivia247]

Poor Shannon Moore, the WWE's favorite Beat the Shit out of Boy... As oppose to a Whipping boy for the Ye olde Days

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Casket matches are so 1990's.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Casket matches are so 1990's.

Maybe so...

 

But we haven't had one in a good while. Last I think was Kane vs. HHH, and HBK did a run in.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Remember during Spring Break 1999 when evil heel WCW World Champion *and* President Ric Flair, along with Arn, drew a name out of a tumbler...

 

He drew the amazing...

 

EL DANDY.

 

The cut to a scene in the backstage area where El Dandy, looking like a dying, sick, puppy, had his arm in a sling and was hurt.

 

So Rey takes his #.

[Fro 0]

The guy who lost to Orlando Jordan sounds like "Mac Johnson", who actually is from Lafayette (and is billed as being from there in OVW). He's an OVW guy (not sure if he has a deal or not) who's in a great tag team with Seth Skyfire (who had a long reign as OVW tag champs). I really like him, although he's still a little green.

[Guest hhheld_down]

are they holding off on big show/jbl one on one match till NWO or are they going to go ahead with angle/ut for the title at WM? i think angle could possibly win at the RR but then again since they have been pushing JBL so hard, I would like to see him hold it till WM and lose it there so its a big deal. Seems like this years WM main event(s) are harder to predict than usual. Im hopin for these.

 

RAW

Batista/HHH

 

SD!

JBL/Cena

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Only 3 matches for SD (not counting Angle/Jobber)? That's pretty lame, considering 2 of the matches are going to suck (Cena/Dupree and Spike/Funaki).

 

Kenzo over London? Why, considering London's been picking up wins on Velocity lately?

 

Chavo over Kidman on Velocity? Boy, they sure handled that feud marvelously.

[clean rob 0]

I had to rewrite my notes... some asshole spilled a coke on my note book.

Pretty comprehensive notes by the looks of things... anyway, I'll probably try to catch the fun sounding ME this week, but everything else looks seriously bleh.

 

hhheld_down, I agree that the WM title matches are surprisingly tough to call at the moment. HHH/Orton no longer seems set in stone, and I certainly wouldn't put HHH/Batista (or even HHH/Batista/Orton) out of the question, whether for the title or not.

 

On the SD side of things, it seems a waste to end JBLs long reign before WM, and they really should be pulling the trigger on Cena sooner rather than later - having him be the one to finally take the belt off JBL would be the best way to make him a bona fide star, but the match would most likely be horrible. Both men need carrying to something over ** IMO - remember Cena/Booker? Ugh.

 

At least Raw has plenty of scope in its title scene. SD has nothing but unsatisfactory options.

[Dark Age 0]

This company is so depressing.

[Mole 0]

Wow, SD looks awesome...

[SuperJerk 0]

Angle vs. Show vs. JBL sounds promising...

 

...unfortunately they're not promising anything I'd want to see.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

One thing that I wish they'd do with the Angle/JBL/Show match is, insted of the typical Triple Threat match style, have a Three Way Dance.

 

Hell, it could...if they still want to promote it...help promote the ECW DVD a bit more, if they mention that's where that type of match originated from.

[SuperJerk 0]

One thing that I wish they'd do with the Angle/JBL/Show match is, insted of the typical Triple Threat match style, have a Three Way Dance.

I always assumed they were the same thing.

[geniusMoment 0]

So what are the chances of WWE force feeding their good deeds down the publics throat by playing that Iraq Creed video again?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

One thing that I wish they'd do with the Angle/JBL/Show match is, insted of the typical Triple Threat match style, have a Three Way Dance.

I always assumed they were the same thing.

TT is first fall wins.... TWD is elimination style (see: Barely Legal 97 for one instance)

[Guest LooneyTune]

I kinda like the Triangle Match rules from Fall Brawl '94 where Vader fought The Guardian Angel and the winner had to fight Sting... although the 3 at once with elimination rules style is more fitting for a title match.

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

Here is another more detailed report

 

The arena is pretty full. Some empty seats towards the top. Tony the Chim comes out, and we start off with Velocity. No dark matches this time.

 

Match 1 Matt Johnson vs. Orlando Jordan. Me and some guys around me start a houseboy chant. Wonder if they will edit that out. OJ wins with a really botched Reverse Ace Crusher. After this Josh Matthews and his new partner come out to Salivas Click Click Boom. I missed the first Velocity with this new guy a week and a half ago, if anyone has it on tape I would love to get a copy. It was 12-18 I believe.

 

Torrie Wilson then comes out looking fine to announce the next match, Kenzo Suzuki vs. Paul London. Kenzo does his normal stalking bit with Torrie, and Hiroko looks pissed. Kenzo beats Paul with the STO. Kenzo smooches at Torrie, then leaves. Torrie leaves after them.

 

Match 3 Billy Kidman vs Chavo. Billy misses the Shooting Star Press, and Chavo wins with a boot to the head.

 

Match 4 Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas vs. Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns. I try to start a Baldcore chant. Jindrak pins Haas after Reigns yanks Charlies neck down on the rope.

 

We start Smackdown, and Michael Cole and Tazz come down to Tazzs music. We then get the GM Teddy Long, on the tron, and he tells us that tonight is the champs shoiwcase. All the champs will defend their titles against opponents of their choosing.

 

We get John Cena first, who is mega over. He cuts a good promo, then goes into the stands and give shis jersey to a kid. Rene Dupree come sout and challenges Cena. Cena wins a good match with the FU.

 

We see JBL and Amy Weber walking backstage, and they come upon Joy. Amy tells Joy that she looks fat, and Joy asks Amy where her waddle is. JBL gets in Joys face, until Big Show pops up, and tells JBL he wants the title match.

 

Out comes Kurt Angle, with his security and medal. Kurt compliments JBL, and says he want the title match. He brings out Matt Stryker, who lies and says he is from New Orleans, and Kurt make shim tap to the anklelock real quick.

 

We see RVD and Rey on the Tron, trying to decide who they want to face. Eddie and Booker T show up, and say he want the tag title shot, becaus ehtey know JBL wont give them WWE title shots. RVD and Rey agree to think about it. Book and Eddie start to argue about whos name will go first in the tag team, while RVD and Rey sneak off.

 

T shirt guy comes out, and on the Tron we see a recap of last weeks Taker/Heidenreich match. It looks like Taker and HR at the Royal Rumble.

 

Backstage we see Daniel Puder come in, and start to get unpacked in the locker room. This angers Hardcore Holly, and he and Puder get in eachother faces. Baldcore talks about paying dues,a dn Puder is cocky.

 

Teddy Long is talking to some new bimbo, and JBL , Amy, and OJ walk in. JBL says he will defend the title randomly, and he has all the Smackdown stars names ina fishbowl. He picks a name and acts scared and wants to pick again. TL tells JBL to go to the ring and defend the title. Didnt they do this last year. Want to bet me a hundred dollars its Shannon Moore.

 

MOOOOOOOOO!!! Its JBL and posse, minus Bashams. And what a shock, JBL will defend the title against Shannon Moore. JBL wins quick with a short arm clothesline. Teddy comes out and demands to insepect the fishbowl. Amy tries to sneak off with it, but Joy gets her from behind and grabs it. A catfight starts, and after they are both excorted out, Teddy checks the names. They are all Shannon Moore. The creative team is now officially out of ideas. You did this exact same thing a year ago idiots. Teddy tell JBL he will defend the title at the Royal Rumble against Kurt Angle. Kurt comes out, and he a JBL have a great argument. You have to see it live, reading it will not do it justice. Teddy interrupts to tel them that it will be a Triple Threat match with Big Show. Show come out and clears the ring.

 

Here comes Funaki. Right after he comes out, we cut to the tron where Josh Matthews is interviewing RVD and Rey about who they will pick to defend the titles. They say the want to wrestle Dawn and Torrie. But really, they will face Eddie and Booker. And later, Dawn and Torrie. (Guy forgot to add that Funaki beat Spike)

 

Rey and RVD are out, then Eddie and Book. Eddie and Book play the heels, isolating Rey, the RVD and working them over. Finally Book and RVD end up outside the ring, and Eddie tries to use his fake out on the bumped ref to make him think Rey hit Eddie with the belt. The ref catches Eddie faking, and Rey wins with a rollup.

 

Carlito is on the Tron, and he tells us his New Years Resolution is to get rid of Teddy Long.

 

Heidenreich is out, and he says hes not scared of Taker. He has cost Taker the title twice, and he was spareing Taker last week by running out. Takers gond goes off, and the arena goes dark. Takers voice says that at the Royal Rumble, HR will rest is peace. Some druids wheel out a casket and place it next to the ring. HR takes his time going over to it, he is scared. Finally he touches it, and Taker pops out. HR runs off, and Taker then poses in the ring.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So Puder's a heel? How long's that gonna last?

[Guest LooneyTune]

So they are feeding Puder to Hardcore Holly already?

[Ultra Violence 0]

I'm looking forward to baldcore trying to stiff Puder in their match....

[SuperJerk 0]

So what are the chances of WWE force feeding their good deeds down the publics throat by playing that Iraq Creed video again?

99.9% chance, with a .1% chance the world ends between now and then.

[Guest Dazed]

Give me as many reasons as you can to spend two hours watching this.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

So, RR will see yet another match where the heel champion has to fight against the odds as he retains his title. It's funny how both SD and Raw's top heels are being booked like top faces. Well, not funny, because it's sad really, but it is amusing.

[Taker666 0]

Call me an Undertaker mark all you want. But I'am damn as hell looking foward to Undertaker/Casket segment at the end. That shit is going to be fuckin tight.