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What new film are you most looking

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My picks are

 

Hostage with Bruce Willis

 

The Assault on Precinct 13 remake (I'm sure they'll fuck it up)

 

King Kong (I think its out next Fall???)

 

The Longest Yard (Burt~!)

 

and Gory Gory Hallelujah

 

Its premise was much to great to pass up:

 

Four actors compete for the role of Jesus - a black revolutionary (Jeff Gilbert), a bisexual hippie (Tim Gouran), a Jew (Todd Licea), and a woman (Angie Louise). When all four are rejected, they hit the road on bad-ass motorcycles, bound for glory in New York City. But when a run-in with a gang of Elvises ends in murder, they find themselves stranded in a little town called Jackville - where folk don't take kindly to blasphemers. Taken prisoner, the Jesuses fall prey to an evil conspiracy that can only lead to the Apocalypse. As the oppressed turn against each other and the undead rise, who will emerge as the true Jesus? Can zombies bring redemption, or just eat flesh?

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I'll most likely spend my 2 movies a year quota on

 

A Life Aquatic

SpongeBob Movie

 

both came in 2004 and will need to be seen soon.

 

what this has to do with your thread; I don't know.

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Hostage looks good, even with Willis in it. Kevin Pollack will probably sleepwalk through it and have a good enough performance to justify me seeing it.

 

I also want to see coach carter for some reason.

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There's a lot to look forward to this summer. Batman Begins, Fantastic Four, War of the Worlds.

 

In the next month or so, I plan to check out "The Life Aquatic" and "Elektra". I wasn't crazy about Daredevil and outside of Alias I'm not sold on Jennifer Garner as an action star, but the movie looks sort of like a typical cheesy kung fu flick, and I'm always down for one of those.

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Episode III, it looks like one of the prequels will be done right this time.

 

Batman Begins has potential. I really like Bale's work. Go see the Machinist...NOW.

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Episode III, no doubt, and maybe Batman Begins. Sin City looks promising as well. And "Untitled Jim Jarmusch Project" starring Bill Murray, as well as "Paris, je t'aime" which looks too ambitious to actually work, but will be interesting either way.

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I'm actually quite looking forward to Batman Begins, yeah. But it could quite easily go wrong.

I'm afraid science disagrees with you. Batman Begins will be perfect, and anyone who disagrees should be labeled a dangerous heretic communist.

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I'm actually quite looking forward to Batman Begins, yeah. But it could quite easily go wrong.

I'm afraid science disagrees with you. Batman Begins will be perfect, and anyone who disagrees should be labeled a dangerous heretic communist.

the man has a point

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For me

 

.Land of the Dead (Well Duh)

.Star Wars Episode III (George Lucas, you had better not fuck this one up)

.Whatever new film from Takashi Miike Comes to the U.S.

.High Tension (also called High Tension and Switchblade romance)

.Amityvile Remake (Saw the trailer...looks fairly good. Then again, I never liked the original)

.Choking Hazard (First Ever Czech Horror Film. A horror comedy with attempts to find life's purpose, an pornstar, and zombie woodsmen)

.Dead Meat (Irish Horror Film, first one ever I believe. Has zombies, gore, and a vacuum cleaner being used to suck out a zombies brains)

.Undead (Aussie Zombie Romp)

.Rottweiler (B-Movie Cheese directed by Brian Yuzna)

 

hopefully out in '05

 

.One Point 0 (Sci fi noir/horror flick with Jeremey Sisto, Lance Hendrikson, Udo Kier, and Deborah Unger)

.Calvarie (French Horror/Art House/Exploitation film with evil redneck that make the ones from Deliverance look like angels)

.Worst Case Scenario (Nazi zombies, that are aquatic, and controlled by a german mad scientist)

.Dead and Breakfast (Comic Gorefest with Zombie hillbillies, tons of gore, a severed head being used as a puppet, and even said zombies linedancing to rap music. With Jeremy Sisto, Portia de Rossi, and David Carradine)

.Return of the Living Dead 4&5 (Alot of zombie flicks in '05)

.Shadow (Yep, more Zombies. This time set in a women's prison. Think Fulci's Zombi 2 meets The Big Bird House. With Candyman's Tony Todd)

.The Roost (Good looking flick with undead zombie/vampire things, backwoods locations, a barnhouse, and killer vampire bats)

.Zombie Defense Force (Holy Shit, even more zombies! This time, it's a group of people vs. schoolgirl zombies. From Japan, and the director of the similary themed

Stacy)

 

and that's it, a whole lot of zombies, and a few other things

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Nobody knows who Nathan Fillion is. And few people know Joss Whedon. And they'll think it's another Battlefield Earth.

 

I mean, that's not going to stop me from seeing it, but it's going to do terribly.

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