1234-5678 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 I hooked up with my first fat chick tonight. It was in a dark bar bathroom, and she dragged me in, but still, I consented! Make me not feel as bad as I do now.............. Although I suspect you may make me feel worse............. Either way, comment on my mistake...............
Nighthawk Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 You're a little blacker, which is pretty cool.
1234-5678 Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Posted January 10, 2005 Hmmmmmmmmmmmm............ Italian chick, maybe 5"9, possibly around the 160-170 mark? I couldn't judge the weight from the darkness, but I felt it.
Art Sandusky Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 That's not as bad as I expected to hear.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Did she get your phone number or does she know where you live?...
Black Lushus Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 oh please, fucking fat chicks ain't the end of the world...sometimes when it's late at night and the skinny ones aren't puttin out, you just have to go with the fatties...it beats masturbating if you had the choice...
1234-5678 Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Posted January 10, 2005 Did she get your phone number or does she know where you live?... Knows where I live and is capable of getting my phone number because my friends would find it absolutely hilarious. I know it's not the end of the world Lushus, it's just a first for me, and I'm just hoping it is not a step to continued decline in my female company at the end of the night. Of course, now that I am half sober and looking back, I was with a really attractive girl Saturday night, I just got molested last night. I can live with that.
Jingus Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 maybe 5"9, possibly around the 160-170 mark? You just described the skinniest chick I've ever fucked, so shut yer hole.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 JAxl, if I was you, I'd borrow my dads gone and shoot an eye out.
EL BRUJ0 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 You know, the above typo could be seen as Banky's raison d'etre...
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Banky has father issues. It's okay, man. My parents divorced when I was very young.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Yet mine are paragons of matrimony. Is it nature or nurture?
Guest Failed Mascot Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Now all of Banky's anger issues make sense.
Guest Loss Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 The "fat" chick probably deserved better. Happy landings ...
EL BRUJ0 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 I haven't noticed Banky come back to this thread... I wonder if he's crying over his daddy...
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Guys, if we wanna help Banky deal with his absent daddy issue, the best thing to do entails starting another thread. This thread is for the balding alcoholic with massive insecurities.
EL BRUJ0 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Fuck you, JAxl. Tritec + JAxl = The Nu TSA + MX???
1234-5678 Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Posted January 10, 2005 Fuck you, JAxl. Suprised you could type so many letters with your fingers covered in mashed potatoes. KKK, she was a good hookup, and like I said, it was dark, so it was worth it I guess, although it may have cost me my reputation in my favorite dive bar.
EL BRUJ0 Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 although it may have cost me my reputation in my favorite dive bar. Ohman, I'm LOLing in the aisles right now!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 I imagine Jaxl high-fives himself after each of his posts.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 My dad is reading this thread with me. We're chuckling, ha-ha-ha. I love you, dad.
1234-5678 Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Posted January 10, 2005 I get out of my chair and do the Axl Rose snake dance.
Art Sandusky Posted January 10, 2005 Report Posted January 10, 2005 Fuck you, JAxl. Suprised you could type so many letters with your fingers covered in mashed potatoes. As terrible as it was, the mental image was too funny.
Bruiser Chong Posted January 11, 2005 Report Posted January 11, 2005 That doesn't sound that fat. Maybe if she were like 5', but at that height, I can't imagine her being more than a bit chubby. And she's Italian, so I'm sure she was stacked.
Guest HungryJack Posted January 11, 2005 Report Posted January 11, 2005 Not to mention she could probably whip you up one HELL of a baked ziti after you got done hittin' that. HELL YEA.
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