1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 I hooked up with my first fat chick tonight. It was in a dark bar bathroom, and she dragged me in, but still, I consented! Make me not feel as bad as I do now.............. Although I suspect you may make me feel worse............. Either way, comment on my mistake............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 You're a little blacker, which is pretty cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Define fat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Hmmmmmmmmmmmm............ Italian chick, maybe 5"9, possibly around the 160-170 mark? I couldn't judge the weight from the darkness, but I felt it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 That's not as bad as I expected to hear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Did she get your phone number or does she know where you live?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 oh please, fucking fat chicks ain't the end of the world...sometimes when it's late at night and the skinny ones aren't puttin out, you just have to go with the fatties...it beats masturbating if you had the choice... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Did she get your phone number or does she know where you live?... Knows where I live and is capable of getting my phone number because my friends would find it absolutely hilarious. I know it's not the end of the world Lushus, it's just a first for me, and I'm just hoping it is not a step to continued decline in my female company at the end of the night. Of course, now that I am half sober and looking back, I was with a really attractive girl Saturday night, I just got molested last night. I can live with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 maybe 5"9, possibly around the 160-170 mark? You just described the skinniest chick I've ever fucked, so shut yer hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Well, was it worth it?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 10, 2005 JAxl, if I was you, I'd borrow my dads gone and shoot an eye out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 You know, the above typo could be seen as Banky's raison d'etre... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Banky has father issues. It's okay, man. My parents divorced when I was very young. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Yet mine are paragons of matrimony. Is it nature or nurture? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Now all of Banky's anger issues make sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted January 10, 2005 The "fat" chick probably deserved better. Happy landings ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 I haven't noticed Banky come back to this thread... I wonder if he's crying over his daddy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Fuck you, JAxl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Guys, if we wanna help Banky deal with his absent daddy issue, the best thing to do entails starting another thread. This thread is for the balding alcoholic with massive insecurities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Fuck you, JAxl. Tritec + JAxl = The Nu TSA + MX??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Fuck you, JAxl. Suprised you could type so many letters with your fingers covered in mashed potatoes. KKK, she was a good hookup, and like I said, it was dark, so it was worth it I guess, although it may have cost me my reputation in my favorite dive bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 although it may have cost me my reputation in my favorite dive bar. Ohman, I'm LOLing in the aisles right now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 I imagine Jaxl high-fives himself after each of his posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 10, 2005 My dad is reading this thread with me. We're chuckling, ha-ha-ha. I love you, dad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Or pumps his fist, maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 I get out of my chair and do the Axl Rose snake dance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Fuck you, JAxl. Suprised you could type so many letters with your fingers covered in mashed potatoes. As terrible as it was, the mental image was too funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted January 11, 2005 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 That doesn't sound that fat. Maybe if she were like 5', but at that height, I can't imagine her being more than a bit chubby. And she's Italian, so I'm sure she was stacked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Not to mention she could probably whip you up one HELL of a baked ziti after you got done hittin' that. HELL YEA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
