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You can't live in a glass house, and you can't be a luddite either. Get with the times, people – thanks to the easily accessible depravity of the internet, sex is moving on. Gotta keep up with changing standards and practices!

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You can't live in a glass house, and you can't be a luddite either. Get with the times, people – thanks to the easily accessible depravity of the internet, sex is moving on. Gotta keep up with changing standards and practices!

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You know...i would watch a Lita porn.

 

I still think that Vince outta just bring in lesbians as divas from now on and then have someone "steal" a "secret" diva lesbian orgy and have it released by a "unknown" company. I mean seriously, if Chynas porn can sell that much, think of what a non man on man action porn would sell.

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No worse than the story about someone jerking off while looking at a hookers private area through a glass table while lying underneath it. (I want to say Robert Gibson, but I honestly don't want to remember)

Actually, it's a little more digusting than that... In the scummiest urban legends thread, it said he was jacking off while the hooker took a shit on the glass table.

 

What is it with wrestlers and scat?!

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Well, there are stories of her fucking in exchange for wrestling training, so there's your literal whoredom.

Ripper is one of those crazy idiots who thinks the standard for men and women is the same, but the stories about that bitch would probably make even him say "Yeah, that's a whore."

No, I just wanted literal whoredom.

 

 

If you dumbasses keep calling women whores for blowing people they will stop doing it. I for one like getting blown, and find it to be a wonderfully selfless act that should continue from this day forward.

 

I DON'T like the idea of fucking for money, because I have no money. See how this all works out?

 

Anything that would prevent me from getting some = bad.

 

If I ever become rich, women should only fuck wealthy, short, black men.

 

Right now they should only fuck middle range salaried, short, black men...from Alabama....named william....with a birthmark on the right side of his lower back....

 

 

...

 

gotta be specific.

She was a groupie for pretty much every punk band that came through the Carolinas.

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Guest DVD Spree
I'd probably still take Lita the wrestler... it's hard to find chicks that like getting pissed on. 

Harder to find girls into scat. When you find one, hold onto her…

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It's one of those things you REALLY can't rush. Build it up nice and slow, get the golden showers going first, then just gradually work it in…

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I don't count groupies as whores. I count Golddiggers as whores.

 

Groupies know they are just going to get a night of fucking and never see this dude again.

 

Goldiggers want shit.

 

 

Groupies....I can respect. Who hasn't wanted to have a good one night stand with a celebrity. I am going to have one with Mya or Nelly Furtado one day.

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Guest LooneyTune

Can you imagine a world without groupies? Every rock band would be forced to have sex with each other. (shudders)

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Honeslty, who gives a shit as long as she used protection?

 

I'm far more concerned about the slanders against Dawn Marie, who was seriously the sweetest lady ever. Totally nice. And far better looking than Lita at the show I was at. yeah they were both there.

 

Her natural exuberance has been heavily crushed by the WWE YOU MUST GET 9bigger in Dawn's case) IMPLANTS AND PAINT YOURSELF TO NO END! She was fucking hilarious in the latter days of ECW.

 

I will respect Dawn and Trish from their interviews.

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Guest FromBeyondTheGrave
Honeslty, who gives a shit as long as she used protection?

Condoms can protect against another man's piss?

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Guest LooneyTune
Honeslty, who gives a shit as long as she used protection?

Condoms can protect against another man's piss?

Maybe they make a game out of it.

 

Lita wears a hockey mask, and each little hole is worth a certain amount of points. Whoever has the highest score at the end of the week get's a VD... I mean a night of good loving. :)

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Guest Trivia247

So the rumor is Lita traded BJ and sex for training eh?

 

No wonder Dory Funk Jr loved her at the Funkin DOJO LOL

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Guest Sturgis

For future reference:

 

The Following Women in Wrestling ARE whores/sluts:

Kimberly Page

Missy Hyatt

Ms. Elizabeth(ring rat)

Stacy Carter(The Kat/Ms. Kitty)

 

The Following Women in Wrestling are RUMORED to be whores/sluts:

Lita

Trish Stratus

Stephanie McMahon

Tammy Sytch

Torrie Wilson

Lillian Garcia

Beulah McGillicutty

Nidia

Dawn Marie

Terri

Sherri Martel

 

The Following Women in Wrestling can be considered whores/sluts:

Jeannie Clark(Austin's 2nd Wife)

Cheryl Roberts(Ex-Wife of Jake Roberts)

Nancy Beniot

Tracy Brooks

Daffney/Lucy

Chastity

Any Porn Star(Jasmin/Jenna/XPW Women)

 

I would like to know more about the following women in wrestling:

Stacy Keibler

Tylene Buck(Major Gunns)

Ryan Shamrock

Pamela Paulshock

Midajah

Tori

Nitro Girl Tygess

Nitro Girl Fyre

Kimona/Leia Meow

Bobcat

Candie(Indy Womens Wrestler)

Tara(Indy Womens Wrestler)

G.I. Ho(GLOOW/DWOW)

Tai Killer Weed(GLOOW/DWOW)

Edited by Sturgis

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Dory's not gay, he's been married to the same woman forever.

 

Sturgis, that's an awful lot of sluts. Did you just randomly list half the women in wrestling, or what?

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btw, how is Daffney/Lucy a whore? Isn't she married to Chris Jericho's guitarist?

 

WAS married. They got divorced, then she started screwing CM Punk, who cheated on her with Tracy Brooks. Depeding on who you belive she either cheated on Rich Ward and got divorced or just screwed CM Punk after the divorce. And I said she can be CONSIDERED a slut, everybody has different definitions.

 

Sturgis, that's an awful lot of sluts. Did you just randomly list half the women in wrestling, or what?

 

No not at all. The first half ARE sluts, the 2nd are RUMORED, the 3rd can be consided sluts by defenition, and the 4th are women I am curious about for one reason or another. This wasn't random selection. There's alot of useless wrestling information in my head, the list is created from memory. If I have time I'll explain why they're on the list.

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