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Yeah, but the reason it is different doesn't have any basis so therefore, it is stupid.

 

I like a woman that likes sex. A woman that likes sex has probably had a lot of it. I couldn't care less, and I can't complain because I have had lots of it. If I were a virgin, I am allowed to call anyone I want to a slut. But I can't say "You slut...you had sex with 2 guys at the same time!!!!!" When I had sex with two women at the same time. Ripper believes in equality.

 

Add to the fact that those of us that don't hold the two different standards are more likely to have great sex with our wives while the rest of you guys are going to be with fucking prudes because you one day you said "That bitch swallowed...I can't be with a whore like that...thats just for fucking...I wanna marry this virgin."

 

I, on the other hand, will be having wild depraved, illegal sex well into my 70's. You might win this little war now, but I win in the long run.

 

Ripper - Having better sex than JOO~! since 1992.

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The basis is this: it's hard for a man to have sex with lots of women. It takes no effort for a woman to have sex with lots of men.

 

Personally, I like sluts, and I'm not going to deny what they are. I wouldn't have them any other way. A woman who likes sex? Why don't I just fuck a guy.

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The basis is this: it's hard for a man to have sex with lots of women. It takes no effort for a woman to have sex with lots of men.

 

Personally, I like sluts, and I'm not going to deny what they are. I wouldn't have them any other way. A woman who likes sex? Why don't I just fuck a guy.

B...because the guy doesn't have a vagina....he has a penis...that...thats about it.

 

So the basis is basically...jealousy? What about famous guys that have sex ridicoluously easy. Football Players and Basketball players...hell...any sports figure can have sex in each and every city they walk into. They can get ass anytime they want. Do they fall into the same catagory as the ladies. If yes then, okay your theory holds up. But rich and/or famous men (cause even though he ain't rich anymore I bet you Richard Greco still gets more ass than your common man on nostalgia alone) have just as much regular sex.

 

Honestly, it isn't hard for a good looking in shape guy to have sex. Not in college at least. Hell, if you just walk around with your cock out in college, you will disgust most of the people but a good 10-20 people are going to just jump on it. College is just a orgy that has classes during the rest periods.

 

I personally don't use the "slut" or "whore" terms just because that would be putting me down as I am proabably sluttier and more whorish than the sluttiest whore out there.

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Football Players and Basketball players...hell...any sports figure can have sex in each and every city they walk into. They can get ass anytime they want.

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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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I think rock stars get ass easier than athletes. But then they aren't being glorified because of it. Envied maybe. But everyone knows why they're getting it.

Now there is some truth in what you're saying. Your flaw is that you said "a good looking guy in shape". Nobody in this thread except me and you fit those qualifications. Most guys are average looking, but an average looking girl can get laid 100% as easily as an incredibly hot one. Throws the curve way off.

 

And remember, we weren't talking about college students, we were talking about Lita, who apparently fucked in exchange for goods and services, pulled trains and was pissed on. I've done those things, but I don't think anyone's going to call me a stud because of it.

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She's a filthy slut.

 

Fucking most of the OMEGA locker room, the Hardys, Corino, Doring, and golden showers makes her a slut.

Yeah, it's got to be true, she's a slut ... I mean, we read it on TSM, and even though it was specified as being rumors/stories or just having been read somewhere else, it's got to be true, right? I could start a rumor right here and now, and would that make it true? No.

 

Here, let's give it a shot: Vince McMahon was born a hermaphrodite, and had both an penis and a vagina ... his parents got to choose his gender, and chose him to be a guy. That's why he's on 'roids, to squelch his estrogen & femininity.

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Most guys are average looking, but an average looking girl can get laid 100% as easily as an incredibly hot one. Throws the curve way off.

I'll give you that one. I will one up you and say a BUTT ass ugly, out of shape chick can get laid 100% of the time. I say even one that smell a little. Women have the definate advantage, but at the same time, if we had the ability to have sex with whoever the hell we wanted whenever, we would have numbers in the 100's and possibly 1000's. Even the slutiest of sluts are still in the double digits (50-80 is rare). I think they are still showing quite the restraint!! :D

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Here, let's give it a shot: Vince McMahon was born a hermaphrodite, and had both an penis and a vagina ... his parents got to choose his gender, and chose him to be a guy. That's why he's on 'roids, to squelch his estrogen & femininity.

Actually... that would explain a LOT.

 

And oh yeah, double standards suck. Even more than Lita did.

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Guest LooneyTune

^--- That explains Vince McMahons strut, unless he regularly shits his pants moments before coming on T.V.

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She's a filthy slut.

 

Fucking most of the OMEGA locker room, the Hardys, Corino, Doring, and golden showers makes her a slut.

It makes her a girl who likes having sex with a numerous people at different times.

Is that what a "slut" is? Why is it a derogatory term (since I doubt that you meant it as a compliment...especially the "filthy" part)?

 

Do all guys want a virgin?

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Guest LooneyTune

I heard Lita had a red velvet rope that had a line leading to her bedroom when she was with the OMEGA guys.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with someone's sex life? Really.

 

Do you just like spreading possibly invented dirt about wrestlers or other celebrities? Are your lives so empty?

Yes, Yes, and Yes.

 

This is a Wrestling Message Board with the name "SMARK" in it. What do you expect? Fans saying "Truople His awezome!"?

 

If you're looking for a smart conversation, you rarely should interact with "smart marks".

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Do all guys want a virgin?

 

I don't. One of the rare times I've turned down sex was cuz the girl was a virgin. Being anyone's "first man" is way too much pressure for me.

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Guest LooneyTune

Jingus is really George Castanza. In the episode where Jerry was dating the virgin, didn't George go on a little rant about that subject?

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In the "Sleazy Wrestling Urban Legends" thread from the Death Valley Driver boards from a few months ago, there was a story of Lita getting gangbanged by nearly the entire OMEGA roster in the ring, after a show one night. There was no source given, so it probably isn't true.

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I for one don't like mystery.

 

I mean, you marry a virgin, and maybe she thing that giving head is just nasty and is something she will never do. So you have to decide if you are going to be going about getting blown by every chick you can find or be faithful and never get head. Or maybe she has a sex drive that she only wants it once a week or every two weeks. Now you are stuck having sex 26 times a year or once again, having to be unfaithful.

 

FUCK THAT.

 

I want a girl that has alot of practice and is open to doing anything that I can come up with in my mind. I am sorry, but in my experience I haven't found any virgin that is all "I am open to anything...ANYTHING I suck, swallow, anal, anything.....but not till I am married..." I have never and will never understand how a person that likes giving oral is something that should be insulted. I insult those that don't. And if they like to do it alot well dammit....*wipes tear from eye* you go right on ahead. You like getting pissed on..well..you like getting pissed on. Do your thing.

 

All marriage material if you ask me.

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Ripper, I knew these two girls that were 'virgins' but did other things... including anal. As far as they were concerned, the act of vaginal intercourse is what made or broke someone's virginity (no hymen pun intended) so as long as they kept that private, everything else was open season.

 

I got a blowjob from one of them but it was fucking AWFUL and stopped me from ever trying for a repeat performance. Of course, it was the ugly one, so I probably deserved the bad BJ. I really should have worked a bit harder and gone for the less-unattractive one. I got what I deserved.

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Guest netslob

it's like Chris Rock said:

 

"See, it's no big deal for women to turn down sex. Because every guy you've ever met since you were 13 has been trying to fuck you! Everytime a man is nice to you, he's offering dick. 'Here, let me get the door for you...would you like some dick?'"

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Guest LooneyTune

Thanks netslob, it's been years since I've seen that Chris Rock special. (hunts down my tape with it) :lol:

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Guest Desperate Housewife
In the "Sleazy Wrestling Urban Legends" thread from the Death Valley Driver boards from a few months ago, there was a story of Lita getting gangbanged by nearly the entire OMEGA roster in the ring, after a show one night. There was no source given, so it probably isn't true.

Link, please?

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Guest LooneyTune

Nancy doesn't look too bad now for an older woman. Of course Benoit is about 50694 steps up from the Boston Gnome.

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Thanks netslob, it's been years since I've seen that Chris Rock special. (hunts down my tape with it) :lol:

Just check the listings for Comedy Central's Secret Stash (Saturdays at 1 PM or something) and set a tape. It's usually one of the Rock specials if it isn't the 28th showing of South Park: BLU.

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Guest FromBeyondTheGrave

Of course I want virgins. I want virgins who are scared of the very idea of sex.

 

It makes it just that little bit more fun when you rape them.

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