Simon Cowell blasts Beyonce...

[Nighthawk 0]

This is racism, btw.

[Vyce 0]

She's very overrated.

 

She's a decent singer, I suppose, though I don't know if I'd categorize her as "one of the best there is".

 

As for looks? She's attractive, but that's it. VERY overrated. Sorry, fellas, but no woman with hips & ass that big deserves a high rating (unless, of course, you're Ripper and are into that sort of bizarre shit).

[EricMM 0]

Vyce Vyce Vyce...

 

Yuna's right about the look and picture being trashy/fake.

 

But Beyonce is attractive, at least physically. If she were a talanted singer, (even remotely) she would be able to sing live. She does not, so I assume she cannot. Its a little jarring to me when I realize that todays musicians are picked for their dancing instead of their singing. It makes me wonder why dancing itself isn't more focused upon as a profession. Why try to make these people sing?

 

As far as Ashlee, yea lip synching is and always has been big in UK. But, with the advent of computerization/whatnot of vocals, now are people not only not singing live, but they're lip synching to sounds they cannot actually MAKE. This is where I draw the line.

 

Don't pretend to sing it if you CAN'T.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

How did I get dragged into this?

 

Anyway I agree with everything Simon said except for supporting Ashley Simpson.

 

Beyonce needs to stop promoting McDonalds and shoving all their grease down her fat throat. She's gotten blubbery. Listen, I care more about her being a healthy liver. At the rate she's swollen up, she'll be Kirsty Alley. Damn girl.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Her thighs are huge. If she drops a hollywood legdrop on your neck, your fucking dead.

 

And to people who think not thinking she's hot is crazyness: The heart wants, what the heart wants.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Her thighs are huge. If she drops a hollywood legdrop on your neck, your fucking dead.

 

And to people who think not thinking she's hot is crazyness: The heart wants, what the heart wants.

Sorry, she's not hot. Not cute. Not anything. Her face glows as though he rubbed a glazed ham all over it.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I just watch AI to see Simon talk shit, its the best part of the show.

[Ripper 0]

 

To each their own. Beyonce is a incredibly sexy woman, but I can understand why some people who aren't into curves don't like her. Like Banky likes them lil...of course he is going to say she is fat or what ever. Simon is into skinney, assless hipless chicks with fake breast and faces....him calling her not sexy doesn't bother me one bit.

 

Yuna is a racist ignorant waste of space that is only interested in guys that like the cock, so of course she is hidious to her. Having Yuna on your side doesn't help your case.

 

Either way, its going to take more than some british guy, a racist anime obsessed teenager and a bunch of people that call anything outside of a size 2 "fat for me to be convinced this girl isn't gourgeous.

 

 

I will with hold all thoughts on musical talent.

[Placebo Effect 0]

Simon's gimmick is that he disagrees with everything conventional.

 

Like some of the posters on this board.

[Guest Loss]

Beyonce is HOT! I'm stunned how anyone can think she isn't.

[Slayer 0]

Either way, its going to take more than...a bunch of people that call anything outside of a size 2 "fat for me to be convinced this girl isn't gourgeous.  

Being a guy who likes the meat, Beyonce still doesn't do much for me in any regard (appearance or musically)

 

As for Simon's comments, I do find it very ironic that he rags on Beyonce when she is similar to what he attempts to push with AI, coupled with the fact that Ashlee's voice is about as bad as a lot of those schmoes he's ragged on the show.

 

His comment about France was funny though

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

You're avoiding the question missy.

I took offense to the automatic assumption that I liked Orlando Bloom, simply because I'm a chick, and that first made me forget the question.

 

Yes, I realize that every celeb photo has computer work done. But there is a difference between a little - a common change of backround - to way overdone - see: Beyone pic. Not only is her skin and hair rendered entirely flawless, but additions were made to enhance the lighting of the glorified jeweled bra and earrings. Far too glitzy and glamorous for my tastes; I prefer the seemingly nonsensical style of fashion. Not to mention natural-looking and human.

 

For instance...

 

Cap'n Jack moustache and beard, primarily dark-and-light blue suit, '3' tattoo proudly displayed [left hand], pocket chain, red pocket decorator [tissue? wasn't sure], silvery tie and, best of all, purple glasses. Quirky, off-the-wall fashion, right there.

 

And, yes, I fully expect the picture to be torn apart by the Beyonce fans as revenge for my attack on the object of their fantasies. I'm looking forward to it, in fact. *insert a very cliched and overplayed 'Bring it on' comment here.*

 

Furthermore, before anyone can comment with the teen-fangirl stereotype, I'll simply state now that Johnny Depp plays no part of any fantasies of mine; in fact, I have none, since I consider myself primarily asexual. Yes, true, I enjoy writing about his characters and searching diligently for art of said characters, but that is as far as it goes.

 

Well, there's that rumour that Kate Bosworth is his beard.

Would it seem too teengirlish of me to say that Orlando Bloom is quite the pretty boy? I've only seen one movie of his, so I'm not a fangirl by any means, but... damn. Makes you wonder which is the chick in the relationship: Kate or Orlando?

 

Sorry. Lame question. Anyway...

 

Yuna's right about the look and picture being trashy/fake.

 

But Beyonce is attractive, at least physically.

Thank you ^^

 

And I will admit that she is pretty... isn't every celebrity and bubblegum music star? Given that, its almost no wonder why Hollywood likes to pick apart extremely minor details about celebs; when everyone is beautiful and hyped to be a God or Goddess, the mistakes have to be pointed out with a spotlight just to make the person seem human.

 

As far as Ashlee, yea lip synching is and always has been big in UK. But, with the advent of computerization/whatnot of vocals, now are people not only not singing live, but they're lip synching to sounds they cannot actually MAKE. This is where I draw the line.

Concerts have become so much about glitz, glam, show, and dance that its no wonder why singers are forced to lip-synch. Dancing - or tramp dance, depending on the singer - would no doubt make them out of breath which would therefore effect their singing.

 

But to classify a lot of today's bubblegum stars would be a simple crime against music. I'm speaking primarily of Britney and Beyonce, as those are who I've mainly heard, and anyone else who uses mega computerization/rap-junky beats to "enhance" performance. It enhances nothing but a trampy image.

 

Take, for instance, the recent Britney release of 'My Prerogative'. Her voice is made so digitized that its thoroughly digusting. Then there's the addition of suggestive moans that seem to accompany all her vocals... utter trash. Is the song catchy? Hell, yes. But is it of a good quality? No.

 

Then there's the dancing... no, I shall not term it that. Let's just call it 'movement to the song' shall we? Why have female singers' images - I refrain from saying 'all' since I have not heard all of them - become nothing more than dolled-up whores? I remember a Beyonce performance on some award show - MTV, perhaps? I forget - that consisted primarily of a line of chick dancers shaking what their mommas gave 'em for most of the song. What point was there to it? I see naught. And don't even get me started on the aforementioned 'My Prerogative' video....

 

Yuna is a racist ignorant waste of space that is only interested in guys that like the cock, so of course she is hidious to her. Having Yuna on your side doesn't help your case.

 

Either way, its going to take more than some british guy, a racist anime obsessed teenager

I only now read this comment and I believe I gave more than enough reasons above as to my dislike of her. I did not say Beyonce herself was hideous, merely the overglitzy photo. She is a beautiful woman, but no different than all the others. One can only see so much of one thing - death, pain, beauty - before they become numb to it and aggravated by it.

 

For a random, though connected, example: a formal occasion such as a church gathering. My religious views notwithstanding, one can only contend with stuffy formal wear for so long before they're reduced to uncomftorable twitchings that long for a simple outfit of shorts and a t-shirt.

 

Anime*obsessed? Hardly. I have only one series that I like, and it is comprised of only four episodes. That being Pet Shop of Horrors. And though I enjoy it, I will not hesitate to point its major flaws. But that is another rant for another post ^^

 

In response to the comment of my supposed 'preferance' for gay men, I find this quite hilarious. As soon as I tear apart a preferred person, the insult instantly turns to that. Can you not think of anything more than cliched remarks? If you are going to insult me, at least do it creatively. Otherwise its a mere waste of type. [like my current doings in Visual Basic 6.0... *sigh* But college work cannot be avoided.]

 

As for Simon's comments, I do find it very ironic that he rags on Beyonce when she is similar to what he attempts to push with AI, coupled with the fact that Ashlee's voice is about as bad as a lot of those schmoes he's ragged on the show.

Irony is such a beautiful thing, no?

[Perfxion 0]

Yuna and EricMM, you two are morons.

 

There is a talent that some singers have that sound the same live as they do in the studio. These people only use a spit/wind gaurd to not have a song sound like shit. All three members of Destiny Child sound the same live and in the booth. The reason is because they can sing naturally. They also have great breath control because they can do this while dancing. Usher is a great singer, it is just that he can't do the singing and dancing combo.

 

Beyonce and Janet both can dance and sing because they know how to do it well. They keep it up by practicing it all their lives. Both are proformers all around. The problem most people have with B is that her music is overplayed and over hyped. However this is done because her female fanbase wants to hear the same fucking song every ten fucking seconds. The only song by B I don't like is "In The Club". She made that song what? three weeks after 50 and I am glad that got booted off the air.

 

Britney and Ashlee are pop singers who try to go the show route. However, they do show or song. Hence Britney(if she does sing) only does the verse and its a dubbed version of the song doing the rest of the song. If you want to blame anyone for Ashlee should be her management for doing this. She doesn't have a bad voice sing in her key, however, when she leaves that range bad things happen. Same thing with Britney and J-Lo. Both people have that habbit of sounding like complete shit when it comes to singing outside of their key. They have alto voices that should stick to fast paced pop music when that shit belongs.

 

As for her looks: well she does have a butterface to me and the weave of the week is annoying since she looked better with the natural hair(that isn't photoshop, thats a barbershop), but her body is great. The ass is huge because of the hips and there is nothing wrong with that at all.

 

Yuna, moron, what does a pic of Depp have to do with this thread?

[Ripper 0]

Oh, i can have some non cliched insults, but since this isn't hardcore and with ban-o-ramma round here, I just let it go and went with...well...that truth. That always works.

 

 

Odd...the not defending the racist part though. I'm sorry, once you spew ignorant nonsense in my presense, your opinion doens't matter anymore.

 

 

...

 

Unless you are MiketheSC. And thats just because I have he-love for him.

[Guest Smues]

I heard Beyounce absolutely butcher Oye Como Va before the superbowl 2 years ago. She sounds just as horrible to me in a live setting as she does recorded.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yuna, moron, what does a pic of Depp have to do with this thread?

'Twas simply showing the different styles of 'formal' fashion.

 

Odd...the not defending the racist part though. I'm sorry, once you spew ignorant nonsense in my presense, your opinion doens't matter anymore.

I had no intention to defend it as I know it is true. I was raised up with a rascist mother and, admittedly, I've had little to no experience outside of that... I'm a total recluse. So, yes, I suppose I am somewhat rascist.

 

That is not, however, my reasons for disliking the Beyonce pic. Her race, in fact, did not even come into the argument. Whatever her skin color, it wouldn't have changed my opinion of the pic. In fact, I believe I bashed Britney as much as Beyonce in my rant*post.

 

Unless you are MiketheSC. And thats just because I have he-love for him.

What you do/fantasize in your own time is your business

[starvenger 0]

I heard Beyounce absolutely butcher Oye Como Va before the superbowl 2 years ago. She sounds just as horrible to me in a live setting as she does recorded.

You haven't heard that song butchered until you've heard the Grammatica brothers "sing" it during last year's MNF music competition...

[Eclipse 0]

Ok, I enjoy him ripping apart BAD singers on American Idol, but when he starts to rip up an already established great singer, who does have a great body and all, then something has gone terribly wrong in his career...

[Ripper 0]

Because he thinks some lame-ass black singer is bad, that makes him gay? Que?!

 

You started it with the skin color thing.

 

 

Oddly, after that last post I like you more. Weird....I think i have issues.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Because he thinks some lame-ass black singer is bad, that makes him gay? Que?!

 

You started it with the skin color thing.

 

 

Oddly, after that last post I like you more. Weird....I think i have issues.

Ah... so that's where the skin-color part came in. 'Course, I wrote that when in the midst of a drugged-haze fueled by cough syrup. Not that is any excuse... just saying.

 

As for your mentioned 'issues', well... it's still your private business ^^;

 

I really should be focusing on this damn Visual Basic assignment. But... gah, its so... dull! Not to mention annoying. If one typo exists in the code, the whole thing is fucked, no questions asked, no mercy given. I'm surprised a message box doesn't pop up saying 'You fucked up, dumbass. All lines of code shall now be deleted. Start over. Enjoy your life.'

[Ripper 0]

Because he thinks some lame-ass black singer is bad, that makes him gay? Que?!

 

You started it with the skin color thing.

 

 

Oddly, after that last post I like you more. Weird....I think i have issues.

Ah... so that's where the skin-color part came in. 'Course, I wrote that when in the midst of a drugged-haze fueled by cough syrup. Not that is any excuse... just saying.

 

As for your mentioned 'issues', well... it's still your private business ^^;

Whats with everyone getting drugged up on 'Tussin before they come and post here.

 

 

Did I miss a meeting?

[Guest Smues]

I heard Beyounce absolutely butcher Oye Como Va before the superbowl 2 years ago. She sounds just as horrible to me in a live setting as she does recorded.

You haven't heard that song butchered until you've heard the Grammatica brothers "sing" it during last year's MNF music competition...

They did? Dear lord I'm glad all I saw was Doug Floutie playing drums for the Barenaked Ladies.

[Black Lushus 0]

hey rip, it's because deep down, all of us black dudes want to fuck a racist white bitch...preferably in the ass or earhole...

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Because he thinks some lame-ass black singer is bad, that makes him gay? Que?!

 

You started it with the skin color thing.

 

 

Oddly, after that last post I like you more. Weird....I think i have issues.

Ah... so that's where the skin-color part came in. 'Course, I wrote that when in the midst of a drugged-haze fueled by cough syrup. Not that is any excuse... just saying.

 

As for your mentioned 'issues', well... it's still your private business ^^;

Whats with everyone getting drugged up on 'Tussin before they come and post here.

 

 

Did I miss a meeting?

Actually, mine was some generic off-brand. It did the job, though.. put me in a total drowsy incoherent and incapable-of-thought fog.

 

And, yes, the meeting occurred last week, around 6pm [eastern time], and there were drinks all around. I even took pictures.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey, I'm going to go jump off a bridge, c'mon folks!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Because he thinks some lame-ass black singer is bad, that makes him gay? Que?!

 

You started it with the skin color thing.

 

 

Oddly, after that last post I like you more. Weird....I think i have issues.

Ah... so that's where the skin-color part came in. 'Course, I wrote that when in the midst of a drugged-haze fueled by cough syrup. Not that is any excuse... just saying.

 

As for your mentioned 'issues', well... it's still your private business ^^;

Whats with everyone getting drugged up on 'Tussin before they come and post here.

 

 

Did I miss a meeting?

We figured your black ass was already on drugs. We'll make sure you get the memo next time.

[Guest Vitamin X]

How did I get dragged into this?

I brougt up your name in regards to what you've always said about people on this forum not finding actually attractive women attractive and jumping all over complete dogs.

[Mole 0]

I took offense to the automatic assumption that I liked Orlando Bloom, simply because I'm a chick, and that first made me forget the question

You had a picture of Bloom kissing Depp. I know you like Bloom, that is why I said that.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Beyonce is HOT! I'm stunned how anyone can think she isn't.

So am I.

 

Loss > most heterosexuals in this thread

[Ripper 0]

How did I get dragged into this?

I brougt up your name in regards to what you've always said about people on this forum not finding actually attractive women attractive and jumping all over complete dogs.

Yeah, but Banky calls everyone dogs. I still haven't figured out his taste in women.