Joanie Laurer Makes Fool of Herself...Again.

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Joanie Laurer aka Chyna has caused yet another scene, however this time without Sean Waltman. According to an article in today’s edition of The New York Post, Laurer and her Surreal Life co-star model Marcus Schenkenberg were being intimate and ‘making out’ at New York City strip club Scores West making late this past Saturday evening.

 

Laurer jumped on to the state and performed an impromptu striptease, which management stopped once she went bottomless. Laurer also reportedly jumped into the fish tank at Coral Room with Schenkenberg filming her earlier in the evening.

 

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/38326.htm

 

Credit: PWInsider.com

 

... Yeah, shes definitely gonna die of some kind of overdose this year.

[Myxamatosis 0]

Oh stop, she's just having fun.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I'm assuming they stopped her once they saw the dick that lives between her legs. Otherwise, security should really stop someone seconds later, not wait.

[Guest Quik]

Shenkenberg? Yo... dude was a model. He doesn't need X-pac's sloppy seconds. What the fuck is wrong with him?

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Who in their right fucking mind would make out with Chyna? X-Pac is a drug addict, so at least he can fall back on that as his excuse.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I'm assuming they stopped her once they saw the dick that lives between her legs. Otherwise, security should really stop someone seconds later, not wait.

 

Having security stop Chyna is like having a dozen guys trying to jump Hercules (as in the show's intro).

[2GOLD 0]

Who in their right fucking mind would make out with Chyna? X-Pac is a drug addict, so at least he can fall back on that as his excuse.

 

Well, Marcus is a male model. Perhaps he was trying to prove he wasn't gay...by making out with....ok, so that excuse doesn't work.

 

Come on, who knows how drunk he was.

Now if he was sober, the defense would request a 3 day recess.

[Some Guy 0]

The guy fucked Pamela Anderson and possibly Britany Spears. He can do better than the man-beast.

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Do better? At this rate, he can't do much worse than fucking a shemale.

[tbondrage99 0]

wow....thats just....sad....yet funny.

[Guest netslob]

he's a great-looking male model, sharing a house with a gorgeous model and a cute Go-Go...and he fuck's the transexual. he'll, i'd even take the rap chick over hir any fuckin' day of the week and three times on Sunday. hell, i'd fuck Peter Fucking Brady before i'd fuck hir...

 

...i've gone too far, haven't i?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Dear God... just when you think it can get lower....

[Guest Quik]

I know this'll sound insensitive... but I can't wait until Chyna dies. Not because I'm gonna be happy she lost her life or anything, but rather because you know it's gonna be an absolutely insane death. They'll probly find her fucking Verne Troyer in the ass with a strap-on with some coke and heroin spread out on his creepy, midget back. Of course, she'll die and fall on top of him, trapping the poor little fella until Markus Shenkenburg, who was jacking off furiouslly while watching, finally works up the courage to go to the police. They'll probly reveal that she was drunk as hell and tripping on ecstacy at her time of death, too.

[Myxamatosis 0]

Umm... maybe he was drunk?

 

Come on fellas, don't act like you haven't made a mental error under the influence.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Fucking Chyna goes beyond mental error.

 

That's more like "clinical insanity".

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There's not enough alcohol in America to make Chyna look good.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Maybe he's a bit bi-curious

[Nighthawk 0]

You know, I think I'd actually fuck a guy before I'd fuck Chyna. Not that I wouldn't fuck her... she'd just be in line after guys.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I'd love for Chyna to hook up with Jake Roberts and live forever.

[Sideburnious 0]

I know this'll sound insensitive... but I can't wait until Chyna dies.

Didn't Mascot get banned for something along the same lines?

 

 

 

But anyway yeah, she sure is losing control fast. In about 5 months time she'll probably start to form a massive gut and then in about a year-year and a half she'll be fat/overweight.

 

It'll be like Sunny all over again. Except for the fact...y'no....people actually wanted Sunny when she was skinny

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I'd love for Chyna to hook up with Jake Roberts and live forever.

This sentence alone could spark about 600 pages of jokes about a pairing of Chyna and Jake Roberts.

 

It'll be like Sunny all over again. Except for the fact...y'no....people actually wanted Sunny when she was skinny

 

Who didn't want Sunny (besides homosexuals)? If anyone actually would rather have Chyna over Sunny back before Sunny got (yikes), they deserve a nice punt in the mouth.

[Mole 0]

I'd bang Chyna.

 

Just to say I did.

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You would be given some kind of medal for bravery for doing such a dangerous mission.

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

There's not enough alcohol in America to make Chyna look good.

She drank it all.

[Ripper 0]

I'd bang Chyna.

 

Just to say I did.

I'd fuck most famous people just to say that I did.

 

 

 

guy: Hey, theres this new movie with Courtney Love and....

 

me: Courtney Love?? Yeah....I fucked her. Got it on tape.

 

 

Guy: Really? Oh...well...anyway its Courtney Love and Samuel Jackson and they....

 

Me: Samuel Jackson?? Yeah....