1234-5678 Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 How many girls actually enjoy it? Everytime I ever got to do it, the girl said she was doing it for my enjoyment only. You're doing it wrong. Amateur.
evilhomer Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 On the small of her back? You're good to go. She may as well have put old west saloon doors on her asshole. That's the funniest damn thing I've seen in months. It's also true. I knew a girl who loved anal, prefered it over anything else. She ended up getting a winged tattoo that joined into an arrow shape pointing to her ass. I guess the only thing to make it more obvious would be landing strip lights.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 8, 2005 Author Report Posted February 8, 2005 This is what I thought, as her face expressed something not unlike pleasure when I slipped a finger in her backside. I had to pull out, though, as she said it felt like she was about to shit herself. Should I call her bluff?
Nighthawk Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 It does feel like that until you get used to it. She won't shit herself. It's on you if you can convince her of that.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 8, 2005 Author Report Posted February 8, 2005 But I'd rather not be shat on. Is the risk worth it.
Nighthawk Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 Trust me, she won't shit herself. Unless she had to shit before you started... but I would think she has more sense than that. If you're smooth enough to casually suggest an enema, do it.
1234-5678 Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 But I'd rather not be shat on. Is the risk worth it. I think we both know the answer to that one.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 So let me guess this straight. This girl isn't into anal, can't give good head and has to rid her upper lip of facial hair every morning. I'm not seeing much reason as to why you're digging her.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 8, 2005 Author Report Posted February 8, 2005 Yours is a sad and lonely life, Failed Mascot.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 8, 2005 Author Report Posted February 8, 2005 And I'll get her into anal. Just give me some time.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 Either she's very boring or she's into the really wild stuff. Try pissing on her and seeing where that leads to.
Stephen Joseph Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 So let me guess this straight. This girl isn't into anal, can't give good head and has to rid her upper lip of facial hair every morning. I'm not seeing much reason as to why you're digging her. Agrees with FM.
1234-5678 Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 And I'll get her into anal. Just give me some time. Despite it being so popular to get a girl to do it these days, anal sex is not a neccesary componant of any heterosexual sex life.
Ripper Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 And I'll get her into anal. Just give me some time. Despite it being so popular to get a girl to do it these days, anal sex is not a neccesary componant of any heterosexual sex life. I bet someone said that on a messageboard in the 50's about head.
1234-5678 Posted February 8, 2005 Report Posted February 8, 2005 I like this observation. But messageboards in the 50s? Mwahahahahahaha.
Guest Regina Phelange Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Forgive me, but exactly what is the thrill of sticking your cock in the very same hole that delivers the green apple splatters?
Guest Regina Phelange Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Not that I'm against it, just wondering what it's like for a guy, that's all.
Nighthawk Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Well, it's tighter, for one. I read in a book it's suppose to be a turn on because of the taboo as well.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Its like sticking your dick in a tighter orafice. There's nothing super magical about it.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Forgive me, but exactly what is the thrill of sticking your cock in the very same hole that delivers the green apple splatters? I LIKE THE SMELL OF SHIT ON MY DICK.
The Czech Republic Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Forgive me, but exactly what is the thrill of sticking your cock in the very same hole that delivers the green apple splatters? I LIKE THE SMELL OF SHIT ON MY DICK. This is funny because it is in all caps.
Jingus Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 I can't tell yet if FBTG just likes tweaking people, or is a really sick motherfucker. Either way, it's pretty amusing.
MrRant Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Unfortunately it's getting predictable. A poor man's IDRM. Almost like if Banky were behind it and trying to steal IDRM's heat.
Jingus Posted February 9, 2005 Report Posted February 9, 2005 Yeah, the Bankyish vibe is kinda there... but he seems a lot more sincere about it. Which is equal parts commendable and creepy. Go back to church, prude. Dammit man, vaginas don't just grow on trees 'round these parts, don't scare off any females unless they turn into psycho Russian tennis players!
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