The TSM Folder Subtitle Submission Contest

[IllustriousOne 0]

Site Feedback - Where people come to bitch for the sake of bitching.

 

Staff Folder - We're supposed to do things on this board?

[Damaramu 0]

I've only had sex with 3 girls in my entire life.....comparing to what people on the board talk about I'm in the minority and on the lower end of the totem pole.

Am I the only one that isn't 100% certain of how many girls they've been with? There were a few that I woke up with that I'm not sure what happened the night before ... circumstantial evidence seems to indicate that we got it on, but if I'm too blacked out to remember it could be just that, circumstantial evidence.

 

Am I the only one that isn't sure of how many girls they've been with?

 

And even if you have sex, does it count if you're blacked out?

That's not exactly something to be proud of...

[Golgo 13 0]

"Good luck getting the mods to remove those faggy animated emoticons." -- Site Feedback

 

"STOP TROLLING DAMARAMU. BOOMER SOONER! BOOMER SOONER!" -- Sports

[Sideburnious 0]

LSD- With play-by-play on sexual endevours by O.J Hart

[Damaramu 0]

It seems that most of these suggestions are for LSD and Site Feedback....nothing more for Misc Promotions and General Wrestling?

 

Sports- My team is better than yours and that makes me more of a man.

 

Sports- Kobe raped her, Barry Bonds is on steroids, TO is annoying, and fuck Karl Malone.

[Damaramu 0]

"Good luck getting the mods to remove those faggy animated emoticons." -- Site Feedback

 

"STOP TROLLING DAMARAMU. BOOMER SOONER! BOOMER SOONER!" -- Sports

You forgot "BAH GAWD~!"

[Art Sandusky 0]

Great, now Dama's getting action and I'm STILL in my drought.

Salty business. How long?

By my definition, never. By society's definition, it's been a year and seven months. I still refuse to count what I've had.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Get Your Learn On - they dumped the food folder for this?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Great, now Dama's getting action and I'm STILL in my drought.

Salty business. How long?

By my definition, never. By society's definition, it's been a year and seven months. I still refuse to count what I've had.

Sex is awesome. I think this almost every time I have it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ass.

 

I mean, I'm dying to have someone prove your argument right. I mean, it must be good if people are so nuts about it. Thus far, I'm incredibly close to turning asexual.

[Nighthawk 0]

Have you considered you might be gay? I'd be attracted to you. Maybe seriously.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I had sex earlier this evening. I heard someone say "this is awesome" shortly after entry.

 

And yes, dear reader, that someone was me.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

So did I actually. Not with Incandenza though.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Have you considered you might be gay?

Nah, not gay. I seriously did consider it as a possibility, but I'm just not turned on by dudes. I can certainly tell one he's attractive, but I don't want to bone him or anything.

[Nighthawk 0]

Denied.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Kotz, you've just not been with someone you've been comfortable enough to fully perform. Not to say that you couldn't have spurted with any of the women you have been intimate with, but that you weren't around them long enough to get comfortable with them.

 

Fairly common problem.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Well, one put about as much effort into it as a celebrity when they "write" their autobiographies and the other had a strange hormonal problem where I wouldn't have been shocked to see a tumbleweed fly out of her snatch.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

You're not asexual, you just haven't found a girl that wasn't horrible.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

We should get Patrick laid. We both know some fantastic sluts, I'm sure.

[Guest Loss]

It says it all that almost all of the submissions (self included) insult the board instead of complimenting it. Yay for self-depreciating humor.

[Art Sandusky 0]

We should get Patrick laid. We both know some fantastic sluts, I'm sure.

This might not be the best idea.

[The Czech Republic 0]

the other had a strange hormonal problem where I wouldn't have been shocked to see a tumbleweed fly out of her snatch.

Ballston?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

We should get Patrick laid. We both know some fantastic sluts, I'm sure.

This might not be the best idea.

I agree. Kotz's problem is his inability to relax with women when in a sexual climate. A random pussy won't help matters at all; he needs a woman that is tender, gentle and likes him for him.

[bob_barron 0]

Site feedback: Post before the thread gets closed

[Ted the Poster 0]

We should get Patrick laid. We both know some fantastic sluts, I'm sure.

This might not be the best idea.

I agree. Kotz's problem is his inability to relax with women when in a sexual climate. A random pussy won't help matters at all; he needs a woman that is tender, gentle and likes him for him.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Banky's "YOU NEED TO CRACK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELETTE" line from this folder's teke thread wouldn't make a bad subtitle for Site Feedback.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

That is if you don't mind getting so self-referential.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Haha, Incandenza understands TheSmartMarks references.

[Art Sandusky 0]

We should get Patrick laid. We both know some fantastic sluts, I'm sure.

This might not be the best idea.

I agree. Kotz's problem is his inability to relax with women when in a sexual climate. A random pussy won't help matters at all; he needs a woman that is tender, gentle and likes him for him.

Correct. Sorry Agent, no random sluts for me, although I do recognize their importance in society.

[Sideburnious 0]

It says it all that almost all of the submissions (self included) insult the board instead of complimenting it. Yay for self-depreciating humor.

It's one of those relationships where we can take the piss out of the board because we like it and post on it.

 

It's like the way you can insult your siblings but someone from outside your family can't insult your siblings.