Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 The other day, while in the shower, a large amount of water found its way into my right ear. How do I get it out.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 28, 2005 Author Report Posted January 28, 2005 http://little-cuties.biz/free/fm-011-004.jpg Now help me with my problem.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 Bait and switch. Hop up and down on one foot, tilt the ear that has the water in it towards the ground, slap the other ear with an open palm repeatedly. Either your eardrum will burst or the water will trickle out. I forget, really.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 28, 2005 Author Report Posted January 28, 2005 The above picture isn't worksafe, by the way.
Zack Malibu Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 Puff out your cheeks and breathe hard, hopefully shooting it out of your nostril not unlike an elephant's trunk.
1234-5678 Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 Keep it in there and give it a name. Like a pet.
Sideburnious Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 The above picture isn't worksafe, by the way. The above pic was terrible full stop. What you do is you tilt your head so that the ear with the water in it is facing the ground. Then you get that little fleshy piece of your ear that sticks out infront of the opening and you start pushing it into the opening. That should hopefully force out the water with repitition.
Zack Malibu Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 Keep it in there and give it a name. Like a pet. Water as a pet? It's the new pet rock. I think I'll name my puddle "Morrison". Well, that or Higgins.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 28, 2005 Author Report Posted January 28, 2005 Drip some rubbing alcohol in. This worked.
Nighthawk Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 This was a ruse. Incandenza didn't have any water in his ear, he just likes getting his rocks off exposing people to his sick fetishes.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 28, 2005 Author Report Posted January 28, 2005 I did have water in my ear. My huge collection of child pornography is unrelated.
Guest eBayBrison Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 That would explain a few things Inc. Definately would. :-D Brison
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 28, 2005 Author Report Posted January 28, 2005 eBayBrison has revolutionized message boards.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 28, 2005 Report Posted January 28, 2005 I just stick a Q-tip in there. It doesn't really do much good, but it feels good and I'm always curious to see how much goo I manage to get out...
Twisted Intestine Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 What's so horrible about the pic?
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 What's so horrible about the pic? Nothing.
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 Until I shot my load all over it.
Nighthawk Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 You guys do know that was actual child porn and not just a girl who looks like a child, right?
Sideburnious Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 I would've said 8. Yeah, that was my guess
Nevermortal Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 You guys do know that was actual child porn and not just a girl who looks like a child, right? Well, she wasn't naked, so would it still be considered porn?
Guest Flyboy Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 You guys do know that was actual child porn and not just a girl who looks like a child, right? So?
Guest Flyboy Posted January 29, 2005 Report Posted January 29, 2005 http://little-cuties.biz/ *bookmarks*
Nighthawk Posted January 30, 2005 Report Posted January 30, 2005 You guys do know that was actual child porn and not just a girl who looks like a child, right? So? They acted like they didn't know. I'm just the messenger. They could consider that porn if they wanted to split hairs, but you're probably safe. Nobody gets busted for child porn anymore unless you try to set up meetings or pay for it with a credit card.
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