Fuzzy Dunlop Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Would you let your son sleep with Michael Jackson for one million dollars?
Quit Calling My Mama Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 One million dollars is a lot of cash. I'd strongly consider it.
2GOLD Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 No. I'd at least want the person to be human for god sake. Nothing ruins a kid's life more than the person having sex with them having to put their nose back on.
Art Sandusky Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 I'd really have to think about it, and ask my son what he thought about it.
Youth N Asia Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Does that include me sitting bedside the bed in an armchair holding an a 7 iron?
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Why would you want to put a 7 iron up your kid's ass?
Nighthawk Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Ok, but would you suck Mike Tyson's cock at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Before or after the Maori tattoo?
1234-5678 Posted February 3, 2005 Report Posted February 3, 2005 Ok, but would you suck Mike Tyson's cock at the Thanksgiving dinner table? Why does it have to be Thanksgiving? He's been through so much, could he at least get a blowjob? I mean, he does have to fornicate more then normal people.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 How old is my theoretical son?
Ripper Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 I would say "let me see the money first" then beat the shit out of mike and take the money. What is he going to do, go to the cops and say "I was paying to sleep with his child and he backed out of it".
Guest BrokenWings Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 How old is my theoretical son? This is the most important question here. And what is involved in the relations? Are we talking full on ass fucking?
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 I'll let my kid (if I ever have one) sleep with Morgan Fairchild and Siguoruney Weaver before I ever let him sleep with that freak of nature. sok?!
Zorin Industries Posted February 4, 2005 Report Posted February 4, 2005 I'd sleep with Morgan Fairchild and Sigourny Weaver right now
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted February 5, 2005 Report Posted February 5, 2005 the thread subject reminds me of Xkillergonnahitemup's "what WWF wrestler would you let rape you so you could have sex witha Diva" topic at the old board. He picked xpac because "he hs a tinny dik"
Guest Nobody Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 Well this is all fine and dandy and sure, I'd let my kid sleep with MJ for 1 mil right now (if i had a kid that is) MJ wouldn't do anything. I'd tell the media all about it and they'd be all over the whole story like Courtney Love on a box of Crack. So I'd get an easy 1 mil and my kid wouldn't be troubled. But MY question is. Would YOU eat a bowl of your own shit for 10 million dollars. Some people do this kinda stuff for fun and/or sexual stimulation after all
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted February 11, 2005 Author Report Posted February 11, 2005 Would YOU eat a bowl of your own shit for 10 million dollars. I'd eat ten bowls.
Black Lushus Posted February 11, 2005 Report Posted February 11, 2005 If Sigourney Weaver had the Galaxy Quest look going I would certainly hit it...
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Posted February 12, 2005 If Sigourney Weaver had the Galaxy Quest look going I would certainly hit it... If she had the Ghostbusters "are you the keymaster?" look... I'll fuck her so many times.
Jingus Posted February 12, 2005 Report Posted February 12, 2005 If Sigourney Weaver had the Sigourney Weaver look from any of her movies ever, I'd load the torpedoes into the tube & fire away. (Yes, even Alien 3.)
Guest Brian Posted February 12, 2005 Report Posted February 12, 2005 The man made "Thriller". I'd give up the hypothetical little bastard for $10,000.
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