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Just saw a commercial for this. This season on Dream Job, it will be six former NBA players trying to win a job as the newest NBA analyst, ala Greg Anthony, Tim Legler, etc. The players are

 

Dee Brown

Darryl Dawkins

Matt Bullard

Dana Barros

Gerald Wilkins

 

and there was one more who I forget. I fear if Darryl Dawkins wins, it could become another SAS/Michael Irvin/Shannon Sharpe/etc. deal.

 

Discuss.

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I had hopes of seeing Legler and Anthony in the competition as well, where they all competed for the two jobs available.

 

EDIT: My money's on Bullard.

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They need to spice it up a bit. Add in Dennis Rodman, or Ron Artest, or some 7'5" European player with more Z's than vowels in his surname, or anyone that's played for the Portland Trailblazers the last 5 years. If it's a serious competition i can't see anyone giving a shit.

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or some 7'5" European player with more Z's than vowels in his surname, or anyone that's played for the Portland Trailblazers the last 5 years.

 

How about both? Arvydas Sabonis is available.

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Dana Barros should win because

 

A: He doesn't age....ever.

 

b: He has more/cooler Tattos than any of the other contestants.

 

c: He had the greatest rap song amoung NBA players EVER.

 

d: He is Dana fucking Barros, you bitches. Give him the job.

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or some 7'5" European player with more Z's than vowels in his surname, or anyone that's played for the Portland Trailblazers the last 5 years.

 

How about both? Arvydas Sabonis is available.

On the condition that Craig Kilborn gets to introduce him.

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Guest MikeSC

Well, if they can for the entire show without once slapping Stephen A. Smith, then they probably deserve something for that.

-=Mike

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Well, if they can for the entire show without once slapping Stephen A. Smith, then they probably deserve something for that.

-=Mike

 

We should all get a free year of cable if we can make it through a Stephen A segment without kicking in our tv.

 

As for this, Barros.

 

And where is the love for B.J Armstrong? This is bull man, no Armstrong?

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Well, if they can for the entire show without once slapping Stephen A. Smith, then they probably deserve something for that.

            -=Mike

 

We should all get a free year of cable if we can make it through a Stephen A segment without kicking in our tv.

 

As for this, Barros.

 

And where is the love for B.J Armstrong? This is bull man, no Armstrong?

BJ has a real job with either the Warriors or the Bulls...i can't remember which.

 

 

Dee Brown- Noteworthy moment in his carrer was winning the dunk contest. I remember he turned hiself into a 3 point shooter, was a decent player at best. Bleh

 

Darryl Dawkins - overrated player that people seem to think is good today because they have heard of his name. basically a underachiever that never really played hard, known best for dunking the ball really hard and coming up with ridiculous names for the dunk.....then doing the exact same duck and calling it something different. And he speaks like Karl Malone.... BLEAH

 

Matt Bullard - Some bench warming Power forward with a nice jump shot. I actually thought he still played. bleh

 

Dana Barros - The mutha fucking man. He was ran out of Seattle in favor of Gary Payton, went to Philly where he had some All-Star years and carried the team on his 5'10 shoulders, went to Boston where he made the jerseys look incredibly cool with his tattoos, great 3 point shooter who (I think) holds the record for consecutive games with a 3 pointer till the Knicks were bitches and wouldn't let him get one and ended his streak. And he released a rap single that was actually good.

 

Gerald Wilkins - Claim to fame was that his brother is one of the most underrated players in the games history and where ever he went to play, his team became the "jordan bitches". He started with the Knicks, went to cleveland, back to New York, the Orlando. Thats about it. BLEAH

 

 

I think the true winner is clear.

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Matt Bullard - Some bench warming Power forward with a nice jump shot. I actually thought he still played. bleh

He was a decent analyst on Rockets broadcasts, filling in for Calvin Murphy last year. Which of course doesn't mean that he'd be a good panelist, but it's a start.

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Guest MikeSC

Why not have a guy hired whose job is to hold the marbles that Bill Walton tries to hold in his mouth while he's talking?

 

That'd be a huge benefit.

-=Mike

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You forgot that J.R. Reid is in this, who's claim to "fame" was going to North Carolina, being drafted way too high, and elbowing AC Green in the mouth for no reason what so ever threatening the consecutive games played streak.

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Calvin Murphy probably needs a job.

Considering he's got like 14 kids, I'd say so. But the sexual misconduct charges - even though they were dismissed - are gonna stay with him, which makes it tough for him to get a regular job.

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Dana Barros should win because

 

A: He doesn't age....ever.

 

b: He has more/cooler Tattos than any of the other contestants.

 

c: He had the greatest rap song amoung NBA players EVER.

 

d: He is Dana fucking Barros, you bitches. Give him the job.

I hate to tell you this, Ripper, but Barros didn't appear in any of the commercials that aired today.

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Dana Barros should win because

 

A: He doesn't age....ever.

 

b: He has more/cooler Tattos than any of the other contestants.

 

c: He had the greatest rap song amoung NBA players EVER. 

 

d: He is Dana fucking Barros, you bitches.  Give him the job.

I hate to tell you this, Ripper, but Barros didn't appear in any of the commercials that aired today.

Damn shame cause Dana = Ratings.

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I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show.

They can just get Cookie Monster to come on the show then. they have the same voice.

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I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show.

If that happened, Bill Simmons would a) actually watch, and b) think he'd died and gone to unintentional comedy heaven...

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I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show.

If that happened, Bill Simmons would a) actually watch, and b) think he'd died and gone to unintentional comedy heaven...

Don't forget c) think that the producers stole his idea from when he was going to run ESPN6.

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I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show.

They can just get Cookie Monster to come on the show then. they have the same voice.

Gold. Did Cookie Monster ever elbow Big Bird?

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I think the one time I wanted to punch Dikembe Mutombo was after the 76ers beat the Lakers in game 1 of the 2001 NBA Finals. Shaq had scored 40 points and grabbed 20 rebounds while he steamrolled Mutombo and Mutombo had the nerve to stand around and tal about how he thought he did a good job on Shaq. Ever since then I haven't liked him.

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