alfdogg Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Just saw a commercial for this. This season on Dream Job, it will be six former NBA players trying to win a job as the newest NBA analyst, ala Greg Anthony, Tim Legler, etc. The players are Dee Brown Darryl Dawkins Matt Bullard Dana Barros Gerald Wilkins and there was one more who I forget. I fear if Darryl Dawkins wins, it could become another SAS/Michael Irvin/Shannon Sharpe/etc. deal. Discuss.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 They should have Artest on it.
Fökai Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 I had hopes of seeing Legler and Anthony in the competition as well, where they all competed for the two jobs available. EDIT: My money's on Bullard.
The Czech Republic Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Gee, how far overnight will THIS get shunted? My money is on 2 a.m. Central
Cuban Linx Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 They need to spice it up a bit. Add in Dennis Rodman, or Ron Artest, or some 7'5" European player with more Z's than vowels in his surname, or anyone that's played for the Portland Trailblazers the last 5 years. If it's a serious competition i can't see anyone giving a shit.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 or some 7'5" European player with more Z's than vowels in his surname, or anyone that's played for the Portland Trailblazers the last 5 years. How about both? Arvydas Sabonis is available.
Ripper Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Dana Barros should win because A: He doesn't age....ever. b: He has more/cooler Tattos than any of the other contestants. c: He had the greatest rap song amoung NBA players EVER. d: He is Dana fucking Barros, you bitches. Give him the job.
The Czech Republic Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 or some 7'5" European player with more Z's than vowels in his surname, or anyone that's played for the Portland Trailblazers the last 5 years. How about both? Arvydas Sabonis is available. On the condition that Craig Kilborn gets to introduce him.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Go Dawkins - he could spend an entire segment describing someone's dunk...
Guest MikeSC Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Well, if they can for the entire show without once slapping Stephen A. Smith, then they probably deserve something for that. -=Mike
2GOLD Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Well, if they can for the entire show without once slapping Stephen A. Smith, then they probably deserve something for that. -=Mike We should all get a free year of cable if we can make it through a Stephen A segment without kicking in our tv. As for this, Barros. And where is the love for B.J Armstrong? This is bull man, no Armstrong?
Ripper Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Well, if they can for the entire show without once slapping Stephen A. Smith, then they probably deserve something for that. -=Mike We should all get a free year of cable if we can make it through a Stephen A segment without kicking in our tv. As for this, Barros. And where is the love for B.J Armstrong? This is bull man, no Armstrong? BJ has a real job with either the Warriors or the Bulls...i can't remember which. Dee Brown- Noteworthy moment in his carrer was winning the dunk contest. I remember he turned hiself into a 3 point shooter, was a decent player at best. Bleh Darryl Dawkins - overrated player that people seem to think is good today because they have heard of his name. basically a underachiever that never really played hard, known best for dunking the ball really hard and coming up with ridiculous names for the dunk.....then doing the exact same duck and calling it something different. And he speaks like Karl Malone.... BLEAH Matt Bullard - Some bench warming Power forward with a nice jump shot. I actually thought he still played. bleh Dana Barros - The mutha fucking man. He was ran out of Seattle in favor of Gary Payton, went to Philly where he had some All-Star years and carried the team on his 5'10 shoulders, went to Boston where he made the jerseys look incredibly cool with his tattoos, great 3 point shooter who (I think) holds the record for consecutive games with a 3 pointer till the Knicks were bitches and wouldn't let him get one and ended his streak. And he released a rap single that was actually good. Gerald Wilkins - Claim to fame was that his brother is one of the most underrated players in the games history and where ever he went to play, his team became the "jordan bitches". He started with the Knicks, went to cleveland, back to New York, the Orlando. Thats about it. BLEAH I think the true winner is clear.
starvenger Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Matt Bullard - Some bench warming Power forward with a nice jump shot. I actually thought he still played. bleh He was a decent analyst on Rockets broadcasts, filling in for Calvin Murphy last year. Which of course doesn't mean that he'd be a good panelist, but it's a start.
Vern Gagne Posted February 14, 2005 Report Posted February 14, 2005 Calvin Murphy probably needs a job.
Guest MikeSC Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 Why not have a guy hired whose job is to hold the marbles that Bill Walton tries to hold in his mouth while he's talking? That'd be a huge benefit. -=Mike
Vern Gagne Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 *Walton mode on* Come on....That post was the worst in TSM history! *Walton mode off*
Ripper Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 You forgot that J.R. Reid is in this, who's claim to "fame" was going to North Carolina, being drafted way too high, and elbowing AC Green in the mouth for no reason what so ever threatening the consecutive games played streak.
starvenger Posted February 15, 2005 Report Posted February 15, 2005 Calvin Murphy probably needs a job. Considering he's got like 14 kids, I'd say so. But the sexual misconduct charges - even though they were dismissed - are gonna stay with him, which makes it tough for him to get a regular job.
alfdogg Posted February 17, 2005 Author Report Posted February 17, 2005 Dana Barros should win because A: He doesn't age....ever. b: He has more/cooler Tattos than any of the other contestants. c: He had the greatest rap song amoung NBA players EVER. d: He is Dana fucking Barros, you bitches. Give him the job. I hate to tell you this, Ripper, but Barros didn't appear in any of the commercials that aired today.
Ripper Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 Dana Barros should win because A: He doesn't age....ever. b: He has more/cooler Tattos than any of the other contestants. c: He had the greatest rap song amoung NBA players EVER. d: He is Dana fucking Barros, you bitches. Give him the job. I hate to tell you this, Ripper, but Barros didn't appear in any of the commercials that aired today. Damn shame cause Dana = Ratings.
CanadianChris Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show.
Ripper Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show. They can just get Cookie Monster to come on the show then. they have the same voice.
starvenger Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show. If that happened, Bill Simmons would a) actually watch, and b) think he'd died and gone to unintentional comedy heaven...
CanadianChris Posted February 17, 2005 Report Posted February 17, 2005 I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show. If that happened, Bill Simmons would a) actually watch, and b) think he'd died and gone to unintentional comedy heaven... Don't forget c) think that the producers stole his idea from when he was going to run ESPN6.
Vern Gagne Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 I want Dikembe Mutombo on this show. They can just get Cookie Monster to come on the show then. they have the same voice. Gold. Did Cookie Monster ever elbow Big Bird?
alfdogg Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Posted February 18, 2005 What happened to Sean Elliott? He was the best NBA panelist on ESPN, IMO.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 I think the one time I wanted to punch Dikembe Mutombo was after the 76ers beat the Lakers in game 1 of the 2001 NBA Finals. Shaq had scored 40 points and grabbed 20 rebounds while he steamrolled Mutombo and Mutombo had the nerve to stand around and tal about how he thought he did a good job on Shaq. Ever since then I haven't liked him.
alfdogg Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Posted March 24, 2005 It's down to Dee Brown and Matt Bullard.
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