Poor Trish

[strummer 0]

No women to work programs with, and forced to put over Christy Hemme's new Playboy spread. With Christy getting the Playboy push, wouldn't suprise me if they have her go over Trish.

[Some Guy 0]

Vince is probably pissed that Trish won't pose (and so am I ).

[razazteca 0]

Trish could go back to being Christian's valet.

[Guest Loss]

Did you hear the crowd tonight? They *love* Trish. The pop actually had to be muted because it was SO loud that it might have caused hearing problems for pets who happened to be sitting in front of the television. I have a special Trish Crowd Reaction Listener though, which I purchased from Tiffany & Co (too highbrow for a white trash site like WWE Shopzone). Sure, her cheers sound like boos, but if you notice, those boos were cascading. People in the back of the arena were booing as she stepped away from them; they were booing the fact that Trish was actually slowly moving, step-by-step, away from them. She's a superstar and everyone wants to be near her, unlike that no good redheaded bimbo. She did a promo tonight because she loves her fans and she was annoyed that anyone would think they would possibly want to possibly see nudity. The "Trish turned down Playboy" thing is a myth -- she volunteered to do a fully clothed spread for the low asking price of $10 billion, but they turned her down. How they did that when they had such a steal of a deal is out of my realm of comprehension.

 

Anyway, I'm hoping that next week, Trish Stratus will challenge Edge, defeat him and jump to Smackdown where she'll defeat JBL at Wrestlemania and have a long, healthy reign as WWE champion -- a championship she deserves to hold; a championship that means nothing until she has held it. She did seem annoyed tonight, but it was because she cares so much about us and loves us with all of her heart and the idea of a slut breathing and contaminating the same air her devoted fans are breathing makes her ill. She is sacrificing herself for us by ridding us of this hussy, and I for one am eternally grateful!

 

And don't even get me started on the preposterous nature of doing a HOF without inducting her first ...

[BHK 0]

All that from a man user a borken user icon

[Guest Trivia247]

well take out two valiable Women wrestlers, not to mention trim away 4-6 wrestlers off the Roster, and suddenly flood both brands with T&A from the bogus Diva search just because you think T&A is more important than Wrestling.........On a Wrestling Show, and you think its a good idea?

 

Womens division is Dead pretty much, Trish got only Victoria and Molly, and perhaps Ivory if you can resurrect her from that dead WWE Daytime show. None of these chicks are wrestlers and have as much chance of learning to wrestle as good as........Stacy Keblier.. waste of time.

 

Trish had a point all along, just not the one she intended

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Anyway, I'm hoping that next week, Trish Stratus will challenge Edge, defeat him and jump to Smackdown where she'll defeat JBL at Wrestlemania and have a long, healthy reign as WWE champion.

And when Molly wins the World Title, they can have a unification match at WrestleMania 22.

[Slickster 0]

OMG Gail Kim can win the NWA Title for a 3way match!!1

[CanadianChick 0]

Poor Trish indeed. But she was freaking hilarious tonight. Her mocking Chrissy and Chrissy having the stupidest look on her face ("Am I suppose to be insulted? Oh, pretty colours!") was just great. Trish is perhaps the best bitch in wrestling.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I hate the "I am PROUD of posing in Playboy". It's like, why? I mean, if she said "I get lots of money for wearing nothing" or "it's really liberating", then it'd make sense (and even then it wouldn't, since she gets paid for wearing barely nothing in the WWE).

[LessonInMachismo 0]

I hate the "I am PROUD of posing in Playboy". It's like, why? I mean, if she said "I get lots of money for wearing nothing" or "it's really liberating", then it'd make sense (and even then it wouldn't, since she gets paid for wearing barely nothing in the WWE).

They did the "proud" angle with Chyna, too. I guess it's something to be proud of if your other options are Beaver or Club magazines.

[CanadianChick 0]

I hate the "I am PROUD of posing in Playboy". It's like, why? I mean, if she said "I get lots of money for wearing nothing" or "it's really liberating", then it'd make sense (and even then it wouldn't, since she gets paid for wearing barely nothing in the WWE).

Ugh, don't get me started. Trish, the girl with self respect, is the heel. I mean, it's not necessarly bad to pose for Playbody, but can't you think of a good reason to say you're proud?

 

Oh, and now, we'll have Trish accused of being jealous. Ah yes, Trish f'n Stratus is jealous of a girl she is 10X hotter than. Sweet.

[KingPK 0]

It's another case of WWE Logic: Girl who shows her funbags and hoo-ha so guys can masturbate while looking at it = the perfect woman. Girl who's still hot to all rational males but doesn't = heartless, frigid, prude bitch.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

God, why won't Trish be a good girl and spread her legs?

 

"If we review the winning combination

Body at work and a mind on vacation"

- A lyric from Christy's Entrance.

 

Can I also whine about the banality of Stacy/Orton? So is Orton going to be driving Stacy around town and suddenly pass out from all the concussions and crashes off a bridge which ends up putting Stacy in a coma and puts him to the edge of madness? Or maybe they continue acting like they're in the 7th grade and deliver some of the worst dialogue this side of porn but never fuck... ?

 

"Gosh Stace, I sure do like you a lot. Maybe we can go out some time... for dinner?"

 

"Oh Randy, I thought you'd never ask."

 

"Really? WOWZERS! Gee golly, you mean it? Oh Stacy, you won't regret it. Why, I'll take you to the finest steakhouse in town and I'll buy you the biggest slice of prime rib and I'll borrow my dad's ol buick and I'll wear a bow-tie and put some styling gel in my hair and you can wear that long red dress and maybe put your hair up and tie it with some lace and then maybe we can go out for some ice cream and get a sundae with two spoons and sit under Mr. McAlisters giant old oak tree and look at the stars and try to find all the constellations in in the sky and...!"

 

*Stacy giggles*

 

"What is it Stacy? What did I say? What's so funny?"

 

"Nothing Randy, nothing at all. Ooooh, some day I will be your bride and it will be the happiest time of our lives"

 

"Let's not get ahead of ourselves Stacy, it's just a... date! I can't believe I just said we're going on a date!... but it's not, mmmmmmmarriage!"

 

"Oh I know silly, but a girl can dream, can't she?"

 

*Randy turns away and pulls out a small box from his side pocket*

 

(Whispering to himself) "A boy can too..."

[The Czech Republic 0]

All that from a man user a borken user icon

Loss needs to stop using borken or he's going to die. However, he is a role model for fellow borken users.

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

They did the "proud" angle with Chyna, too. I guess it's something to be proud of if your other options are Beaver or Club magazines.

Christy needs to get off the meth or diet pills or whatever uppers she's on before she ends up like Chyna. I've seen that kind of hyper giddiness before.

 

That whole scenario last night had me laughing, because I was hoping Trish would make it a habit to call out the useless baggage in WWE; only I thought she'd call out the girl who Jericho interviewed.

[Boon 0]

Thank God for Trish Stratus, and thank God her lip is okay.

 

And to reiterate what somebody said- the whole jealousy angle is by far the lamest angle they can take. Everybody in their right mind knows that if Trish wanted to do Playboy, it would be better then Chyna, maybe better then Torrie Wilson, and definitely better then Hemme.

[Guest BobbyWhioux]

Poor Trish indeed. But she was freaking hilarious tonight. Her mocking Chrissy and Chrissy having the stupidest look on her face ("Am I suppose to be insulted? Oh, pretty colours!") was just great. Trish is perhaps the best bitch in wrestling.

A friend of mine on another board insists that Trish is the best heel on Raw. Period, end of discussion. I don't have much chance to see Raw these days, but from what little I've seen of her and the others, I'm inclined to agree with him.

 

Yes, poor Trish, but at least she knows that the people on the internets back her. She'll always have us.

 

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Yeah, Poor Trish indeed.

[Black Lushus 0]

only I thought she'd call out the girl who Jericho interviewed.

that woman's voice quickly drained away any aspect of beauty she had going for her...

[jester 0]

Can I also whine about the banality of Stacy/Orton? So is Orton going to be driving Stacy around town and suddenly pass out from all the concussions and crashes off a bridge which ends up putting Stacy in a coma and puts him to the edge of madness? Or maybe they continue acting like they're in the 7th grade and deliver some of the worst dialogue this side of porn but never fuck... ?

Pairing you up with Stacy Keibler is WWE's special little way of saying "we don't have a clue on what to do with you, how to get you over, and frankly we've given up trying. Sorry. If it's any consolation, you can hang around with this hot chick."

[Black Lushus 0]

in all fairness to Orton, i really truely feel he is getting a LOT better out there...I actually enjoyed his match with Christian and his Rumble match with HHH...

[jester 0]

in all fairness to Orton, i really truely feel he is getting a LOT better out there...I actually enjoyed his match with Christian and his Rumble match with HHH...

I never really felt the problem was Orton himself, just how he was booked.

 

For a guy they were apparently trying to turn into the big dog of the company, they hardly did anything right with him.

[MARTYEWR 0]

Can I also whine about the banality of Stacy/Orton?  So is Orton going to be driving Stacy around town and suddenly pass out from all the concussions and crashes off a bridge which ends up putting Stacy in a coma and puts him to the edge of madness?  Or maybe they continue acting like they're in the 7th grade and deliver some of the worst dialogue this side of porn but never fuck... ?

Pairing you up with Stacy Keibler is WWE's special little way of saying "we don't have a clue on what to do with you, how to get you over, and frankly we've given up trying. Sorry. If it's any consolation, you can hang around with this hot chick."

Aren't they dating in real life?

[NoCalMike 0]

I guess I am the only one that still finds Trish's heel character cheesy as hell. I mean, the points she is making are fine and in reality true, but her delivery and total over-acting is just over the top cheesy. Also, I mean it is hard to buy into two divas arguing over who is the bigger slut when they both have ballooned-sized breasts barely covered up in their skimpy tops.

[Guest Trivia247]

Talk about a valet that got.......Passed around like a Cheap Joint..

 

Poor Stacy comes in as Stasiak's chick, just at the start of the invasion and that ended. Then became the Dutchless of Dudleyville.... then Went to RL BF at the time, Test, then too Scott Steiner, then forcefully back to Test, then to the BOTH of them. I forgot if there was anyone else before Orton but damn..

 

you don't acquire any wrestling skills I guess you can't live between Bikini shoot deals so the WWE saddles you up. I had forgotten if her involvement did any wonders for those career or not

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

I guess I am the only one that still finds Trish's heel character cheesy as hell. I mean, the points she is making are fine and in reality true, but her delivery and total over-acting is just over the top cheesy. Also, I mean it is hard to buy into two divas arguing over who is the bigger slut when they both have ballooned-sized breasts barely covered up in their skimpy tops.

No, you're right, her heel character *is* cheesy. However, it's much better than any other "bad girl" the WWE has had in a few years.

 

I would ask Trish to lesbian marry me right in the middle of damn San Francisco if she ever reverted her heel character to the badass Sherri Martel (circa early 90s) type of woman. I think she can carry that attitude for MILES and I'm proud of her for that.

 

Trish really could have told it like it is last night about the bullshit divas, but I hope they save that for a later time.

 

On another point, as far as Stacy's bad acting goes, I blame that (just like everything else) on Orton. Her WM commercial showed that she has better acting skill depending on who she's with. That's one good reason (out of a few I'm sure others could think of) to keep Keibler around.

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

No women to work programs with, and forced to put over Christy Hemme's new Playboy spread. With Christy getting the Playboy push, wouldn't suprise me if they have her go over Trish.

Didn't she suffer that nasty injury at the hands of Victoria at a house show, and can't wrestle because of it?

 

If so, it makes sense to have your top diva involved with a diva who is about to release a Playboy spread.

[pgi86 0]

I`ll tell you that.Trish is THE MAIN reason why I watch raw.Seriously.I don`t think I`ve ever enjoyed a female character more than I do the heel Trish.Btw,after last night,am the only one dreaming about a celebrity involvement in this years mania?Trish vs Britney fricking Spears anyone?Make it happen!

[Guest Loss]

Gene Snitsky could kill her baby one more time!

 

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[BUTT 0]

Since we're discussing other subjects relating to Raw in this thread, I was just wondering: useless moron Scott Keith seems to be under the impression that Simon Dean is done and the Kane match was WWE's way of burying the character and getting ready to send him back to OVW. Is there ANY reason to actually believe this or is it another example of ol' RSPWFAQ being a dumbass?