We Want Matt!

[Da Maintenance Man 0]

If it was say...I dunno, Batista cheating on his wife with fairly IWC loved diva Molly Holly would the backlash be as big? Or, so it seems a little more relevant..if Undertaker cheated with Miss Jackie, who's engaged to Charlie Haas (Although that's a bad case as I'm trying to think of someone the IWC likes, but you get the point).

Lita has been a slut all her life. Molly hasn't.

Really? Care to elaborate on anything else slutty that Lita has done besides cheat on Matt? This is surely the first time I've heard people calling her a slut.

[CanadianChick 0]

If it was say...I dunno, Batista cheating on his wife with fairly IWC loved diva Molly Holly would the backlash be as big? Or, so it seems a little more relevant..if Undertaker cheated with Miss Jackie, who's engaged to Charlie Haas (Although that's a bad case as I'm trying to think of someone the IWC likes, but you get the point).

Lita has been a slut all her life. Molly hasn't.

Really? Care to elaborate on anything else slutty that Lita has done besides cheat on Matt? This is surely the first time I've heard people calling her a slut.

You're kidding, right? She has quite a rep of being, uh, loose. She fucked the whole OMEGA lockerroom. She was quite skanky in the ECW lockerroom, apparently. There is quite a big list of guys who have claimed to sleep with her.

[Da Maintenance Man 0]

Oh, didn't know that. Started watching wrestling in 98. Forgive me.

[Guest combat_rock]

Yeah, I agree that it's probably best not to try and work a feud here. Like Slapnuts said, it's be wrong. I know that Vince doesn't ussually care about the feelings of others, but two wrongs (or twenty) don't make a right, do they? Also it's a CYA thing. There IS the possibility of any match turning into a shoot. Plus you've got to figure out a way to explain aroun Lita's storyline husband Kane. There's just so many things going against it. But I am glad that there are enough fans that know about this now to give Edge and Lita hell over it.

 

On another note, Lita and Christy should form a tag team called the " Fabulous Firecrotches".

[Matt Young 0]

Question: Is it because they cheated, or because of how Edge cheated with one of his friend's girlfriend? Because yeah, either is sleazy, but if it is purely for the former reason, many on the roster should be just as disgusting since there are barely any married wrestlers who haven't cheated.

Cheating's bad enough under any circumstances. I've been cheate don before, so I know how bad it feels to be a victim of infidelity. However, the fact that it was one of Matt's close friends that fucked his girlfriend, a friend who was recently married on top of that (imagine how Lisa Copeland feels), makes it that much more despicable.

[CBright7831 0]

It would be funny if Matt got that Chris Benoit "let's do business" attitude, but I know he probably doesn't want to do this.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

If it was say...I dunno, Batista cheating on his wife with fairly IWC loved diva Molly Holly would the backlash be as big? Or, so it seems a little more relevant..if Undertaker cheated with Miss Jackie, who's engaged to Charlie Haas (Although that's a bad case as I'm trying to think of someone the IWC likes, but you get the point).

Lita has been a slut all her life. Molly hasn't.

Really? Care to elaborate on anything else slutty that Lita has done besides cheat on Matt? This is surely the first time I've heard people calling her a slut.

Lita "has done":

Matt Hardy.

Jeff Hardy.

Hurricane.

Shannon Moore.

The rest of the OMEGA lockerroom.

Steve Corino's piss.

Her wrestling trainers in Mexico.

Etc.

[Exslade ZX 0]

If it was say...I dunno, Batista cheating on his wife with fairly IWC loved diva Molly Holly would the backlash be as big? Or, so it seems a little more relevant..if Undertaker cheated with Miss Jackie, who's engaged to Charlie Haas (Although that's a bad case as I'm trying to think of someone the IWC likes, but you get the point).

Lita has been a slut all her life. Molly hasn't.

Really? Care to elaborate on anything else slutty that Lita has done besides cheat on Matt? This is surely the first time I've heard people calling her a slut.

Lita "has done":

Matt Hardy.

Jeff Hardy.

Hurricane.

Shannon Moore.

The rest of the OMEGA lockerroom.

Steve Corino's piss.

Her wrestling trainers in Mexico.

Etc.

Wow, lucky (or unlucky if you think she's ugly) you. You got to watch her in action all of those times? That's still not as long as the list of people Trish has done on her way to the top of the business. No I don't know personally, but a lot of people have said it so yea..>_>

 

You're kidding, right? She has quite a rep of being, uh, loose. She fucked the whole OMEGA lockerroom. She was quite skanky in the ECW lockerroom, apparently. There is quite a big list of guys who have claimed to sleep with her.

If that's the case...Matt really has no reason to be mad. If she has a track record of this. If someone sells you a dog, and before tells you "But, it bites a lot" don't be pissed off when the little fucker bites you.

[CBright7831 0]

[Boon 0]

If that's the case...Matt really has no reason to be mad. If she has a track record of this. If someone sells you a dog, and before tells you "But, it bites a lot" don't be pissed off when the little fucker bites you.

That argument doesn't apply. If Lita had a boyfriend during the time she was banging everybody, that'd be one thing, b/c then Matt knew she had a record of cheating. But she didn't- hence, it's not out of the question for Matt to be pissed at Lita's unfaithfulness.

 

Plus- it wasn't just some random fella that she cheated on him with- it's one of Matt's close friends.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

You got to watch her in action all of those times?

Yes. I'm El Dandy.

 

That's still not as long as the list of people Trish has done on her way to the top of the business. No I don't know personally, but a lot of people have said it so yea..>_>

You suck at humor.

[NoCalMike 0]

on a sidenote, it looks like Lita's tits grew again.

[cabbageboy 0]

Was all this stuff about Lita's sex life in her book or something? I'm just wanting to know where all this came from.

 

There have been instances of "So and so fucks someone's wife or GF and then has a feud with them" anyway. Obviously there's Benoit/Sullivan but there is also the old Austin/Chris Adams feud from back in the old USWA.

[Kardo 0]

Was all this stuff about Lita's sex life in her book or something? I'm just wanting to know where all this came from.

 

There have been instances of "So and so fucks someone's wife or GF and then has a feud with them" anyway. Obviously there's Benoit/Sullivan but there is also the old Austin/Chris Adams feud from back in the old USWA.

Some came from hints from her book. Such as going all the way with Matt after 10 minutes of meeting him. Stuff like that gives people a bad impression.

[Precious Roy 0]

Well, going by Austin/Adams and Benoit/Sullivan, Edge should go on to bigger and better things while Matt Hardy toils in obscurity. These hoes know what they're doing....

[Guest Rrrsh]

Bottom line is that this thing has gotten out to anyone on the internet.

 

Its not just a "smark" thing, its a "anybody who goes to any wrestling website" thing. So if they don't do something about it, its going to ruin any storyline they try to do. Lita got her ass booed tonight, and it was loud. Matt got chants all night and would get a massive pop when he comes back if they do it right.

 

 

Saying 'LA LA LA" and putting their fingers in thier ears (you know, what they do when Jericho walks out and get the biggest pop of the night) will just piss away three charicters and screw up something that could be sucsessful.

[razazteca 0]

Well, going by Austin/Adams and Benoit/Sullivan, Edge should go on to bigger and better things while Matt Hardy toils in obscurity. These hoes know what they're doing....

Edge will move on to become NWA champion?

[Precious Roy 0]

Well, going by Austin/Adams and Benoit/Sullivan, Edge should go on to bigger and better things while Matt Hardy toils in obscurity.  These hoes know what they're doing....

Edge will move on to become NWA champion?

huh?

[2GOLD 0]

Is everyone missing the fact that Matt probably doesn't want to be anywhere near those 2, let alone work an angle and match with them? I mean far be it from Vince not to take advantage of real life drama if it would make a good angle...

Oh come on, Vince always exploits this crap. Why should this be any different?

 

What if Matt actually snaps during a match with Edge and causing him a severe, career ending injury?

The WWE could be held libel for what they did. They knew the situation and instead of playing safe with it, they tried to make extra money off the situation.

 

If they play with this fire, it could end up burning them very badly. Their best bet is to move Matt back to Smackdown and be done with it.

[Guest Brian]

Are we still assuming the whole affair is real? Because for all we know, the WWE's been waiting forever to tap into the dirtsheets and run angle proper.

[iggymcfly 0]

No, they actually wouldn't be liable if Matt decided to shoot on Matt. Their job is to wrestle, and they work for the same company, so if Matt happened to assault Edge outside the agreed upon nature of the match, it would certainly not be their legal responsibility.

 

Now granted, it would certainly promote a lot of resentment to force one of their workers to work with the guy who just fucked his girlfriend, and it might end up hurting the actual product they put out, but they wouldn't be in any more serious legal danger from asking them to work together than they would from asking Hardcore Holly to wrestle Rey Mysterio.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

No, they actually wouldn't be liable if Matt decided to shoot on Matt.

Yeah, that would be kinda Matt's fault if he decided to shoot on himself.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Are we still assuming the whole affair is real? Because for all we know, the WWE's been waiting forever to tap into the dirtsheets and run angle proper.

If it's a work, then the only people who appear to be in on it are Vince, Lita, Edge and Matt, and maybe Edge's wife. Everyone else seems to think it's real, and if it wasn't it would have leaked by now, unless the circle of people in the know is just those four or five people. In which case, if it comes out to be a work, then everyone close to those involved will feel a little peeved at getting fooled just for the sake of trying to fool the internet fanbase.

[Just call me Dan 0]

No, they actually wouldn't be liable if Matt decided to shoot on Matt.

Yeah, that would be kinda Matt's fault if he decided to shoot on himself.

Just the thought of someone "shooting on themself" during a promo.

[bobobrazil1984 0]

I think the fact that Edge and Matt (and that whole 'good workers midcarders' clique) were good known to be good friends has a lot to do with the heat that edge and lita are getting (and deserving)

 

Which is why all of the "If xxx cheated on his wife with yyy" nonsense is generally retarded.

 

IF MANTAUR CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH BERTHA FAYE, YOU WOULDN'T HATE HIM YOU HYPOCRITES?!?!?!!? *shoots self* yeah those kind of people are morons. The CE folder awaits you.

 

Regarding the angle, making a storyline outta this would be a waste of time. WWE writers do not know good storytelling, period. We would get boring segments that end up with Edge hitting Matt with a chair, costing him matches, and the usual crap. Even the "good stuff" of the alst few years isn't actually good storytelling, its just the other stuff is so bad that basic stuff seems good.

[Guest Brian]

Are we still assuming the whole affair is real? Because for all we know, the WWE's been waiting forever to tap into the dirtsheets and run angle proper.

If it's a work, then the only people who appear to be in on it are Vince, Lita, Edge and Matt, and maybe Edge's wife. Everyone else seems to think it's real, and if it wasn't it would have leaked by now, unless the circle of people in the know is just those four or five people. In which case, if it comes out to be a work, then everyone close to those involved will feel a little peeved at getting fooled just for the sake of trying to fool the internet fanbase.

I wouldn't put anything past Vince.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Are we still assuming the whole affair is real? Because for all we know, the WWE's been waiting forever to tap into the dirtsheets and run angle proper.

If it's a work, then the only people who appear to be in on it are Vince, Lita, Edge and Matt, and maybe Edge's wife. Everyone else seems to think it's real, and if it wasn't it would have leaked by now, unless the circle of people in the know is just those four or five people. In which case, if it comes out to be a work, then everyone close to those involved will feel a little peeved at getting fooled just for the sake of trying to fool the internet fanbase.

I wouldn't put anything past Vince.

Yeah, but I doubt he wants to piss off so many people in one go, especially when he can't make any money out of it.

[krease 0]

Nothing's really stopping them from bringing out Matt the night of with a "oh no, Kane's mysteriously injured, who did this?" type of thing.

[Guest Coffey]

I love how everyone acts like Lita is a 100% Grade A slut because of some shit they've read. It's funny.

 

Her saying some shit in her book? That's one thing...but where'd all this Omega locker room and ECW locker room shit come from? Credible sources like...Danny Doring posting on the internet? Come the fuck on.

 

I don't want to act thick-skulled like there's no possibility that it happened...I just don't see why people seem to care so much. When there's proof...that's one thing. If there's a video of Lita smoking off random jobbers in a shitty indy ring...great. Otherwise, it's all hearsay.

[Guest Brian]

I think he actually enjoys pissing off the net fans that much. It's rather sad.

 

Anyways, when did we figure out it was Edge and confirmed it?