Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 10, 2005 I feel like a total retard asking this, but who is the "legendary Witty Banter?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IllustriousOne 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 One of my bitches. No honestly, Jay is one of the old guard types from way back in the Rantsylvania days. He lays claim to the fact that his banning lead the exodus of the original Smarks board to the splintered boards like WDI, SNKT, and UGS. Neat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 11, 2005 I wish I knew what the hell you just said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Witty Banter is your god. Case closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Witty Banter is your god. God is a pretty average and sometimes dull man then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 I wish I knew what the hell you just said. Way back in the day, when this was still the Smarks Board and useless moron Scott Keith was still in charge, people started fucking with him. One of those people was Witty Banter. I don't remember exactly what he did, but he got himself banned for it. When others complained, they all got banned too. As a result, these banned people created their own boards, like WDI and SNKT. Make sense now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Fuck, him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameron chaos 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 The Hitler Keith picture still makes me smile to think about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Who is "Undertow"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Thanks Metal Maniac, and what do you mean who am I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Man in Blak 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 11, 2005 I woke up in a Soho doorway A policeman knew my name He said "You can go sleep at home tonight If you can get up and walk away" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 11, 2005 I'm a funny looking catterpillar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Go away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Christ, calm down. I love how the members here are so nice and polite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 As opposed to other Internet message boards... faggot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Ooook... I don't see why I'm getting all this unprovoked anger. I haven't pissed anyone off. I asked a question, got an answer, said thanks. Now everyone is kirkin out and being really gay. And I wasn't reffering to other boards being nicer, I was just making a point about how everyone is bleeding all over the place for no reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you incapable of grasping any logic whatsoever? You're a fucking moron. Piss off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpikeFayeJettEdBebop 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Alright you know what ladies? You all need to chill the FUCK OUT. Undertow is a friend of mine. Seriously cut the guy a break, I'll make fun of him later, because I'm a big asshole. But for now, everybody just chill the fuck out. And what the fuck is wrong with all of you? He's clearly new here, and as I see it atleast, he hasn't done anythign wrong. So just cut him a fucking break. But yeah, hes a big ass moron sometimes, although I don't really think this thread shows it. Nice welcoming you gave him. But whatever, I really don't care either way, as at this point, I havn't been shit on...yet..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Oh I see, he's your bitch then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpikeFayeJettEdBebop 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Yeah, absolutley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted March 11, 2005 its a good album by Tool at the very least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Their best full-length one, at least. Opiate rocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 11, 2005 And yeah, Undertow is the best Tool album. Intolerance, Prison Sex, Swamp Song, and Undertow rock the shit. I'm also clearly unable to grasp logic, as stated by Vitamin X. Just making that clear to everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Fuck Tool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Undertow Report post Posted March 11, 2005 Tool is awesome. Silly lookin redneck Korn-wannabes strumming on banjos are not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2005 Ah noobs to this board. They take a while to get into the swing of things and are overly defensive thinking people actually give a shit and want to fuck with them. In a way, they are testing you Undertow. Just roll up into a ball and wait for it to pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 12, 2005 To make this a proper Witty Banter thread; THE FISH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2005 Witty Banter is one of the greatest douchebags in douchebag posting history. With one simple post, he inadvertently started a message board revolution. Yup, it doesn't get much more ghey than that folks. Witty's special. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
