TV Mark-Out Moments

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This covers anything on TV besides wrestling. There's a folder for that.

 

I was watching a syndicated Spin City, which had Mike being all nervous because he was meeting his mentor for the first time in years. Lo and behold, who pops up but Christopher Lloyd. Being a BTTF fan, I let out a Holy Shit.

 

More:

 

- Puppet Angel

- Masturbating Bear unmasking himself, revealing Jim Carrey

- Triumph ripping on the Quebeccers. Yeah, I know. They couldn't have picked any worse humorless morons for this bit.

- Any Arrested Development episode. I mean, duh.

 

Discuss.

[Anya 0]

Buffy just all together is the greatest thing ever to happen to TV.

[MrRant 0]

Yet another reason why I despise Buffy/Angel fans.

[Jingus 0]

Ignore her, Rant, I love the shows too. If you ever get the chance, do see the episode called "The Body" from season 5, it just might change your mind a little.

 

My favorite moment: when the mom asks "How did you die?" in ep "So-Called Angels" of MS-CL.

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When Leo returned to "That 70s Show" last week. man, he was one of my favorite and funniest charater on the show. I'am glad they brought him back!. yeeeah man!

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When Leo returned to "That 70s Show" last week. man, he was one of my favorite and funniest charater on the show. I'am glad they brought him back!. yeeeah man!

Agreed on that one, I was only half paying attention then I heard his voice and totally marked out, heh

 

alot of 24 moments are mark-out moments, but I'll say when Jack finally takes out Nina.

[Vern Gagne 0]

The return of the Walker Texas Ranger lever.

[Taker666 0]

The return of the Walker Texas Ranger lever.

HA! Couldn't agree more.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

When ECW entered the Invasion, when Hogan showed up in Montreal after Mania, oddly enough when Waltman showed up on RAW and joined DX, when Jericho showed up on RAW... all wrestling tv moments when I went NUTS.

 

When Lindsey showed up on Angel in Season 5, probably, was the biggest freak out moment for a non wrestling show. Like, I ran around the house screaming after that one. Luckily no one was home.

[Art Sandusky 0]

(slaps down money on counter ) "I'm out!"

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Oh, and when Angel said "Let's go to work" and the show ended with a bang. OMG that was sooooooooooooooooooooo awesome.

 

And when Buffy said to Spike that Willow was gay and Xander said something really funny and Anya didn't laugh because she is a demon and didn't get it and then Joyce died

 

And then there's the Buffy episode where Buffy didn't want to save the world but had to anyways LOL it wuz g8astic.

 

... I didn't know it was prohibitive to actually write down mark out moments you had when watching TV in a thread that was asking you about mark out moments you had when watching TV. I'll make a note of that next time. *Makes note of never talking about the subject at hand* I'm being a better poster already. Next up: not giving a shit about anything.

 

When Grissom took the stand and knocked it out of the park in The Accused is Entitled, and of course...

 

JIMMY TADERO: I can't believe you're doing this to me. I gave you your career.

 

CATHERINE: I earned my career and you did this to yourself. You fabricated evidence, Jimmy.

 

JIMMY TADERO: You were two steps away from turning tricks. This is the thanks I get?

 

(CATHERINE doesn't say anything. JIMMY knows that he's gone too far.)

 

CATHERINE: (hurt) I danced, period. And instead of feeling sorry for

yourself, think about this. When you were out there planting evidence on a case that you couldn't break, Stephanie's real killer got away. And he's still out there ... (pause) ... because you sold the one thing a cop can't afford to sell: Your integrity. So you tell me, between the two of us who's the whore?

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Star Trek The Next Generation, 5 words.. "I am Locutus of Borg."

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

In Carnivale when Brother Justin returns home and pretty much everything that follows, but especially when he gets all black eyed. When Management speaks. Actually... that whole last episode of the season was a giant mark out moment, given they had been building it up for the entire run of the show.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I only watch television in passing, but here's a line that made me laugh.

 

From That 70's Show..

 

Kitty: Red, do you think I'm smart?

 

Red: Oh, is that what we're gonna do today? We're gonna fight?

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The return of the Walker Texas Ranger lever.

Fuck yeah.

 

Jack having to kill Chappelle on 24 last season. I didn't think he would actually have to do it and then he puts in a bullet in the back of his head.

 

Little things in Arrested Development. Like when you see the Cornballer in the background, or Tobias' blue handprints all over everything, or whenever Barry shows up.

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I'll have to list Buffy and Angel later, way too many to name. I'll spend all day doing it if I start.

 

MY THREAD WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE FOLLOWING SHOWS: OZ, THE SHIELD, AND NIP/TUCK

 

Oz

-SEASON 2: Said refuses Devlin's pardon at the end of the season.

-SEASON 2: Sippel is nailed to the floor of the gym by Schillinger.

-SEASON 3: The racial tension at the end of the season. They leave you just waiting for a new episode cause you know something's going to happen.

-SEASON 4: Said shanks Schillinger in the library when Schillinger and Robson are going after Beecher. It was just long overdue.

-SEASON 4: Clayton Huges completly loses his mind and takes over solitary. "I declare this the Republic of Hoo-Roo! You will refer to me as Bamba Kufa or your Excelency."

-SEASON 4: Alverez: "Hey could you shut the fuck up, I'm trying to masturbate!"

-SEASON 4: Moses digs through his cell wall to strangle

 

Too many more to name.

 

NIP TUCK:

-Christian attacks the priest in the confessional. That episode alone should have gotten Julian the emmy.

-Christian and Sean give Escabar a facelift so he resembles a wanted fugative.

 

THE SHIELD:

-Vic shoots Terry at the end of the first episode. I just yelled "WHAT!" when I first saw it.

-Dutch cathes the serial killer in season 1 and gets the respect he deserves from everyone else.

-Vic burns Armadeo's face on the stove.

-"Cletus Van Dam"

-Strike Team rip off the money train.

-The Strike Team steal a safe out of Acevada's office and get it back before he even notices.

-Vic kills Margos at the end of season 3.

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24 SPOILERS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Season 1:

 

- Jack breaking out of secret service custody and taking a waitress hostage for a half-an-hour.

- Jack going into Gaines' compound and getting his family out alive without CTU's help.

- Tony killing Drazen's assassin at the Bauer house.

- Jack, thinking Kim is dead, mowing down Drazen's posse, putting two in Andre, and shooting Victor Drazen until there are no bullets remaining in his gun.

 

Season 2:

 

- Jack breaking Dave's ankle.

- Jack killing Wald's crew to get Wald's address.

- Jack shooting a dog.

- Jack and Nina's first meeting since Teri's death.

- The Ali interrogation.

- Jack/Wallace/Kate v. Terrorists with automatic weapons.

- Jack pulls his gun on a nurse in the hospital.

 

Season 3:

 

- Jack v. Ramon in russian roulette

- Jack pulls the trigger on Chase to prove himself to the Salazars

- "That man has more lives than a cat!"

- Jack knocking out Nina while tied to a chair.

- Jack killing Nina

- Chappelle's death.

[Youth N Asia 0]

The Ultimate Fighter

-DIEGO CHOKES MOFO's OUT! He just looks unbeatable right now.

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Star Trek The Next Generation, 5 words.. "I am Locutus of Borg."

Speaking of Trek...

 

- "Trials and Tribble-ations". The whole damn thing

- "Reunited". Dax and the other chick kiss. And it isn't just a peck.

 

Others...

- Chandler's IM romance turns out to be with Janice.

- Chandler sleeps with Monica

- Lance Storm (literally) kicks off the InVasion. Never mind that it's all downhill from there.

- The Shockmaster. 'Nuff said.

- Jack F'n Bauer, Chase, the virus and an axe.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I'm Rick James bitch.

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(slaps down money on counter ) "I'm out!"

Seconded.

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The only mark out moment I have had from Buffy in the whole time I watched it was season six.

 

Dark Willow, after kicking Buffy's ass and basically everyone elses, stands there and says, "And there's no one in the world with the power to stop me now."

Then she gets blasted with a ball of light, she gets up, nose blooded and looking basically like, "what the f*ck?"

Camera turns and there is Giles in the door and says, "I'd like to test that theory."

 

It was the equal of "Applesauce bitch".

But other than that, I didn't mark out another time in the seven seasons.

 

As for Angel

Wes. Shotgun then double handgun. Cause it was just cool.

[Guest Evolution]

I assume that anyone who enters this thread is expecting spoilers on shows, so I won't bother with any spoiler tags.

 

24

"I'm gonna need a hacksaw!"

Seconding Jack's breakdown leading up to him emptying a clip in Dennis Hopper.

Mason appears in the back of the plane

The CTU mole swerve at the beginning of Season 3.

Palmer makes the order to snuff out the civil unrest in Marietta, Georgia.

Yusuf Auda turns out to be less of a mole and more of a badass in Season 2.

 

The Dead Zone

Johnny's first vision of the Washington Monument in full

 

Lost

Walkabout. Just the entire episode in general.

Charlie doesn't die after all

Boone's visions in the jungle and the second death fakeout.

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Youth covered it but I'll repeat it anyway

 

THE SHIELD:

Vic shooting Terry. That was by far the "holy sh*t!" moment. I didn't see that coming.

 

And I second, "I'm going to need a hacksaw" from 24

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Full House:

 

STEVE!~ returns to take DJ to the prom

 

Family Matters:

 

The next to last episode where Urkel proposes to Laura. Some amazing continuity for a show not known for one.

 

Lizzie McGuire:

 

You rock. Don't ever change. And only I really mean it.

 

Seinfeld:

 

I'm out!

Dave Letterman's cameo

Jerry stealing the marble rye.

 

NewsRadio:

 

Bill telling Dave that he promises he won't ever play the piano again and that he's sorry and he'll never do it again. Two seconds later- Bill plays the piano.

 

Bill talking about how the hound proved foxier then the fox.

 

"Well screw you too!"

 

"Is it cold in here or are you wearing an anatomically correct bra?"

 

"Is your hand in my salad?"

 

Matthew's moustache and Bill kissing him to see the effect

 

Norm:

 

Norm calling his boss assface in the pilot.

 

The driving test in Drive Norm Said.

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Many things Adebisi did on Oz. Dude was awesome. Said was the only character worthy of killing him. If he had to go, that was the best way.

 

Other things from Oz:

 

-Jefferson Keane taking out the bride and groom as they exit the church.

-Cyril going nuts and brutally beating/stabbing people.

-Said refusing the pardon.

-Bricks: "Hey faggot, you done with your faggotry yet?" I still use that line. I like Bricks almost as much as Adebisi.

 

Schillinger and Robson had a lot of good stuff too. Funny lines from them:

 

Schillinger: *observes Muslims* "Yabba dabba do."

Robson: "Jihad? YEEE HA!"

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South Park: Where they determine Timmy has ADD

 

Chappelle's Show: R. Kelly "Piss on You Music" Video and later his trial

[syxx2001 0]

Topanga leaves to Pittsburgh and returns on Corey back door in the rain.

 

Seth/Zack/Ryan's comic movie convo.

 

When Summer and Seth got back together.

[Ripper 0]

I watched every episode of Buffy and Angel and the only mark moments I had were :

 

the already mentioned Willow ass kicking scene with Giles, and her " You called me a rank, arogant amatuer. Well, buckle up Rupert.....cause I've turned pro" with the music swelling.

 

The montage of big bads from the first show in season 7 was just one long mark out moment. Mostly because the little monologue kicked ass.

 

Willow's "Bored now" when she ripped all of Warrens skin off and burned him.

 

Yellow Crayon

 

Angel:

Wes and the magically appearing as from nowhere Shot gun,

 

Wes Stabbing Gun

 

"Personally, I want to slay the dragon"

 

Wes shooting whats his face after Angel gave his long "we will protect him even if he is evil, because he is human and human life means alot" then Wes kills him.

 

Illeriya A: Beating that car and everything in it to death, and B: Punching the wizard guy in the face and making his head explode.

 

Lornes "Good Night Folks" after he shot Lindsey to death.

 

 

 

 

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Basically the entire last episode of Angel. I mean COME ON. They killed every character on the show. How can you not mark for that?

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NewsRadio

Dave: "Bill? I stole your cane."

 

Followed by Bill running through a series of new canes. "This one displeases me."

 

The news blurb about the Death Star's destruction in the space episode.

 

Dave: "What really turns me on is when Lisa's mad at me."

Lisa (off screen, angrily): "DAVE! ARE YOU COMING!"

Dave: "Oh, yeaaaah."

 

The scene in the dark at the end of the episode where Matthew went to Japan.

 

Jimmy James's bookreading.

 

"I'm Bill McNeil...on CRACK...I like...BOYS."

 

During the episode when the building was on fire, and Dave is explaining the benefits of the key-card entry system for the office. He shows the 1 particular visual aid w/ the Hamburglar-looking guy on the horse, and Matthew says "hey, I've seen that guy!" (seen most notably in the episode where Katherine leaves, and that same guy knocks the coffee pot out of Matthew's hands in his version of the events).

 

GI Joe

The end of "The Viper" episode.

 

X-Files

Pretty much the entire episode w/ the vampires (had Luke Wilson and the 1 kid from The Sandlot in it). Not for those 2 guys, the episode was just so funny.

 

In "Diary of a Cigarette Smoking Man" (I think that was the title), when CSM says the Buffalo Bills will never win the Super Bowl as long as he is in power.