LessonInMachismo Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 The rules are simple. Someone randomly posts a quote and someone else quotes it in a reply and gets one guess per post. Posting two or more guesses is not allowed. Of course, some of the quotes will be paraphrased. I will begin. "To me, you or anyone in your family isn't worth TWO CENTS! So what do ya think about that?" (SLAP!)
JoeDirt Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 "If I had to fight me, I wouldn't show up either." "Last night this girl came knocking on my door at midnight. Finally, I let her out." "The only bones you're fit to chew on are Past-Your-Prime Ribs." Enjoy.
alfdogg Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 "If I had to fight me, I wouldn't show up either." The Giant @ Starrcade 97
LessonInMachismo Posted March 17, 2005 Author Report Posted March 17, 2005 "Your diamonds have lost their luster! Space Mountain is on Viagra!"
JST Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "Your diamonds have lost their luster! Space Mountain is on Viagra!" Sting.
Frankie Williams Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "The last time I saw Typhoon run that fast, was when the opened the lunch line at the free buffet"
cawthon777 Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "The last time I saw Typhoon run that fast, was when the opened the lunch line at the free buffet" Heenan
Placebo Effect Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "You're nothing but a wet weasel!" Roddy Piper?
cawthon777 Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 Nope, Mr. Perfect on Prime Time when he turned babyface and poured the pitcher of water on Heenan's head while grabbing him by the shirt.
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "I am twice the man you are, and I have half the brain you do!"
Guest BDC Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "The only bones you're fit to chew on are Past-Your-Prime Ribs." Cactus Jack, I think.
BUTT Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "Chris Benoit - you come out here, week in and week out, with that same puss on your face, like the world owes you something. Well, I'll tell you what, I'ma turn that frown upside down, punk" "It's my rules or the highway!"
Aero Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "It's my rules or the highway!" Jesse Ventura, leading into Summerslam 99, I think.
Guest Fook Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "Chris Benoit - you come out here, week in and week out, with that same puss on your face, like the world owes you something. Well, I'll tell you what, I'ma turn that frown upside down, punk" DDP?
Youth N Asia Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "What's black, and white, and red all over? The Dudley boys after fucking with me."
BUTT Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "Chris Benoit - you come out here, week in and week out, with that same puss on your face, like the world owes you something. Well, I'll tell you what, I'ma turn that frown upside down, punk" This one was Taz.
JoeDirt Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "The only bones you're fit to chew on are Past-Your-Prime Ribs." Cactus Jack, I think. You are correct sir. Here are some more, some easy: "What are you? A Bobby Heenan cartoonish heel color commentator?" "Hey, Jerry! Remember back in '86, in Memphis? You told me to no sell the piledriver, and I did! That was fun..." "She kicked him in the thing!" "Kurt Angle is Picasso. Triple H is a finger painter." "Bill Goldberg...a bald-headed man with a tattoo...who only has one loss...to the great warrior Kevin Nash...standing in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field...Sid Vicious...6 foot ten, 290! No, 315! No, 350! No...FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS!"
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 Hawk said the piledriver comment when he was a drunk.
JoeDirt Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 Hawk said the piledriver comment when he was a drunk. Yeah, that was an easy one. But I had to put it in there.
Epic Reine Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "You think you're BETTER than me?" "Any Joe or Jose could buy himself a cheap belt and call himself the Intercontinental champion!" "You hurt Sean...you hurt me..." "I AM a dinosaur, I'M A TYRANASAURUS REX!!!"
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 That was the only one I knew, and that took a few minutes. Who am I... (rambles incoherrently about Blackjack)
Guest LooneyTune Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "You hurt Sean...you hurt me..." KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Youth N Asia Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "What's black, and white, and red all over? The Dudley boys after fucking with me." New Jack actually
MillenniumMan831 Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "Bill Goldberg...a bald-headed man with a tattoo...who only has one loss...to the great warrior Kevin Nash...standing in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field...Sid Vicious...6 foot ten, 290! No, 315! No, 350! No...FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS!" Kevin Nash?
JoeDirt Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "Bill Goldberg...a bald-headed man with a tattoo...who only has one loss...to the great warrior Kevin Nash...standing in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field...Sid Vicious...6 foot ten, 290! No, 315! No, 350! No...FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS!" Kevin Nash? Haha, of course!
JHawk Posted March 18, 2005 Report Posted March 18, 2005 "She kicked him in the thing!" Dusty Rhodes at SuperBrawl VII. My favorite color commentary call, ever. "What's the matter, Acey baby, did you lose? Oh, I'm sorry. It was my fault!"
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