LessonInMachismo 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 The rules are simple. Someone randomly posts a quote and someone else quotes it in a reply and gets one guess per post. Posting two or more guesses is not allowed. Of course, some of the quotes will be paraphrased. I will begin. "To me, you or anyone in your family isn't worth TWO CENTS! So what do ya think about that?" (SLAP!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 "If I had to fight me, I wouldn't show up either." "Last night this girl came knocking on my door at midnight. Finally, I let her out." "The only bones you're fit to chew on are Past-Your-Prime Ribs." Enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 "If I had to fight me, I wouldn't show up either." The Giant @ Starrcade 97 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LessonInMachismo 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2005 "Your diamonds have lost their luster! Space Mountain is on Viagra!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JST 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "Your diamonds have lost their luster! Space Mountain is on Viagra!" Sting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankie Williams 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "The last time I saw Typhoon run that fast, was when the opened the lunch line at the free buffet" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "The last time I saw Typhoon run that fast, was when the opened the lunch line at the free buffet" Heenan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "You're nothing but a wet weasel!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "You're nothing but a wet weasel!" Roddy Piper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Nope, Mr. Perfect on Prime Time when he turned babyface and poured the pitcher of water on Heenan's head while grabbing him by the shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "I am twice the man you are, and I have half the brain you do!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Sid! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "The only bones you're fit to chew on are Past-Your-Prime Ribs." Cactus Jack, I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "Chris Benoit - you come out here, week in and week out, with that same puss on your face, like the world owes you something. Well, I'll tell you what, I'ma turn that frown upside down, punk" "It's my rules or the highway!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "It's my rules or the highway!" Jesse Ventura, leading into Summerslam 99, I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "Chris Benoit - you come out here, week in and week out, with that same puss on your face, like the world owes you something. Well, I'll tell you what, I'ma turn that frown upside down, punk" DDP? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "What's black, and white, and red all over? The Dudley boys after fucking with me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 ^^^ Taz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 I say Tommy Dreamer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "Chris Benoit - you come out here, week in and week out, with that same puss on your face, like the world owes you something. Well, I'll tell you what, I'ma turn that frown upside down, punk" This one was Taz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "The only bones you're fit to chew on are Past-Your-Prime Ribs." Cactus Jack, I think. You are correct sir. Here are some more, some easy: "What are you? A Bobby Heenan cartoonish heel color commentator?" "Hey, Jerry! Remember back in '86, in Memphis? You told me to no sell the piledriver, and I did! That was fun..." "She kicked him in the thing!" "Kurt Angle is Picasso. Triple H is a finger painter." "Bill Goldberg...a bald-headed man with a tattoo...who only has one loss...to the great warrior Kevin Nash...standing in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field...Sid Vicious...6 foot ten, 290! No, 315! No, 350! No...FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Hawk said the piledriver comment when he was a drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 Hawk said the piledriver comment when he was a drunk. Yeah, that was an easy one. But I had to put it in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Epic Reine 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "You think you're BETTER than me?" "Any Joe or Jose could buy himself a cheap belt and call himself the Intercontinental champion!" "You hurt Sean...you hurt me..." "I AM a dinosaur, I'M A TYRANASAURUS REX!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 That was the only one I knew, and that took a few minutes. Who am I... (rambles incoherrently about Blackjack) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "You hurt Sean...you hurt me..." KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! Sorry, I couldn't resist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "What's black, and white, and red all over? The Dudley boys after fucking with me." New Jack actually Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "Bill Goldberg...a bald-headed man with a tattoo...who only has one loss...to the great warrior Kevin Nash...standing in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field...Sid Vicious...6 foot ten, 290! No, 315! No, 350! No...FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS!" Kevin Nash? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "Bill Goldberg...a bald-headed man with a tattoo...who only has one loss...to the great warrior Kevin Nash...standing in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field...Sid Vicious...6 foot ten, 290! No, 315! No, 350! No...FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN POUNDS!" Kevin Nash? Haha, of course! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2005 "She kicked him in the thing!" Dusty Rhodes at SuperBrawl VII. My favorite color commentary call, ever. "What's the matter, Acey baby, did you lose? Oh, I'm sorry. It was my fault!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
