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Guest Frank_Nabbit
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B-List or crappy films you want on DVD

 

My Picks:

 

Under the Rainbow (Chevy Chase, Nazis, Spies and 100's of Midgets!)

 

Silence of the Hams (My favorite parody ever)

 

Hunter's Blood (Rednecks vs City Slickers - Quality movie IMO)

Guest LooneyTune
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No Holds Barred, just so I can use it to torture people.

Guest Frank_Nabbit
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No Holds Barred, just so I can use it to torture people.

I have 2 VHS Box copies of NHB

 

/shoots self

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Night of theComet. God I love that movie.

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Soul Survivors even Eliza Dushku couldn't save that film

Last I knew that turd still was available on DVD.

 

My pick is Clownhouse, horror film made by the sicko who did Powder...it was released very small and pulled right away

Guest LooneyTune
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No Holds Barred, just so I can use it to torture people.

Hell, the entire Hogan movie series!

 

...that's one reason I wish MST3K was still on the air. They could SO rip Hogan a new one for his movies.

Believe it or not, but some company actually released Suburban Commando, and it's currently on sale for $9 @ Amazon.com.

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The Pirate Movie

Guest netslob
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My pick is Clownhouse, horror film made by the sicko who did Powder...it was released very small and pulled right away

apparantly, he molested the kid who starred in this movie, making it even more disturbing in retrospect. he even videotaped the kid giving him head. i guess this kid was the one who rallied for a boycott of Powder. i been reading about it here.

Guest netslob
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you noticed that too, huh?

 

Here's an article about this director for those interested.

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Robot Jox

Ah yes, probably the only movie directed by Stuart Gordon I didn't like

Guest netslob
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Yeah, I know the guy was a sick bastard and everything...but I kinda liked the movie

actually reading all this makes me want to see Clownhouse. i remember seeing it once at a video store and almost getting it (i like evil clowns), but didn't. hell, reading that article about Jeepers Creepers 2 makes me want to rent it and see if any of these metaphors hold up.

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I have one.

 

The Rainbow Brite movie.

 

Oh God, is it that movie that was reviewed on x-entertainment.com where someone is dressed in a hideous Rainbow Brite costume, and she helps these two kids fight these bad guys who turn animals gray...even though everything ends up turning gray because the movie had almost no special effects whatsoever?

 

I wanna see that movie too.

Guest Askewniverse
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Shootfighter

Gymkata

Enter the Ninja

Ninja III: The Domination

9 Deaths of the Ninja

Bloodmoon

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Shootfighter

Gymkata

Enter the Ninja

Ninja III: The Domination

9 Deaths of the Ninja

Bloodmoon

Amen to all of those. Although 9 Deaths is another Kosugi one, the one with the evil handicapped guy and the disco karate opening, right? That's on DVD, the Circuit City near me used to have it in the $6.99 bin.

 

I just bought Soul Survivors out of the Wal-Mart bin. Haven't watched yet.

 

Speaking of that bin, Hogan's "Secret Agent Club" is in there lately.

 

I'll add Pray For Death and No Retreat, No Surrender to the martial arts wants, as well as Howard The Duck, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and Ski School. Also, I wouldn't call all of these "crappy" if we like them, but whatever.

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