Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM, MARCH 25, 2005, LIVE FROM THE SPACE NEEDLE IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON! (8:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM PST; check local listings) Send everything to chirs3 Okay kids, I hate to be a braggart or anything, but our buddies at X-Net are sponsoring a promo competition called X-Net Icon. Again, not trying to brag or anything, but there's no way in hell that our guys couldn't mop up this competition. I intend to enter as my OAOAST character, and I encourage all of you to enter in some form, because having 14 SWF guys in the top 14 would speak volumes about our quality, wouldn't it? Now then -- the SWF is not afraid of heights, and they're proving it with the most daring episode of SWF Storm yet -- live from inside the Space Needle in Seattle, Washington! Thousands of feet off the ground, inside the observation deck of the Space Needle, the SWF intends to tear the house down! Opening Promo: "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins, #1 Contender to the SWF World Heavyweight Championship MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild -> Wildchild continues to impress those in the SWF, pulling off yet another high-profile victory in a Cruiserweight Rules match against Insane Luchadore on Smarkdown. We all know that Wildchild's heart has never been set on winning the SWF Heavyweight Championship, but with Scott Pretzler temporarily out of action and partner Johnny Dangerous pursuing the merged ICTV/USJL Championship, what's a jaunt with the current World champ gonna hurt? Moreover, despite Spike Jenkins' victory in the #1 Contendership match on Smarkdown, what could a Wildchild victory potentially lead to? Rules: This is Storm, fools. No rules. Word Limit: 6000 Marker: chirs3 SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous -> Dangerous/Maddix IV? Well, the masses weren't necessarily clamoring for it, but with Dangerous' victory over Manson on Smarkdown, it's what they're going to get. Maddix is going crazier by the second, Dangerous is winning matches left and right, and to be perfectly honest I don't know what the fuck's going to happen next, so let's throw these two guys in the ring and hope it's something good. Rules: None. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Ace309 SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke -> Sly suffered a loss to relative newcomer Arch Griffon on Smarkdown, whereas either Todd Cortez or Jay Hawke advanced to face him in the semifinals of the SWF Belt Tournament. God knows that Sly has a lot to prove as the USJL championship, but this match will be his last chance to prove it. Rules: None. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Chuck Woolery HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon -> IL and Griffon both asked for this match, and who am I to turn them down? Griffon v. IL for the Hardcore championship, with an INTERESTING~ twist. Rules: The Space Base is the gift shop at the Space Needle. It will be packed with tourists and there will likely be many sharp replicas of the Space Needles. Griffon and IL will fight in this paradise until one of them is pinned, submits, or gets knocked out. Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Dace59 OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran -> Koran tied the battle but lost the war against Martin Hunt. Let's see if he can pick up a second win against the always-tough Manson, who's looking to get back in the picture somehow! Rules: None. Word Limit: 3818 Marker: Justice Also Scheduled To Appear: Toxxic didn't get his wish to face Spike Jenkins on Storm -- in fact, Jenkins isn't even booked, but you know he'll have something to say about becoming the new #1 Contender! The man Jenkins vanquished, Mak Francis, will also be there, and you know he'll have something to say about how Smarkdown went down! Also, Cruiserweight champion Scott Pretzler is still on his wrestling hiatus, but he's bound to make an appearance somewhere. Carnage? Tom Flesher? They might make appearances... on STORM! Edited March 22, 2005 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 I'll be a good number one contender and call opening promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Incapacitated my ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Hardcore + Space Needle = too awesome, Mike. Swell card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Well, i wouldn't mind trying the X-Net Idol, but do I absolutely HAVE to do: Johnny: Blah, blah, blah! Johnny turns and looks at the camera. Johnny: More gay dialoge that looks like the script to a comic book than any kind of story. If I have to do that, I'll have to pass. I just can't get any flow that way. Not that i flow the other way, either, so I'll save someone from making the obvious joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Word Limit: 3818 *marks* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 I'll be back in action for the next show - I probably would have given the OK for this one had it not slipped my mind. But I do have part of a thesis due on Thursday, so it's all good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 Johnny: Not that I want to turn this thread into the OAO XNet Icon thread (and if anyone has other questions, it might be best to start one in CommGen), but I'm of the opinion that only cretins write scriptstyle. (Note: Does not apply to any cretins posting here. Your cretinous writing will be evaluated as though it is not, in fact, cretinous.) There are a few directions you could take with the character. If you'd like to discuss them with me, please feel free to IM or PM me and we can chat on it. That goes for anyone else, by the way, and I'd be happy to proof RPs for anyone who's planning to enter. I'd really like to see you guys take this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 You know there must be a death via being thrown off the Space Needle. Come on, somebody take one for the teams. But awesome card and good luck to all. Edit: Or somebody pissing off it, that'll be a perfectly acceptable replacement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 I'll be back in action for the next show - I probably would have given the OK for this one had it not slipped my mind. But I do have part of a thesis due on Thursday, so it's all good. And here I thought you were just selling the WR... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 For the record... I haven't done the whole RP deal for a good few years, so I'm pretty rusty. But back in the day, I was pretty decent. So I'll probably enter that X-Net thing...if only because Toxxic will be entering, because he has to win everything. *could beat Toxxic in an RP competition* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 ...so. Is this a good-natured mocking of my tendency to win matches and the fact that my character is obsessed with winning, or a not-so-subtle accusation that I ruin your fun by writing to win the majority of the time? I can't see your face or hear your tone of voice so I can't judge, and I don't want to respond before I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 ...so. Is this a good-natured mocking of my tendency to win matches and the fact that my character is obsessed with winning, or a not-so-subtle accusation that I ruin your fun by writing to win the majority of the time? I can't see your face or hear your tone of voice so I can't judge, and I don't want to respond before I know. A little from column A and a little from column B. But mainly A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2005 I'll be back in action for the next show - I probably would have given the OK for this one had it not slipped my mind. But I do have part of a thesis due on Thursday, so it's all good. And here I thought you were just selling the WR... *Reads Smarkdown, sees that Wildchild obliterates Pretzler with both a springboard Tornado DDT and the Wild Ride.* Oh, that too. But I think writing a thesis hurts more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 That match is just too much. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Those are indeed sharp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Is there any reason why the show itself is at the actual Space Needle, seeing as how Key Arena is just down the street from it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Got me, as it would be nearly impossible to hold a show in the Space Needle. This requires a ton of suspension of belief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 ...We did have it in Ash's backyard... and, uh, it's not the Gund Area. Yyyeeaaahhh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Mike's having a series of offbeat shows featuring "House Rules" matches. I think they're fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 ...so. Is this a good-natured mocking of my tendency to win matches and the fact that my character is obsessed with winning, or a not-so-subtle accusation that I ruin your fun by writing to win the majority of the time? I can't see your face or hear your tone of voice so I can't judge, and I don't want to respond before I know. A little from column A and a little from column B. But mainly A. In which case, I look forward to seeing you in the finals of Xnet Icon, where you can pick the situation for the final roleplay, no-show, and I will job you to a haiku. ...sunshine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 ...so. Is this a good-natured mocking of my tendency to win matches and the fact that my character is obsessed with winning, or a not-so-subtle accusation that I ruin your fun by writing to win the majority of the time? I can't see your face or hear your tone of voice so I can't judge, and I don't want to respond before I know. A little from column A and a little from column B. But mainly A. In which case, I look forward to seeing you in the finals of Xnet Icon, where you can pick the situation for the final roleplay, no-show, and I will job you to a haiku. ...sunshine. I look forward to it. I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Nothing from me again. Apologies, but I'm having to wait until after Easter to get the laptop sorted. And I've had hardly any prolonged time on the computer itself...so, 138 days and out I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Wow, that sucks. Unless Johnny writes to lose... So yeah, that sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 It happens. Landon will just have to learn to enjoy the paddlings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Wow, that sucks. Unless Johnny writes to lose... So yeah, that sucks. Writes what to loose? I have a match? *Reads Card* Ah, crap cakes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Ruh roh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 So if I win and they both no-show, I win the tourney by default, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Somethings may not appear as they seem, young JHawke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 It was a rhetorical question, Agent. I'd rather just win the title outright anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
