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Here's one:

 

Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat. WWF- 1991.

 

Flair was coming in, and Steamboat was laced with the whole real Dragon gimmick. I know Vince wouldn't give them 45 Minutes, but a nice 15 minute match would've worked.

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:::WWF 1991 McMahon-mode:::

 

Why would Flair face Steamboat? They've never ever faced each other. Is there some OTHER promotion or something? But you never know, ANYTHING can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation! Now let's get you down to the ring for Ric Flair Vs. Jim Powers!

 

I would have loved to see The Warlord (in metal helmet/staff singles push) Vs. The Barbarian (in animal skin outfit singles push)...just me, though.

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Vader vs Shark Vader vs Kamala Vader vs Meng Aug/Sept 95 WCW

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It is the year 2015, fanofcoils has somehow worked his way into being the head of a major wrestling company. He calls one of his wrestlers Kevin Nash to his office.

 

fanofcoils: hey nash whats UP? I Have. A great idea for you.

 

Nash: cool what is it?

 

fanofcoils: I want YOU to NO SELL the PPV.

 

Nash: what?

 

fanofcoils: Yeah No sell THE? PPV

 

Nash: I don't follow.

 

fanofcoils: You don't fit with THE! wrestlers on the roster of the one this is. I think it would be weird for you to be at such an obscure PPV? So I need you to no sell the ppv in a couple of 7 days plus one fortnight.

 

Nash: You want me to ''no sell'' the PPV? How do I do that? Just beat everyones ass and no sell them?

 

fanofcoils: CONTROVERSY!!!!! No that would be very obscure of you to do the thing of what you just proposed upon me. I just saying that I don't think this would be a very obscure ppv for you to wrestle at. Now in 1998 it would have been so obscure because the way thing were going at the time of 1998 in that year you would have fit and it would have made more sense.

 

Nash: ......so if you don't want me there but you want me to..........OH! Dude did you mean NO SHOW the PPV.

 

fanofcoils: yeah, what is? the matter. was I not being clear enough in my explaination to you of the thing i've been trying to explain as to a avoid a way of controvery and continue our discusion in a non controversail manner.

 

Nash: well, confusing no sell with no show is pretty fucking stupid.

 

fanofcoils: listen if you are too stupid to understand the vibration from my vocal cords that create word so as a ? mean of my communication well I guess I'll have to explain it more clearly and more noncontraversail to you ILL HAVE TO SPEAK OF A MORE CLEARER TONE AND M U C H S L O W E R F O R Y O U ! ! !

 

Nash: No just explain how confused two completely different things that in no way shape or form relate to one another!!!!!

 

fanofcoils: no sell is? a form of a move and i thought it was also meant to ignore an event of one you do not attend thus you are no selling it. Christ on a pickle how much more do you need me to explain myself to you.

 

Nash: I'm going back to bed.

HAHAHAHA!!! funniest thing i've read in ages, great job! keep it up, maybe we can get him to go away!

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Tito Santana missed out on WrestleMania 9 facing Papa Shango on the pre-show.

 

 

LOL what a 4 star thread this has been, great job Stunt Granny.

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Wow, this thread has been funny.

 

I have no clue if this is what dude was trying to get at, but it would've been nice to see Mr. Perfect vs HBK for the title at Survivor Series 96, not just on the fantasy level, but also due to the fact that they'd been subtley building towards something between those two since Perfect came back to WWF in 95.

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Wrestlemania III Kamala!

 

Or fantasy: If they had a Summerslam in 1986, Hogan vs Kamala!

 

I would want to see Kamala back then on a major PPV because those are the ones I buy and I am upset we never got to see Wrestlemania III Kamala. He no showed!

Guest LooneyTune
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Frank Gotch vs. Max Moon at Slamboree 1995 would've sold way more tickets than that other match.

Guest cosbywasmurdered
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fancoil may have put things badly and acted like a total moron but it was still semi-obvious what he was talking about. Continue your circlejerk though.

Guest fanofcoils
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I wish Jake Roberts, Ultimate Warrior, Legion of Doom, British Bulldog, Hulk Hogan, and Jimmy Snuka were at Wrestlemania X

Guest PlatinumBoy
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Mr T vs David Arquette at SummerSlam 2003 for the European Title. I think SummerSlam 2003 Mr T is better than WM 1 Mr T or even Rocky 3 Mr T.

Guest MikeSC
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Jesus v Kevin Sullivan would be box office GOLD!

-=Mike

Guest PlatinumBoy
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Jesus v Kevin Sullivan would be box office GOLD!

-=Mike

But is this Wrestlemania IV Jesus or Wrestlemania VIII Jesus?

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I wish Jake Roberts, Ultimate Warrior, Legion of Doom, British Bulldog, Hulk Hogan, and Jimmy Snuka were at Wrestlemania X

Crackhead. Certified Whacko. Pair of Roid Monkeys. Roid Monkey being kept off thanks to his clearly roided body during the roid trials. Egomaniac who would've booked himself to go over yoko, lex, bret all at once. and a insane murderer.

 

That would have really kicked ass.

Guest Arnold_OldSchool
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Wrestlemania III Kamala!

 

Or fantasy: If they had a Summerslam in 1986, Hogan vs Kamala!

 

I would want to see Kamala back then on a major PPV because those are the ones I buy and I am upset we never got to see Wrestlemania III Kamala. He no showed!

Listen Fool,

 

 

Kamala (James Harris) was not booked at WM 3, so he didn't no show

 

 

 

PN News not showing up for his match vsJeep Sweetan at WM 5 was inexcusable I must say though

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Tito Santana missed out on WrestleMania 9 facing Papa Shango on the pre-show.

 

 

LOL what a 4 star thread this has been, great job Stunt Granny.

poor tito, hes like the reverse undertaker at mania, 1-7 on mania ppv, and 1-8 if you include the wm 9 dark match.

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Jesus v Kevin Sullivan would be box office GOLD!

      -=Mike

But is this Wrestlemania IV Jesus or Wrestlemania VIII Jesus?

WM IV Jesus dogged his matches and relied on the Baptism of Doom too much. WM VIII Jesus all the way!

-=Mike

...Other notable no-shows: Mama Cass v Ham Sandwich.

Michael Jackson v his ORIGINAL body parts

Tupac v a hail of bullets...

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