Guest CronoT Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I don't know about all of you, but I HATE those Fanta Girls with a deep, burning hatred. I hope they all catch chronic diarrhea, and crap themselves to death.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted March 25, 2005 No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I've never heard of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I've never heard of them. http://biz.yahoo.com/iw/040323/064835.html Consider yourself lucky. Those Bimbo-esque chicks bouncing around and lip-synching to bad music give me a headache. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I promise guys, CronoT would be the first to fall... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 No, they're quite hot you fucking hater. Stop your lame jealousy-filled polls and spare us less silly threads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Clearly goes down second. ^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I hope YOU catch chronic diarrhea and crap yourself to death, CronoT. It'd be a welcome change, as disgusting shit would finally start going out your ass rather than out your fingers like it usually does Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Praise be to Thumbtack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Nope, can't say that I do hate them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I adore them all, you filthy bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 They look a lot different in that Maxim pic than in the commercial Granted in the commercial, they were dressed in campy 60's getups, but that was a lot of the appeal (to me anyway) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Seriously, what is there to hate about them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Crono and Sledge need to have a big fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I think wootman is now officially more well-liked around here than CT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Who are these bitches?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Fanta (and Fanta Girls) I know the soda's been around for a while, but I've never actually seen any where I live Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I actually enjoy Fanta, and I hate those commercials to no end Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Fanta (and Fanta Girls) I know the soda's been around for a while, but I've never actually seen any where I live You can buy that crap here, three 12 pack cases for 2.50. And after trying the sludge, I'd say they are charging 2.45 too much. The song may be annoying, but at least it's not a god awful Truth commercial. Those commercials make me consider smoking just to piss them off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 well, The Nazis created Fanta too. Ha. Fanta is a soft drink manufactured by the Coca-Cola company. It was invented by Max Keith in Germany in 1940 when World War II made it difficult to get the Coca-Cola syrup to Nazi Germany. Fanta was originally made from byproducts of cheese and jam production. The name comes from the German word for imagination (Fantasie or Phantasie), because the inventors thought that imagination was needed to taste oranges from the strange mix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 because the inventors thought that imagination was needed to taste oranges from the strange mix. Good for them for hanging on to their beliefs for over fifty years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 Very annoying commercials, but it only takes about a second to change the channel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Fanta sucks... but I kind of like the commercials... They're cute and goofy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Marcus reluctantly left his mother's breasts and continued kissing and licking his way down his mother's body. He stopped and swirled his tongue in her belly button, eliciting a feminine giggle from his mother as she rolled under his touch. His hands swept up and down her sexy torso, he touched her breasts, her hips and slipped down her thighs. His face neared his mother's crotch and he could smell her sex. The odor of her feminine musk was overpowering, the smell of his mother's cunt, he thought. Julia Justa's cunt was the most beautiful that he'd ever laid eyes upon. Her hair was thick, curly, and as black as the hair on her head. It spread onto the sides of her thighs at the junction of her genitals. Marcus began to softly kiss his mother's pubic hair, his lips reveling in the wiry brushy feel against his lips. His mother moaned as his hands held her thighs apart. He kissed and nipped at her pubic patch, and kissed the join of her thigh and pussy lips. He slowly laid his mouth on his mother's pussy lips and kissed her womanhood. He raised his head and looked at his mother and whispered, "I love you, Mother, I love your cunt. This is the cunt that bore me. The cunt that shall once again feel me." He repositioned his body so that he could continue to explore and love his mother's sex, and inserted his tongue between her labia and began to gently lap her pussy. Julia Justa groaned as her son's tongue entered her vagina. At the same time she reached over and pulled her son's hairy body closer to her face. She reached out and grasped his thick, hard cock shaft and with her fingers gently rolled his foreskin back and exposed the dark purple head of her son's cock. Julia Justa leaned forward and kissed the head of son's penis, the shaft quivering and throbbing in her hand. "I have always wanted to kiss the head of your cock, my son. To kiss the tip of your cock from where your seed flies forth." She said huskily. As Marcus began to suck and lick his mother's cunt, Julia leaned into her son's crotch and opened her throat and took her son's cock deep into her mouth. Both lovers groaned at the feelings and sensations that flooded their bodies and minds at the realization of the incestuous passion that had overtaken them. Julia's warm, wet mouth moved up and down her son's rock-hard cock as she continued to fellate him, her hands cupping and squeezing his hairy balls. She was able, after a few minutes, to nearly take all of her son's cock into her mouth and throat, her warm spittle running down onto his thigh and the bed sheets. Marcus was completely consumed with the texture and taste of his mother's sex. He licked and suckled her cunt lips, swirled his tongue in and out of her vagina, and nipped and licked her erect clitoris. His mother squealed around his cock shaft and her whole body writhed as he sucked her clit time and time again. The two lovers, mother and son, were linked, mouths to sex, hearts racing, blood boiling. Their bodies were covered in a fine sheen of sweat, hands sliding up and down each other's bodies as they devoured each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Fap fap fap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Marcus reluctantly left his mother's.... And the point of that is, what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Marcus reluctantly left his mother's.... And the point of that is, what? ...to give you an erection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Marcus reluctantly left his mother's.... And the point of that is, what? ...to give you an erection. Please. I've read MUCH better incest porn fics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2005 But I bet you none of the lines were better than this: "I have always wanted to kiss the head of your cock, my son. To kiss the tip of your cock from where your seed flies forth." She said huskily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
