Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 That show is still crossing the line. I don't like the look of that fucking "Ernie", either. Arrogant son of a bitch.
Ted the Poster Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 They should have him get diabetes from all that sugar, and every week they can have a segment where kids guess where on CM's ass the insulin is getting injected. The number of that day can be his current blood/sugar level. "Today's number is... 186! Ooh, Cookie Monster need to go to hospital!" With all due respect, a blood sugar of 186 shouldn't send you to the hospital. Please get your facts straight before failing to be funny. I do know what I'm talking about, seeing as how I have diabetes. Fat people with diabetes have to keep their sugar level in a very tight range of 20 points, while average people with it can have a good bit more freedom with their eating(around 50). I'm assuming CM is fat because he does nothing but eat COOKIES. His fur makes it hard to tell how fat he actually is. Plus, he's a fucking PUPPET. His blood/sugar limit is fucking non-existant. As for not being funny- humor is subjective, fuckass. "Cookie Monster now has EIGHT, EIGHT toes! AH AH AHH!"
DerangedHermit Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 Why don't they just make him the Veggie Monster and completely ruin him. Those hippies have gone too far this time. They're not hippies. Hippies are ignored and don't succeed. They're stupid soccer moms on their cellphones while driving their SUV and too busy drinking Starbucks to notice their kid at all. But it's somehow TELEVISION'S FAULT? Maybe if instead of keeping up with the Joneses, they should keep up with their parenting.
The C Man Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Surely if kids were following Sesame Street's example they'd live with a male 'friend' and be living in trashcans. Fuck these new-age hippies. Fuck fat people.
Gary Floyd Posted April 13, 2005 Report Posted April 13, 2005 Ya know what? A little bit of my childhood just died.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 They feel guilty that we Americans have all the food we want. They say we are getting fat. To be honest, I really don't see a disproportionate amount of fat people compared to thin people. Why eat low carb and shit when you can die in a car accident the next day? Sounds like fatty talk.
Vyce Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I do know what I'm talking about, seeing as how I have diabetes. My mom has type 2 diabetes. We should form a support group or something. We could get together and talk about the struggles of living with the disease. Just don't expect me to cook you any of those fucking special diabetic-friendly meals or inject you in the ass or anything.
Ted the Poster Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I do know what I'm talking about, seeing as how I have diabetes. My mom has type 2 diabetes. We should form a support group or something. We could get together and talk about the struggles of living with the disease. Just don't expect me to cook you any of those fucking special diabetic-friendly meals or inject you in the ass or anything. Nah, I'm the type who just has to watch my sugar/carb intake. Fuck that low carb shit. Just smaller portions. Also, Diet Sundrop is really good. Your mom gets ass injections? I hope you don't have to do it. Oddly enough, my dad was diagnosed for the first time today.
Nighthawk Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 My mom is also diabetic, although I don't know anything about it. She doesn't require injections. I wonder if that means I'll get it? OH GOD NO!
Ted the Poster Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 Actually, since it's hereditary it could pop up at any time if you don't stay healthy.
Vyce Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 I do know what I'm talking about, seeing as how I have diabetes. My mom has type 2 diabetes. We should form a support group or something. We could get together and talk about the struggles of living with the disease. Just don't expect me to cook you any of those fucking special diabetic-friendly meals or inject you in the ass or anything. Nah, I'm the type who just has to watch my sugar/carb intake. Fuck that low carb shit. Just smaller portions. Also, Diet Sundrop is really good. Your mom gets ass injections? I hope you don't have to do it. Oddly enough, my dad was diagnosed for the first time today. Naw, she's got type 2 diabetes, which is what I'm assuming you have as well if you don't have to take insulin injections. That's type 1, if I'm not mistaken. Like with you, she just has to watch what she eats and take some medication to ensure her blood sugar remains stable. I'm a bit concerned that I'll develop it later in life myself, but in the last year or so I radically changed my diet & lifestyle, so I'm hoping that's enough save me, at least for a few decades.
Slayer Posted April 14, 2005 Report Posted April 14, 2005 You know, the term "Veggie Monster vocals" in death metal just doesn't feel right at all
Slickster Posted April 16, 2005 Report Posted April 16, 2005 Didn't they come up with a new muppet who was suffering from AIDS? For the South African version of the show, yes.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 16, 2005 Author Report Posted April 16, 2005 Hmm, now where have I seen that name, or something close to it, before?...
LessonInMachismo Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Hmm, now where have I seen that name, or something close to it, before?... ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!1111 Seriously, they may as well have made Kami homosexual...They'd've had an "AIDS" and "A-OK to be gay" message wrapped into one furry, orange, green vest-wearing package.
Vern Gagne Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Is this Kami gonna show up on Sesame Street and tell everyone it was all bit, and she really doesn't have AIDS?
Nighthawk Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Gays wouldn't like it if you implied that everyone who has AIDS is gay or vice versa.
LessonInMachismo Posted April 18, 2005 Report Posted April 18, 2005 Gays wouldn't like it if you implied that everyone who has AIDS is gay or vice versa. I guess implication is in the eye of the beholder.
CheesalaIsGood Posted April 18, 2005 Report Posted April 18, 2005 LOOK! The man is a junkie and needs to get over his addiction! He HAD to be stopped before he hurt himself or somebody else! Stop the insanity people!
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Posted April 19, 2005 Way to ruin the thread, hippie...
Vyce Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 You know, I have to be honest here, if I was a muppet? I'd totally ostracize that AIDS muppet. Cause, hey, why take chances?
Slayer Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Remember kids: Don't share dirty puppeteers...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Posted April 19, 2005 You know, I have to be honest here, if I was a muppet? I'd totally ostracize that AIDS muppet. Cause, hey, why take chances? So would I, but only because Kami is from Africa and I'm a racist...
Open the Muggy Gate Posted April 19, 2005 Report Posted April 19, 2005 Isn't there another orange muppet on there besides Kami? I seem to remember one.
Guest Duke_The_Dog Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 I've watched Sesame Street lately and have not seen a difference. Do they still show the grover as a waiter for the blue man skits? Its a shame that the Pianist who screwed up and then banged his head into the Piano was banned. i miss him. /wipes tear from childhood
kkktookmybabyaway Posted December 1, 2005 Author Report Posted December 1, 2005 Maybe PBS read this thread and thought better of their Cookie Monster character development...
Black Lushus Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 amazingly, my kid does not watch this show...are the yip yip yip yip aliens still on there?
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