I'm deeply depressed...

[Jingus 0]

Well, if that's the case then he's on his own.

[Nighthawk 0]

You mean the movie Pirates of the Carribbean? Yeah, I liked that too.

No, that was what ruined it. I meant actual pirates.

[Vyce 0]

She was a superior being, one who came down from some unknown universe, gracing all of us with her wrestling prowess and divine beauty.

And her big fat ass.

Dislike the big ass, but her tits in that pic are pretty damn solid.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

In my younger-ish days, I thought of getting together a pirate crew and raiding cruise ships.

[Guest Vitamin X]

No it doesn't, you just have to look at it the right way. Hanging around here, doesn't help. Nobody here looks at the right way except me and maybe Spoon.

What is looking at it the right way, then?

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

You will tell me where this pic of Molly came from and where I can find more...

 

[Nighthawk 0]

No it doesn't, you just have to look at it the right way. Hanging around here, doesn't help. Nobody here looks at the right way except me and maybe Spoon.

What is looking at it the right way, then?

Throw out every preconceived notion about wrestling you have. I mean, you're not a fan, you're nothing. And then watch. It's funny, it's impressive, there's an action movie, there's chicks. It's all there. No man can watch wrestling with no baggage and not be entertained, it's like this wild side show.

Now, they could go professional with it. When Vince McMahon dies, but until then, it's going to be this back alley spanish fly thing, I admit, but it's still tons of fun. It's like kabuki.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Another update on my health. I have started to regain some of the feeling in my legs, yet I do not see how I can possibly walk after something so tragic has occurred. I seriously considered ending my life after hearing of this horrendous news. However, I have decided to live, and dedicate my life to the cause of Molly Holly Appreciation. I will never be able to get over the heinous actions perputrated against the superior being, but I will try to have 1/100th of her strength, and pick up the pieces of my broken heart.

 

Despite never meeting Molly in person, I believe we are closer than most lovers. Hell, despite never meeting me I'm sure she would say the same.

[geniusMoment 0]

You must really like me......................... in that special sort of way.

[Special K 0]

'Sing a song of six pence' was a song for recruiting pirates.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

You must really like me......................... in that special sort of way.

[geniusMoment 0]

You must really like me......................... in that special sort of way.

Thats hot

[Hoff 0]

This thread has reaffirmed my newfound belief that more peole need to off themselves.

[Nighthawk 0]

'Sing a song of six pence' was a song for recruiting pirates.

No it wasn't.

[Art Sandusky 0]

The "cool to like because it's all old and different" pirate trend is retarded.

 

And IDRM put it just about the same way I would. Just look at it as this surreal cultural extension in tights.

[Jingus 0]

When did friggin' pirates become trendy? I know that movie did big business, but I haven't heard of anything coming from it except a sequel.

[MrRant 0]

With all the recent desert movies, I'm waiting for people to walk around dressed as desert nomads.

[Art Sandusky 0]

When did friggin' pirates become trendy? I know that movie did big business, but I haven't heard of anything coming from it except a sequel.

It's more like something college kids do now in light of the culture collapse of the late 90s. Doesn't extend much beyond that.