Things you always thought about other posters

[the max 0]

nl5 is the guy that I would work with and discuss sports, current events, etc. and be bestest buddies at the office, but we'd never hang out outside of work, even though everyone else thought we did.

[nl5xsk1 0]

y'know, Max ... that's actually pretty accurate. The only time we'd ever interact outside of work would be at stupid corporate functions (e.g. 'the office holiday party') and even that would just be sitting there saying how little we like our co-workers for a few hours.

[tominator89 0]

I get the feeling that if I hung out with MikeSC in real life I would learn an awful lot: from facts to how to present an argument.

[Black Lushus 0]

nl5 is the guy that I would work with and discuss sports, current events, etc. and be bestest buddies at the office, but we'd never hang out outside of work, even though everyone else thought we did.

I think that covers almost everyone here...

 

I'd go bowling with KKK, have a few beers, laugh at the 13 to 16 y/os that think bowling alleys are the hot spots on Fridays...

[Ripper 0]

I couldn't see myself hanging out with too many people here, because I always think my time is better spent hanging out with women, but I would probably hang out HARD with Inc, IDRM and Kotz. With Kotz, it would just be a night of trying to get him to hit on the hottest women there until he gets head in the bathroom just to prove to him that he can do it. With Inc and IDRM...I don't know. Have you ever seen that table of guys that could pull any woman in a place. I think we would so be that table. Only I IDRM would fuck the black girl with the big ass, I would fuck the Mexican and Inc would fuck the sexually perverted goth chick. Just to mix things up a bit.

 

Everyone else, yeah...i could see chillin with. hittin a strip club or two.

[Ripper 0]

Oh yeah, and I would hang out with MiketheSC, and Yuna. That would just be plain funny.

 

And Marney. We would see who could pick up more of the same sex. I would win cause i mean seriously...I'm hot.

[Black Lushus 0]

dude....

[Jingus 0]

It's still one of my goals in life to meet Marney in the flesh, as it were.

 

IDRM, I am seriously gonna call you sometime. Thing is that my cell phone gets zero reception at my house... which is were I spend 99% of my time... but I'll find a loophole sooner or later.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Brian B. Brunzell seems like a nice guy, with a decent sense of humor. Same with kkktookmybabyaway.

 

Oh, and if any of you think that I have too much free time on my hands, let me tell ya something...I do, I really do.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I must admit I kinda expected someone to call me out on my being black. Does that say more about me, or all of you?

[Jingus 0]

Dude. It's the internet. And we're in the geekiest, most elitist, self-referential corner of it. You say you're black. And? You want me to drive to your house and confirm your blackness? Not with these gas prices, son.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I want Jingus to drive over there.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I will drive to FBOP's house and find out once and for all if he is a Frozen Block of Piss that can type.

 

 

It wouldn't be weirder than anything else around here.

[Jingus 0]

I want Jingus to drive over there.

He lives in England. Unless you got Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang or that damn Weasley's magic jalopy in your garage, I ain't driving there.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I post how I talk, without the scratchiness and mumbling.

I can confirm this.

 

As such, I assume everyone on the board is like they are in real life.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I want Jingus to drive over there.

He lives in England. Unless you got Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang or that damn Weasley's magic jalopy in your garage, I ain't driving there.

All you need is Flubber and a good bounce.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Reverse really did talk in reverse - I met him once...

[... 0]

I'm a gimmick poster.

[Nighthawk 0]

Incy is a 'regular guy'. He's the most normal of any of us.

[Slayer 0]

As such, I assume everyone on the board is like they are in real life.

This would be correct, in my case

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

So I'd probably not want to be around most of you in real life.

[Slayer 0]

I'm sure you're quite the upper in person

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'd say ask Agent, but I was really fucked up for most of the time we spent hanging out.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I want Jingus to swim over there.

[Guest news_gimmick]

I think I'd pay to see that.

[treble 0]

Czech Republic has an unhealthy obsession with Bob Barron.

[CanadianChick 0]

Kotz looks like this guy who graduated from my school last year.

[Guest Sturgis]

I also think IDRM is cool, but I wouldn't hang out with him.

 

KKK and Ripper seem like guys I would hang out with at a stripclub(espically Ripper).

 

CanadianChick seems like the girl I'd hang out with and just chill.

 

Welshy is the type you would take to a party and drink with all night.

 

NoCalMike is one of the coolest people alive.

 

After reading his posts in the "Industry Secrets" theard I think Dama needs to stop taking life so seriously.

 

Kotz and Bob Barron are the geekiest people alive.

[Vyce 0]

Everyone else, yeah...i could see chillin with. hittin a strip club or two.

I could see myself visiting a strip club with Ripper (not just the two of us, because that would make me feel awkward, what with him being blashort, but as part of a larger group). But it would have to be in Atlanta, because I KNOW that you have some nice strip joints there, and I feel Ripper likely not only knows the best ones but is on a first name basis with the club management. And the talent. Which I could likely parlay into me getting sloppy blowjobs before the night was over with. From someone at least, it doesn't much matter who.

 

As such, I assume everyone on the board is like they are in real life.

 

I am generally very polite and friendly in real life, if not a bit shy. Once I become more comfortable with your presence / get to know you better, I open up more, and let more of my natural charm shine through.

 

Seriously. I'm quite endearing.

[Skywarp! 0]

I always just thought we all need counseling.