Czech, I'm tired of your fucking power trip.

[Guest Vitamin X]

He has a NECK BEARD, for cryin' out loud.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Neck beards don't work. It just looks like you missed a spot. A really big spot.

[KingPK 0]

Are chin beards fashionable?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Sure, 'specially if Clement still has his and is pitching well

[Vyce 0]

 

PIMP

I am once again relieved and edified that I am better looking than one of my fellow internet posters.

[alfdogg 0]

Since I can't access it anymore and we all got bored anyway, the CronoBoard cast:

The Czech Republic as Muggy

Sandy as King Banky

Hoff as The #1 MST3K Mark & The Man In White

Piss as Vaclav Dvorak and Cash Democracy

NY Untouchable as The Amazing Rando

Failed Mascot as The Dominican Republic and Popick

What about CronoP?

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I still can't believe the majority of messageboarders actually look like that.

[TheFranchise 0]

I don't think I do.

 

And there are a few lookers around.

[TheFranchise 0]

And of course, Czech.

[Slayer 0]

 

TCR in 10 years

[TheFranchise 0]

He could do worse.

[Mik 0]

Aw, man. I had always kinda hoped, for his sake, that Crono was 12-15 years old. Then, things aren't so bad. But now that that is him, and he acts that way... Just sad.

[Guest Vitamin X]

CronoT can serve as an inspiration for all of us who want to finish college and/or get out of our parents' homes before it's too late.

[The Czech Republic 0]

At least we inspired him to vote. Because he couldn't do it without the help of a--you guessed it--Internet Wrestling Message Board.

[The Niggardly King 0]

At least we inspired him to vote. Because he couldn't do it without the help of a--you guessed it--Internet Wrestling Message Board.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'll miss ya, slugger.

 

CronoT

(waves hand) I am a terrible poster.

 

 

Group: Banned

Posts: -9383

Member No.: 3645

Joined: 29-May 03

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

I won't.

[Some Guy 0]

Am I the only one who finds it strange that someone managed to fins the time to ban him during all this shit?

 

I'm not complaining, just making a point.

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Ding, dong, the cunt is gone.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Classics, please

[Carnival 0]

agreed

[Guest Princess Leena]

Yes. Classic.

 

Teehees, I love this thread.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Nah. Pretty good, but not classic.

 

(harbors dislikes for any thread that reminds him of his modship)

[Slayer 0]

(harbors dislike for any thread that reminds him of his modship)

The rest of TSM agrees

[Nighthawk 0]

Most folks here could look that bad if they wanted. It's poor decisions in grooming and fashion as much as genetics.

[... 0]

Classic, but only if someone can find the archive for CronoT's board to go along with it.

[Black Lushus 0]

where's the thread where he actually busts out the "get the Frog Ending" line?

[KGB 0]

Found it.

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1787010

[Carnival 0]

Czech sure got his ass handed to him in that thread.

[Slayer 0]

If you're that oblivious to sarcasm...

This ironic gem stands on its own merit as well

 

It's sad that his other classic line (about being able to fight Hoff because he pushes carts for a living) was lost in the original JWing "check in a very day" incident